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Love You More than Anything

She : I Love You ,, More Than anything
He : I Love You Too Honey ,, But Im Sorry To Tell You .. Its Not more Than anything!!
She : what Do You Mean ??
He : I Love another girl More Than anything
She : ( started to cry ) who is she ?????
...He : She is a Baby girl whos call (you ) My Mother

boy do you love me

Boy- Do you love me?
girl-Yes !!
Boy-Prove it!
girl-How?
Boy-Jump down from the roof..
She walked up to the edge and said with a smile
girl- Push me!

starts with Y & ends in U

girl: I like someone.
Boy: Who?
girl: Wait wait. I love someone.
Boy: Can U tell me?
girl: Yeah, but you won't laugh
......Boy: Okay. I wont, just tell me.

girl: It starts with Y & ends in U

Boy: I wont laugh cuz I like that person too.. !! ? ? ?

lonG naiLs. . .

IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girlS keeP lonG naiLs. . .

100 rupey chura liye thy

Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.

What A Dialogue!! :D

Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??

girl replied:
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Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d

My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

In a school function

A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent girls?
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Both don’t exist.

Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye

girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.

A Beautiful Future

A beautiful girl can't give you a beautiful future
But
A beautiful future can give you many beautiful girls.

Why do you Love Rose

Boy asked a girl:Why do you love Rose,which dies in a day ?
Why don't you love me,who dies for you everyday ?
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girl replied:
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Oye Hoye...Angreziiii.....

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