Ek Kabotar

Ek Kabotar
Ek Kabotar




Itna Ura





Itna Ura





Itna Ura





Buhat upar gaya





Itna





Itna







Bus Ab nazar
Nai a raha apna kaam kro,
Kal Dhondin gay.
  

Jun, 14 2010     201 chars (2 sms)     2112 views       Insult

more Insult SMS Messages

Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milay the?


"TRAIN RUKI

KhirkI KHULI

NAZRON SE NAZRIEN MILI

or


AAP NE KAHA



"ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DEDO BABA".
I Want




2




Kill U




But I Can''t,Bcoz,




I.P.C.340(B)


"According 2this Rule,

Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys

R Strictly Prohibited.''
Main terai balooon main khona chahta hoon.....

main tere baloon main khona chahta hoon......

per kambakhat tum tail buhat lagati ho .....

her baar phisal jata hoon............
Gadhay K Bachche
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10inch k hotay hain




Kuttay Ki Nasal
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Mukhtalif kisam ki hoti hain




Bandar K Bachchay
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Shararti hote he..;->
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye
bure waqt me muskurana chahiye...
Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..
1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D
kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho

har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho

ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi

ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?
Ye sms us behanchod
ko karen jisne apse kaha
1 may ko sms pakag khtm
hojaynge mene apna farz
pura krdia ab ap b bhejo ta
k ye gali asal
bande tk pohanche =P ;->
jabb koi baat bigad jaaye
jabb koi mushkil padd jaaye
tuo
tuo
tuo
tuo
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mein kya karoon?
tumhari harkaten he aisi hoti hain
pata nahi kabb sudhro gey
Sarey Gawaho Aur Bayanat Ko Madde nazar Rkhte hoye
Ye AdaLat PenaL Code Dafa 382 K Tehet MsG prhne WaLe
Mujrim Ko MsG na Bhejne K Jurm Mein " KANJOOS " Qaraar
Deti hai.
haha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada



Smjha hai Jise Muhabbat se Zyada



Bharosa hai Jis pe Khud se Zyada


Tu hai Hai wo....



HARAMZADA..
Dil Main Hamesha Ik Shor Ho Raha Hay,



Bina SMS Dil Boor Ho Raha Hay,







Kahin Aisa To Nahi, ?



K Mera Dost ?




Kuttay Ki Neend So Raha Hay?