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A boy n girl of 5 class asked teacher : Kiya chotay bachon ke bhi bachay hote hain ? ?
Teacher Said : Nahi kabhi nahi

Boy said to girl : Aur tum aise hi darr rahi thi




hahahahahaahhaahhaahah
• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy
JAisa K aap Sub MUSLIMS ko pata hay K MAHE RAMZAN start ho gaya hai,

Tu Ais LIye Ap Apney Mobile Mein save tamam Dirty Jokes,Pic msgz orr girls k Numbers
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Thanks A Lot
Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi
1986 ki girl: Mama Jeans Phen lo?
Mom: Na Baiti Log Kiya kahe gaye
2006 ki girl: MAMA mini skirt phen lo?
Mom: Pehn baiti Kuch tu Phen
Boy: I can kiss u, without touching u..
girl: U can''t!!
Boy: Lagi 20-20 ki?
girl: OK
(Boy kisses tightly)
girl: U touched me!!!
Boy: Yeh lo 20 rupees
Boy to a girl : ager main tumhari sirf kiss karu tu tum kia socho gi?
girl : I will think ek bewakof jo purra USA ghoom sakta tha airport se hi wapis chala gaya
1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,

aja sajna tera intzar hai. --
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2003 girl.....

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2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,

dil bekrar hai,....







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aja morey payaray sajna verna chautha tayyar hai. :D
A Sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" Handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CANDLE WITH HAIR "
Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates

and

u give 5 to sarah.
3 to sadaf
and
4 to Sonia
than what will u get?


Ali replied: 3 NEW girl FRIENDS !!