munda bigra jaaye

jabb koi baat bigad jaaye
jabb koi mushkil padd jaaye
tuo
tuo
tuo
tuo
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mein kya karoon?
tumhari harkaten he aisi hoti hain
pata nahi kabb sudhro gey

Dec, 14 2011 172 chars (2 sms) 3247 views Insult

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