Those beautifu

Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?

Jun, 14 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 2733 views Insult

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kanjos ki zindagi

kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.
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ab to kar do sms...

Yaar aaj ka din

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

Udass kyon kharey

Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha

Wah Wah Wah

Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha

Aao mera LUND chooso AAM ki tarha

"Happy MANGO season"

Ab t0 bAtA d0

Ab t0 iqrAr kEr Lo,

Or nA tArpAo..

Ab t0 bAtA d0..

Or nA shArmAo..

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Tum mUjh sE..

mUjh sE..

mUjh sE..

Bhi ZiAdA KaNjUs h0.. :P

Dil se hum aap ko

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p

Maine ap ko khwab

Maine ap ko khwab main dekha
Aap hooron k darmian they
Maine ALLAH se poocha
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai
Jawab aya: Isko jaza nahi...
Hooron ko saza mili hai..

Sabhi jungli janwaro

Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..

Have u seen a

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

No Visits No Calls

No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I"m worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?

Meri Muskuraht Part

Meri Muskuraht Par
Aitraz Mat Kar Aey
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Tujhey Dekh Kar To
Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi nikal sakti hai

Scientists all over

Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.and name......

Breaking News

Breaking News...
Dhammaka Khabar..

TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya,
Khabar MiLi hai K KaL Basheer Khusrey
K han KaKa Hua...
Kaise Hoa Hamein Khud nahi Pata...
ChaLein ChaL kar Basheer Khusrey Se
Puchte Hain..

G Basheer g

Basheer G...!!

Msg Hi Parhte Rahengey Ya Kuch Batain Gey Bhi..

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