girl SMS Messages825 messages

girl:Agr Tm Mjse Shadi Krna Chaty Ho To Tme Mere Mumy Papa Ko Khush Krna Hoga
Boy:Han Me Kroga.Mje Kia Krna Hoga
Me Apni Jan Tk De Skta Hun.Kaho.
girl:Tumhe Hr Hafte Mumy Ko 5kg Ata Dena Hoga,Aur Papa Ki Gari Me 5litre Petrol Dalwana Hoga.
Boy:Acha BAJI Ami Aba Ko Salam Kehna
1st girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!

2nd girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)
Top 5 Answer U Got When U Propose A girl. . .
1- No!
2- I M Sorry
3- R U Mad?
4- V R Friends
5- Lekin Mei To hAmY Se. . . . .:-)
Golden Words.:

" A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,

Is More Safe Then

A Man Who Is Behind A girl.."
A Boy Going In Car.
Suddenly He Saw A girl Lying

In The Middle Of Road.

He Came Out And..





To Be Continued..

To Listen The Full Story
Plz Send 50 Easy Load.
A Boy Going In Car.
Suddenly He Saw A girl Lying

In The Middle Of Road.

He Came Out And..





To Be Continued..

To Listen The Full Story
Plz Send 50 Easy Load.
If Any Fat girl Cross U...

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle. . .


Th¡S Situation Iz Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"
girl: Kon Ho Tum?
Boy:Hasrat Tumhari
girl: Takte Ho Kya?
Boy: Soorat Tumhari
girl:Karte Ho Kya?
Boy: Pooja Tumhari
girl: Kafir Ho Kya?
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
girl: Chahte Ho Kya?
Boy: Muhabbat Tumhari
girl: Pachhtaogay..
Boy: Kismat Hamari
girl: Married Hoon Main
Boy:...
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Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?
girl: Kon Ho Tum?
Boy:Hasrat Tumhari
girl: Takte Ho Kya?
Boy: Soorat Tumhari
girl:Karte Ho Kya?
Boy: Pooja Tumhari
girl: Kafir Ho Kya?
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
girl: Chahte Ho Kya?
Boy: Muhabbat Tumhari
girl: Pachhtaogay..
Boy: Kismat Hamari
girl: Married Hoon Main
Boy:...
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Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?
Cheap Attitude Of girls:

Wen A Boy Sends Dirty Sms
She Laughs For 10 Mints,
Fwds Dat To Her Frinds N Then Replies
The Boy.
"I Dont Like Dat Kind
Of Sms Ok?" :P ;->
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Lyf !
Widout U Lyf''s Lyk A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Luvly Drizzle In d Sun !
girl: Nw Go Further
I''ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report ;->
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Lyf !
Widout U Lyf''s Lyk A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Luvly Drizzle In d Sun !
girl: Nw Go Further
I''ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report ;->