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Twinkal twinkal little star,

Teri girl friend gyi bazar,

Osko mil gya dosra piyar,

Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.
Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)
Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?

girl. Main tm se pyar krti hn.

Sardar:Aj kal ki lrkyan bari bsharam hn 1 baat ka mtlab poocha free he ho gayi..!
In Art Gallery Couple §ees Picture Tf A girl çovered ßy Leaves

Husband keeps Watching

Wife: Ab çhalo Gay ¥a Huwa çhalny ka Intezar karte Rho ge?
Best sms of the Year.

"a mother makes her son "gentle" in 20 years,

But...


A girl can make him "mental" in 20 sec."

GEO larkio....!!;-)
IT''S A girlS WORLD...!!!


If girl laughs loudly she''s Cheerful
If Boy laughs loudly he''s Mannerless

If girl talks sweetly she''s Charming
If Boy talks sweetly he''s a Flirt

If girl is shoping she''s Trendy
If Boy is shoping he''s Wasting Money

If girl is silent she''s Feeling Sad
If Boy is silent he''s Being Rude

If girls walk in group it''s a Group
If Boy walks in a group it''s a Gang

If girl can''t come for a date she''s Busy
If Boy can''t he''s Lying.;-)
2 girl frndz
girl 1: Yar ye larkay apas main kaisi batain krtay hain..
girl 2: waisi hi jaisi hm larkian krti hain..
girl 1: Astagfirullah itni gandi batain..
Ek larka ek larki se Tum mujh se shadi krogi
girl: Nhi
boy:Lekin Q
girl:Mere ghar wale nahi mane gy
boy:Ghar me kon kon ha
girl:1 husband,4 bache:-)
girl: Aisa khat likh sajna
Meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay

Boy:
(i=0i>xE''I1i+:e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@''e*,e(p+>i*Le sajni ab parh ;)
A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?

girl: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le
Amir''s girlfriend is mudered by someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.

But

Suspence is [Amir himself is the killer]

NOw..

EnJoy

GHAJINI :P
(KAISA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB KYA) :D
Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..
A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks;
What r u Guys Doing Here?

Bush Says:
We r Planning World War III..

Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?

Bush says:
Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful girl..

Guy Exclaimed:
A Beautiful girl..!!
Y To Kill a Beautiful girl ?

Bush Turns to Obama & Says:
See, i Told You..
NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..