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BoY At Bus StoP saying

BoY At Bus StoP saying 2 girl:Dil JiGar Nazar kYa Hai Mein To TeraY LIYe Jaan B DeDo:

girl: Wo To Deni Hi PareGi Q k Mera Bhai "MQM" Ka Unit IncharGe Hai...!

A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR,

A BOY ON DATE WID girl in CaR,

Jan!

Mene tum sy 1 baat chupai k

i''m already married

girl: oh God TUM Ne TU DaRA HI DIYA,main samjhi ye car tumhari nai he

There was a couple.

There was a couple. They were very happy and everyone thought they would end up together. But the girl left him. He was all heart-broken cos he thought he had found true love! After his chic breaks up with him, he feels like peeing. So he goes to the restroom. He suddenly realizes that the zipper of his pants have vanished!! how did this happen????

kyonki..Yaar bina chain kahan re, pyaar bina chain kahan re..!!

There was a couple.

Na Hawa Na Maya hai,

Na Hawa Na Maya hai,

Ehsas tumhi Ka Aya Hai,

Humein Bhi Msg Kar K Dekh Lo,

COMPANY ne Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumharay girl FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.....

A Gorgeous Girl

A Gorgeous girl Walks up 2 profesor'' cabin & Says : i Wil do anything 2 pass the Exam.Prof: Anything?girl : yaProf: ??girl: yesProf: Then go & Study

Failure is not only

Failure is not only

when ur girl friend leavz u.

But Its when

u dont try for her friend.

Define a true music lover?

Define a true music lover?
Ans: A girl singing in a bathroom
while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole
of the door is using his ears & not his eyes.

A young frog goes 2

A young frog goes 2 palmist 2 know his future...
Palmist: u wil meet a young prety girl, who wants 2 know evrythng abt U...!
Frog: Gr8! Whn n whr...?
Palmist: next year in bio lab..........

If A Girl Call U "BHAI

If A girl Call U "BHAI". So Dont Get Angry Coz..
Bhai Stands For
B: Best
H: Husband
A: Among
I: Ideals
Now Feel Proud To b "Bhai" Of All girls.... ;->

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

IT''S A girlS WORLD :-

If a girl laughs loudly shez cheerful, If boy Laughs loudly he''s Mannerless...

If girl talks sweetly she is charming, If Boy talks sweetly he''s a flirt...

If a girl is shoping she''s trendy, if boy is shopng he''s wastin money...

If girl is silent,she''s feelin sad, If a Boy is silent,he''s being rude...

If girls walk in a group its a Group, If boy walks in a group its a Gang...

If girl cant come 4 a date, she''s busy. If boy cant, he''s lier...

Night was dark,

Night was dark, moon was high, boy stopd his bike, girl asked him y, he came clos 2her, she felt shy.
he went near her & told her 2 words..

PETROL KHATAM.

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