girl SMS Messages825 messages

stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
gorl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve...
|| Height Of Coincidence ||

Ek Larka Apni girl Friend Ki Bhen Ke Sath Date Par Gaya ... Jiss Restaurant Mai Woh Gaya Samnay Auska Bhai Auski girl Friend Ke Sath Betha Tha
girl- "i want to end our reltionship.. I am going to return everything u gave me..."

BOY-"Ok then., Let''s Start with Kisses
A sardar saw a beautiful girl,
He went there and kissed her!!
girl(Angerly): Hay! What are you doing??
Sardar: B.Com Final year!
Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???










girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . . ;->
Night Was Dark

Moon Was High

Boy Stopped His Bike

girl Asked Why ? ? ?

Boy Came Close

She Felt Shy


He Told In Her Ear










DHAKKA MAAR

PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Dear . . . ;->
In Cricket Match 1 girl Made Pakistani Flag On Her Cheeks.


A Boy Kissed Her Cheeks And Said "
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I LOVE PAKISTAN "
In PAK Survey Was Done That,
How Many girls Want To Make Friendship With

Me . .

Survey Report

5 % Says = YES

0 % Says = NO

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95 % says = Hamara Ye sms Parhne Wala Bhai Ijazat Nahi Day Gaa . . . . . . . . ;->
girl-Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karey, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!

Boy-Tumhen Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye!
A Brahmin & A Japanese Married. Wat Would They Name Their 1st girl And 1st Boy?

Guess?


Guess?



Kaveri Kawasaki & Suzuki Subramanya
girl: Do You Love Me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
girl: Would You Die For Me?
Boy: No, Mine Is Undying Love
Once Ther Was A Man By Name Bhagwan. A Beautiful girl
By Name Raani Falls
In Love With Bhagwan. After Few Days Of Their Affair,
Raani Dies. Why??
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Kyonki Woh Bhagwan Ko Pyaari Ho Gayi!!