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Most of my frnd
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Most of my frnd
Most of my frnd
Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well behaved... just wana thank u for breaking the monotony..... ;->
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Jun, 14 2010
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Aaina dekh kar
Aaina dekh kar begana ho gaya,
Wo apney he husn ka dewana ho gya
Muqabala husn main hisa lia ap ne bhi
Auron ko to cup mila mager ap ko jurmana ho gya
Why does a stupid
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
insult
One day l went 2 ZOO.
So many animals were there.
(>. .< )
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o‚¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@‚¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi..
Scientists all over
Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.
Gadho ki rac
Gadho ki race ....
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
FIRE..
msg baad me padh lena
B. . . .H. . . .A. . . .G. . . . . . .
warna trophy koi aur le jayega....
Yaar aaj ka din
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
Jab Kabhi kanjusi
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
yahaan factory
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haan ji..
kya chahiye?
kuch dhoondh rahe ho?
shayad sms..
yahaan factory lagi hai kya.
Chalo Apna kaam karo...?
God Is So Wise
God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...
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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar..
I Want
I Want
2
Kill U
But I Can''t,Bcoz,
I.P.C.340(B)
"According 2this Rule,
Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys
R Strictly Prohibited.''
One day a donkey
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.
So plz don''t look into mirror coz..
I''ll miss u... :P
Sarey Gawaho Au
Sarey Gawaho Aur Bayanat Ko Madde nazar Rkhte hoye
Ye AdaLat PenaL Code Dafa 382 K Tehet MsG prhne WaLe
Mujrim Ko MsG na Bhejne K Jurm Mein " KANJOOS " Qaraar
Deti hai.
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