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Most of my frnd
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Most of my frnd
Most of my frnd
Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well behaved... just wana thank u for breaking the monotony..... ;->
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Jun, 14 2010
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Insult
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Ek Kabotar
Ek Kabotar
Itna Ura
Itna Ura
Itna Ura
Buhat upar gaya
Itna
Itna
Bus Ab nazar
Nai a raha apna kaam kro,
Kal Dhondin gay.
Dil se hum aap ko
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p
Kon kehta hai
Kon kehta hai k mera mehboob langraa hai...wah wah wah..kon kehta hai k mera mehboob langrra hai..wo to meray ishq mein lehraa k chalta hai...
Press Down if u
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can"t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
LIPS bhindi ki tara
LIPS bhindi ki tarah,
GAAL tamatar ki tarah
EYES matar ki tarah
Poora face GOBI ki tarah
Aey mere ALLAH
Aik dost dia wo b sabzi mandi ki tarah...
Why does a stupid
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
Phone K RIshte
Phone K RIshte Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain
Balance Rakh Kr BHi Log Ghareeb Hote Hain
Msg Krne Ki Hoti Nahi JinKo Taufeeq
Wo Log bhi KItne Miskeen Hote Hain
Phone K RIshte Bhi
Phone K RIshte Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain
Balance Rakh Kr BHi Log Ghareeb Hote Hain
Msg Krne Ki Hoti Nahi JinKo Taufeeq
Wo Log bhi KItne Miskeen Hote Hain
pathan
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
.
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
.
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
Asli Bewkuf Ki 4
Asli Bewkuf Ki 4 Nishanian1.
Seedhe Hath Mein Mob Pakry
2. Angothay Se Button Dabaye
3. Message Parh K Hansay
4. Soche K aur Kis Ko Send Krun?
No Visits No Calls
No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I"m worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?
Two devils came
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
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