A girl says to

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!

Jun, 14 2010 103 chars (1 sms) 2168 views Insult

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Jabse Tumhe dekha
hai,

Mera

Raat ko

Din ko

Subha ko

Sham ko

Khate waqt

Peete waqt

Sote waqt

Jagte waqt

Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!

Kaju Badam Khajoor

Kaju
Badam
Khajoor
Pista
Chilghoza
Kishmish

Ye Sab Dry Fruits hain tu bht Tasty....

Laikin

Aap jese Akhrot ki baat hee kuch aur hai

U r Ultimate

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

Scientists all over

Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.and name......

Tez hawa ka j

Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.

Har vele fikar

Har vele fikar jiha ek rehnda bas PADAI da,

tu ta kanjra thik hi hona haal das sadi BHARJAI da.

kanjos ki zindagi

kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.
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.....
......
.....
...
ab to kar do sms...

Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parh

Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho. . .

HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW

Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha . . .Kuttay Ki Terha Bhonkne Ko Nahi . . . :p

Two devils came

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

Hello, this is GOD

Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

Monkey!

Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..?

i think tum zindgi main

i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay
quen k jahaan b jao gay gay
loag kahain chal chal agay ho.

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