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boy tum shadi k baa

Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad Apne Lye Alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi?

girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Lai Daina.

pehlay girl frndz ho

Pehlay girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
Magr Mob¡Le Pakages Nahi Thay,
Or Ab

Mob¡Le Pakajz Hain Magr girl Friends Nahi,
Ab Sirf Un Companies Ki Sim Sale Hoon Gi Jo Ye Offer Krain Gi. . .

"Ek Sim Ki Khareedari Per 10 girlz Number Free"

ek chota bacha bohat

Ek Chota Bacha Bohat Dair Se Ro Raha Tha.
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Mele Laal Ko Ka Chahiye?
Tofee
Bishkit
Ya
Doodh..?

Bacha:
Bash Ek Nai girlFLEND
Khubsurat Shi :->

mathematician marri

Mathematician
Marries A girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->

a little girl whn as

A Little girl Whn Askd
Her Name Wud
Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s
Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
Must Say-"I''m Jenifer
David"
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-"Aren''t U Mr.
David''s Daughter ?"
Wid Her Mom Standing
Just Away, She Rplied
"I Thought I Was But
Mom Says I''m Not" ;->

career is like a lig

Career is like a light
and girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!

girlfriend chahey

girlfriend Chahey
Jitni Bhi Buri Ban
Jaye,
Kabhi Us Sy Dosti Mat
Torna
Kyun k
Paani Chahey Kitna Bhi
Ganda Ho Jaye,
aag Bhujane K Liye
Kaafi Hota Hy ;->

package wale so gay

Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
girl-Friend k Saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat ... ;->

aao ehad karen k 3

Aao Ehad Kare''n k
3 Cheezei''n Haath Se
Kbhi Nhi Jane De''n Ge

Sharafat

Sadaqat

Aur

Un Ki girlfriends ... ;->

a touching love stor

A Touching Love Story

A Boy n A girl luv
each othr ...
One day they were
talking ...
Boy touchd girl''s hand n
girl touched boy''s hand ...

Wh8 a touching story ;->

a fact about women

A Fact About Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D

my girlfriend sugges

My girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It''s Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->

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