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Ghabrane Ki Baat Nahi Hai
Bus Aap K Andar Ek Keera Hai
Jo Aap Ko Msg Nahi Kerne Deta ;->
  

Jun, 14 2010     201 chars (2 sms)     2379 views       Insult

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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let"s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!
Maine ap ko khwab main dekha
Aap hooron k darmian they
Maine ALLAH se poocha
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai
Jawab aya: Isko jaza nahi...
Hooron ko saza mili hai..
My Eyes – Miss U





My Feelings – Loves U





My Mind – Calls U




My Life Is U






I’ll Die Widout U



I love U





“Aisa Tumhari Girl Friend Mujhe Bholti Hai.”
SambhaaLoo Us ko..... :P
barsaat ke mausam main aap ka dil chahta ho ga,
barish main nahanay ka,
geet gungunanay ka,
paani main chhai chhappa chhai karne ka,
barsaat main sab frogs ka dil yehi karta hai.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
i message
recieved



1
cool person
sent it



1
fool is
reading it



1
fool is
angry



1
fool is
still reading


1
fool will frwd thid
msg to another fool
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero....
Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!! :P
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!
Meray Piyarey Doost! Ye Tum...
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Paglon Ki Tarah Kya Dhoond Rahey Ho?! Ye Tum...
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Paglon Ki Tarah Kya Dhoond Rahey Ho?! Ye Tum...
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Paglon Ki Tarah Kya Dhoond Rahey Ho?
Ek Kabotar




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