A Boy Wantd 2 Know The Age Of His girl Friend.
So He Askd
Boy: Dear What''s Ur Birth Date?
girl:4th Novembr
Boy Which Year
girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR :P ;->
Boss: Itne Kam Kapray Pehan K
Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai.
girl: Itni Salary Mein Yehi Aata Hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss Ko 3 Months Tak Salary Mat Dena