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''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast girl..

He Said!

Ankhon Me Wahi Jaam Liye
Honton Pe Wahi Muskaan Liye..
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man
Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye.''

''Girl to Doctor:

''girl to Doctor:

Last time Aap ne Mera Abortion Kiya,
To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy.

Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye,

8 k Khoon Nikal Aaya

Aur

19 ki Ungliyan Cut Gaien. :-D''

''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?

''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?

1. Dost musibat mai kaam aata hai aur Condom Musibat Aane hi nahin deta.

2. Date per Dost sath ho aur Condom na ho to girlfriend naraz ho jati hai.

3. Dost k Saath Zindagi k liye lekin Condom ka Saath kuch lamhay k liye hota hai.

4. Dost juda ho kar Dhoka deta hai aur Condom phat kar.

5. Dost Anmol hota hai aur Condom 6 rupay k 4 Miltay hain...''

''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher

''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.''

''Girl Ao chupan chupai khelty hy

''girl Ao chupan chupai khelty hy
Agr tmne mjhe dhund lia to men pora ander longi
Boy:agr main na dhund saka to?
girl: aisa na kaho mein chhat py chupi hon gi''

''Doctor: Mrs.

''Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D''

''Boy&Girl in a resturent

''Boy&girl in a resturent
Boy:Ilove u
girl:Idon''t love u
Boy:But I lov u
girl:nai
Boy:Waiter hamara alag alag bil le k ana
girl:Acha na I Love U Too''

''Teacher: T

''Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind girl Is Sleeping Here..

''Larka:Mere sath

''Larka:Mere sath chalogi girl:Kehan?Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahan.
girl: 0K Police station chalte hen
Larka: Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nhi kr sakta''

''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe

''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe Chips Kha Rahe The Ankhon Mai Ankhen Daal K,

girl Sharma K:
Ap Itne Ghor Se Kiya Dekh Rahe Ho?

Boy: Thoro Thoro Kha
"Bukhi"..''

''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??

''DO U KNW WHAT IS girlZ??

G=GHOST
I=IN
R=REAL
L=LIFE

SO AVOID girlS AND SEND ME HERR NUMBERS
I''M PROFESSIONAL
GHOST RIDER''

In d corridor of mal

In d corridor of mall
Do U knw
Y boyz hold girl''s hands ?
Coz
If they leave their hand
they wl go 4 shopping

It looks Romantic
But its actually Economics =P ;)

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