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Just Imagine Life Without Girls: The Result-- Markets Silent

Just Imagine Life Without girls:

The Result--

Markets Silent

Streets Empty

The Police at rest

ALL mobile companies in loss

No sms

No Flowers

No Valentine''s

No candles

No Perfumes

No travleing

ALL THe MEN Direct To HEAVEN.

Aishwariya Roy Is Being

Aishwariya Roy Is Being Hospitalized b''coz sucide attempt.
Watch T.v
REASON: He Proposed me n i said " NO "

Sily girl Crazy Abt me .

1st girl- my dog is

1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!

Boy: Larkiyan Peps

Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta

girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain

Degrees Of Girl!!

Degrees Of girl!!

B.A= Beautiful Angel,

B.E= Beautiful Eyes

B.sc= Beautiful Structure

B.L= Beautiful Lips,

MBA= Marriad But Available.

How a girl replies if Himesh

How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!

Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Jatt Proposes to a girl :

Kutta mar gaya razai vich…
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich…
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!

Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?

Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.

Rangeet Singh tells

Rangeet Singh tells his girlfriend," tommarrow come my home, No One will be at home,
Next Dat she goes there and found the door Locked.
There Was No One at home Hahaha

Girls Psychology!!!!

girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent Boys,

Fun with Handsome Boys,

Friendship With Charming Boys,

Contact With Intelligent Boys,

Flirt with freaky Boys,

Love with faithful Boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro

Reaction of Girs Wen

Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich girls
My Debit card

Beautiful girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi

A Girl asks boy

A girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??

Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it

girl : What ?

Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes

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