Abhi tak tehni par

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Oyeee...! Abhi tak tehni par latky ho...Chalo shabash nichay utro or sms karo.

Jun, 14 2010 136 chars (1 sms) 2477 views Insult

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Your birthcertificat

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.

This sms can only b

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!

Hum ko Hum h

Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo

DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo

Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain

Door Tum se Ho Na Jain

Pas Aao ..

Pas AAO...

RUKOO !!!!

PehLe Safe Guard Se Naha Lo..

andheri kabar

andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee

so ja shaitan,

Go down to c my

Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.

Dimag Ki tarah

Suraj na badLa

Suraj na badLa
Chand na badLA
Na bdla ye asman
Kitna badaL gya inNsan
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/.".) "--- ,,
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Kitna badl gya tu meri jan.

Hanso Khelo

Hanso

Khelo

NAACHO

Gao

Uchloo

Koodoo

Dunya ki parwa mat kero

Q
K

Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai...

Wat do you call an

Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?

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A: A Rumour!

I Like Grapes

I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz...

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

Cum''on yar,

Its just A

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.

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.

.

Fact.

Jis waqt khuda ne

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

Baharo phool barsao

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai

achhe kapde pehent

achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho..
naak pochna aata nahi aur hath me mobile rakhte ho

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Abhi tak tehni par

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