Hi hw r u

Hi hw r u
Hi hw r u..
R u free this Sunday? Can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am?







Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of

ZOO. We got all the animals except u
  

Jun, 14 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2924 views       Insult

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Gadhay K Bachche
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10inch k hotay hain




Kuttay Ki Nasal
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Mukhtalif kisam ki hoti hain




Bandar K Bachchay
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Shararti hote he..;->
Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaage hue Langur,
abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"
Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I"m worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?
Har vele fikar jiha ek rehnda bas PADAI da,



tu ta kanjra thik hi hona haal das sadi BHARJAI da.
Pakistan
Post
Office
Ne
ALTAF HUSSAIN
Ki Tasveer
Wali
Stamp
Jaari
Kar
Di
He!
Awam
Parechan
Hen
K
Thook
Kis
Taraf
Lagaee
Jaye!!
Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well behaved... just wana thank u for breaking the monotony..... ;->
Abey O Egg K Chilke !
Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan !
Ublay Hue
AALOO !
Murghi K
Chooze !
Africa K
Bandar!

Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Bura Lagta Hai Yar!
Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.and name......