Gadho ki rac

Gadho ki rac
Gadho ki race ....
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FIRE..







msg baad me padh lena
B. . . .H. . . .A. . . .G. . . . . . .
warna trophy koi aur le jayega....
  

Jun, 14 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2437 views       Insult

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Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?

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A: A Rumour!
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
open with love


mujhe tum se kuch kehna hai


bura to nahi maano ge


wohi kuch jis ki tumhain zaroorat hai


wo pyar bharay 3 lafz




"Insaan Ban Jaao"
God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...

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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar..
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Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhie meri tarah jiya karo.

roz meri SMS padhke sharam nahin aati
kabhie khud bhi SMS kiya karo !!
3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.
Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya, chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat
karke kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna Mard hamare ghar mein
bhi hai
No matter how high da sky is


How deep da ocean is


How strong da wind is


How wide da river is


I jus want 2 tell U




They’re none of UR BUSINESS!
Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
Khud apney husn k dewana hogaya,
MUQABL-e-HUSN mei hisa lia aap ny bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila per apko jurmana ho gaya
Read This Wazeefa 100 Times On Every Friday,
Standing At The Door Of The Mosque.
Inshallah You Will Be Rich In Few Days.
The Wazeefa Is




"Allah Ke Naam Pe De Ja BaBa"