open with love

open with love
open with love


mujhe tum se kuch kehna hai


bura to nahi maano ge


wohi kuch jis ki tumhain zaroorat hai


wo pyar bharay 3 lafz




"Insaan Ban Jaao"
  

Jun, 14 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2449 views       Insult

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Aurat ko qudrat ne:
Khoobsurat chehra diya,
Hirni si aankhen di,
Resham se bal,
Gulab se hont,
...Pyar bhara dil diya
aur phr...
Zuban de kar sabh satyanaash kardiya

ha ha ha
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya
Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.






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Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.
Aap Pareshan hain?

Theek se Neend nhi aati?

Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain?

Ab mazeed pareshaani ki zaroorat nhi

Ab aA gaya




"PAMPERS"

Chain Se Sona khoob Brhna
achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho..
naak pochna aata nahi aur hath me mobile rakhte ho
AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA
Ek MsG RoZ
KeEp De FrIeNd ClOsE

DiN MaIn PaAAnCh(5)
DoStI Pe Na AaYe AaNcH

DiN MaIn DuS..
MiLe YaAri Ka RuS..

Din MaIn BeeS
PeHlE Ek Tou KeR KhaBeEs... ;->
Har vele fikar jiha ek rehnda bas PADAI da,



tu ta kanjra thik hi hona haal das sadi BHARJAI da.
Dil Se Dilalgi Hum Kia Nahi Krte

Ye Dil Hum Kisi Ko Dia Nahi Krte

Pasand Aa Gya Pagal Pan Aapka

Wrna Har Pagal Ko Hum Sms Kia Nahi Krte ;-