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* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!
* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don''t Mind & You
Don''t Matter ... !!
* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!
* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!
And Now
If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand
And
Place It Over Your
Mouth ...
Because
I m Allergic To Bullshit
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Please whisper those
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Abey O Egg K
Abey O Egg K Chilke !
Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan !
Ublay Hue
AALOO !
Murghi K
Chooze !
Africa K
Bandar!
Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Bura Lagta Hai Yar!
Baharo phool barsao
Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai
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aRz kiya haI aankhon
aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
apni kisi friend se baat he karva do
meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai
wah wah wah
Tum Sa koi Pyara
Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.
(\./)
/.".) "^----;";_
\,,/"( , , )
/ \ / \
Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.
Please FAX ur Picture
Please FAX ur Picture Urgently.
WaLLet mein Lagane K Liey nahi.
Kitab k Front page K Liey
Kitab ka Naam hai
QABAR KA AZAB.
Why does a stupid
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
Two devils came
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
Go down to c my
Go down to c my heart..
Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah
Yaar aaj ka din
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
My Msg 2 da wrld
My Msg 2 da wrld!
If u like me,
raise your hands
.. if not,
then raise your standards!!
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