American: hamaray haan dogs bomb dhoondh letay hain Japanese: hamaray haan to fish ball se khelti hai Pakistani: hamaray haan to bandar bhi sms parh leta hai
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me immediately.
Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi use pasand karte ho,
Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai,
Jab bhi tum uski gali me jaate ho,
To woh BHONK-BHONK kar apna Pyaar jatati hai.
Aurat ko qudrat ne: Khoobsurat chehra diya, Hirni si aankhen di, Resham se bal, Gulab se hont, ...Pyar bhara dil diya aur phr... Zuban de kar sabh satyanaash kardiya
Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo
