girl SMS Messages825 messages

1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.
Log kehty hn,

pyar itna b mat kro
k
girl frnd sar p sawar Ho Jaye,

hum kehty hn k pyar itna karo
k
girlfrnd ki friend b tumhary sath faraar hony ko tyar HoJaye
girl:
Na cher larkiyon ko paap hoga.Kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.
Boy:
Dua Karta hn k teri ye baat sachi ho.Jo mjhe Baap kahe wo teri Hi Bacchi ho
High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai


Exams are like girl FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan girl....

Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan girl....

Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
Sardar proposing a girl.. Hi darling kya mujse shadi krogi.
girl.. Tameez se bat kro ...
Aslam.o.Alaikum Baji kya mujse shadi krogi.
Santa: Why Do girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate girls"
.
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!
''Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.''