girl SMS Messages825 messages

Lo Meri girl Friend Ka Photo Dekho









Press Down








Thora Aur Neeche












Dikhi Ya Nahi ...

Haram Khor Bhabhi Ki Nazar Se Dekhta Tou Zaruur Dikhti ... ;->
Friends r like Asian Paints :

Duniya badal de.

girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein Best.

Wife is like Mosquito Coil :

"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"
Boy To His Friend:
Yaar Main Apni girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon?
Friend:
Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Boy:
Bohat Khubsurat

Friend:
Aisa Karoo Oss Ko Mera Mobile Number Dey Doo...
Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?



girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota... ;->
Plz Ignore Mat Kerna. 0321-6307893


Ye No:100 Khobsurt Or Cute girls Ko Send Kero

Inshallah Apko 10 Din K Andar 1 Achi

Or

Khobsurt Bhabhi Milay Gi Pakka.
Phoolo ko phool pasand he

Dilo ko Dil pasand he
Shayar ko Shaeery pasand he



kisi ki pasand se hame kya




hame to AAP KI girl FRIEND PASAND he

wah wah
Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest Mount, Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U ...


girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??

Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi ...
Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky

girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?
Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His Father
Law Of Love

Derived From Newton''s Laws

Evry Boy Continues To Impress A girl Unless

A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him

By A Lovely girl.

This Force Is Called BESTI

BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT

Is Compeled To Change

His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI
A Little Bit Of Powder ...



A Little Bit Of Paint ....



Makes A girl''s Complexion ....



Seems What It Ain''t ....
The Two

Dangerous

Weapons In The World

Other Than Nuclear Bomb ...

1) A girl''s Smile

2) A girl''e Tears ...