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Boy was following a

Boy was following a girl.

girl-why r u folowin me?

BOY -you r very pretty n I think I''m in Love wid u!

girl-but u havnt met my frend yet.. she is prettier than me n is rite behind u.

BOY luks-dere''s no 1...

girl-if u realy loved me u wudnt hav lukd behind... ;->

MORAL- True Love is rare... :)

How cute

How cute!

A boy & a girl were playing hide-seek..

She sent a SMS:"

If you find me, you can marry me..

If you can''t
I''m hidden in d shed".!

It''s A Horrible Thing

"It''s A Horrible Thing To See Your
Lost Love Walk Past You With Another girl,
And It''s The Worst Thing To Know
That You Made

A Mistake In Letting Him Go."

One Boy To Anothe

One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day...?

2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few girls To ßecome A Mother. . . ;->

Sardarni To Sardar

Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?

Sardar:Darling..

Jeweller Ki Dukan The,

Meiny Sales girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary

Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??

A beautiful girl goes

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

FlaMeR

3 FEELINGS

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

FlaMeR

2008 ka sabse zalil

2008 ka sabse zalil sms
girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna...
Boy: Fir main Potty kab karunga???

A TC In A Train Finesb

A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.

He Charged 1st girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless

Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt

He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...

Why???

U Dirty Mind...

She Had The Ticket!!!

Girl To A Tattoo Artist

girl To A Tattoo Artist:

How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing

An Animal Just Above My Knee?

Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,

But Girraffe Is Free.

Ek Larki Dosri Se

Ek Larki Dosri Se...!!!
Sab Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..?
2nd girl;
Har Woh Game Jo Boys Ke Sath Khela Jaey,
Khass Kar Andhery Main... ;->

Boy wd his girlfrnd

Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->

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