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New Style Of Proposing:

Boy: Can I Take Your Photo?

girl: Why?

Boy: Just Wanted to Show My Children
That How Their Mom Looked in her Younger age.
Sooo Sweet.
IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
girl-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate
No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!
Height of shame :


A girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??

girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.

Adnan sAmi kO inDian girlz nE mEhndi k moqA peR KHoOb bjaya
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hE sAng A sOng


"zara Dholki bJao Gorioo"


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UpDate Msg...!!!


Ek KAna Kisi Larki Ko kEsay Purpose Kray gA?


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Ek Nazr mE bhI Pyar Hota HAi mainay suna hai.


Now girl RepLied


Muhbt Naam HAi MAn KA
Shro AnkhoOn Se HotI hai
Larka HO agr Kana tO
Khtam Wahin pe Hoti HAi
Ye to Muhbt Hai
haAn ye Hi muhBt hAi


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> > Law Of Love < <

"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->



Whn A girl Falls Down
She Is Helpe By So
Many People
But
Whn A Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs


Whn A girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
Whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki

Whn A girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
Whn A Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt ...


Still People Say
This Is Men''s World ... ;->


Why Do We Dress Baby
girl In Pink
And
Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->

Boy Frnd,girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Lrki:Sub Keh Do
Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy
Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.


girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..

girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,

Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna