girl SMS Messages825 messages

BOY:
Ae Bewafa Tu Ne Dil Jala Dala
Dil Jal K Raakh Hogaya


girl:
Teri Ye QUrbaani Bekaar Nahi Jayegi
"RAAKH"
Idhar Bhej De "Bartan'' Dhoney K Kaam Aayegi . . .
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai
The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money
A Lover gives Love...

A Father gives Protection.. .

A Mother gives Life...

but A Real Friend gives

'' nice girls Cell No.''

That is frndship...

Now its a gud chance 2

prove your frnship.. ;)
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .


Boy To girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?


girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .


Boy To girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?


girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
girlFriends r Appetizers....
Taste Gud Any
Time

Misteress r Tomyams.... Hot & Spicy,

Eaten Frequently

Wives r Maggie....

Eaten When There''s

Nothing To Eat ;->
Human Tastes Change As
They Become Mature

Little girls Lyk Dolls & Little
Boys Lyk Balls

HowEver, When They Grow
Up

girls Lyk Balls & Boys Lyk Dolls... ;->
What is da similarity btween girlz & Mobile Phones...?
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Jitney Pangey Loo Gay, Utney Functions Pata Chalein Gay...! :->
BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai

MAN : Kyoun bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3 ke hai

BHIKARI : Saab sath me girlfriend be hai

MAN : Bhikari hokar be girlfriend banali

BHIKARI : Nahi saab girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.