girl SMS Messages825 messages

girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U. . . . ;->
Munna Bhai: Circuit Ye BoyFrnd - girlFrnd Kia Hota Hai . . . ? ? ?

Circuit: Kuch Nahi Bhai Bas Larka - Larki Hote Hyn
Jis Main Ek Muskurati Hai
Aur
Ek Khracha Krta Rhta Hai Bus . . . ;->
Definition Of girlFriend . . .

Jo Har Baat Par Tumhain Tok-Tok Ker Pehle
Tumhari Saari Aadatain
Badal De
Aur Phir Saal Baad Bole
"Ab Tum Pehle Jese Nahi Rahe" ;->
Allama Iqbal Apni girlFriend Ko Kis Trha Sms Kerte . . .

Ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere Intizaar Main Aankhain Nam Hyn


Ye Last SMS Hy Kyun K Balance Kam Hy . . . ;->
Newton’s Law Of Love . . .

Every Boy On Earth Is Attraacted 2wards A girl Wid A Force
Directly Propotional 2 da Beauty Of girl
&
Inversly Propotional 2 da Strenght Of Her Brothers . . . ;->
girl:mein tumare liye sab
kuch chod dungi,


Boy:Maa Bap?


girl:yes


Boy:khana peena?


girl:yes


Boy:Starplus?



girl:Jaban Sambhal k
BOL....................;->
Boys have fun
by teasing
girls,Then girls cry
for few
minutes

girls have fun
by loving
boys

Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact...
If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the name of the serials ?

Kyonki Saas bhi Kabhi Item girl Thee
Kahin Kissing Roz
Kyaa Hoga Mika Kaa
When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...
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SHINAKHATI CARD
Hamaisha ghalat hi sochna..
2 ways 2 suicide.
1) Quick death:
Take a BIG rope,
tie it around ur neck & hang urself.
2) Slow death:
Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl''s neck 2 marry.
2 Saal palhay meri girlfriend ka bhai sara din ghar per rehtay thay or us ka sath Date marna Impossible tha. Aj sub ATTA laynay line main kharay rehtay hain AB MAZAY he MAZAY

GEO MUSHSRAF.
SAYING:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise.

CURRENT:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Your girlfriend will go with other guys.