Most of my frnd

Most of my frnd
Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well behaved... just wana thank u for breaking the monotony..... ;->
  

Jun, 14 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2514 views       Insult

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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr

tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy

or apni sari girlfriend mare liye chor dy :-D
Duur kaheen ek Basti thee...

Wahan Churaylain Basti thee...

Jab dekho tab Hansti thee

Tm kio Itna Hasti ho...

Usi Basti ki lagti ho
Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai.


10g Mitti

10g Kankar-Pathar

25 Type k Keere makorey,

5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa..



KamaaL hai...!!!



Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don''t look into mirror coz..





I''ll miss u... :P
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don''t look into mirror coz..





I''ll miss u... :P
__/____
lorange l
l juice l
l______l

Fresh Orange Juice
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai..







Paoun Maar K
Patakha Baja Lo
Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"
Go down to c my heart..





























Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.



Dimag Ki tarah
i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay
quen k jahaan b jao gay gay
loag kahain chal chal agay ho.
Ankhon mein shrrafat.


chal mein nazaakat.


dil mein sachai.


phir kyon na bole ap o her lerki



MERA BHAI,MERA BHAI.