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Exams...!

Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure...

BE-IZZATI....

boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-girl,
E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

2 lovers in park

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”

Bolo Baby

Lrka apni girl Friend se:
Meri Bachi
Meri shonu
Meri Gurya
Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?
Bolo Baby

girl:
Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...

once a blind girl loved a boy

once a blind girl loved a boy
on 14th feb... boy proposed the grl
she refused saying '''''i havent seen you yet
firstly i would see u than mary''''

suddenly one day some one donated her eyes
she saw the boy
he was also blind she refused again n said ''HOW I SHALL MARRY YOU.,.,.,.YOU ARE BLIND''

the boy wd broken heart went saying
OK LOVE!TAKE CARE PF MY EYES"""""

Awesome Message Ever

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Awesome Msg Ever

''The 0nly Time
A girl Should Fall On
Her Knees For A Guy,
Is The Day
She Tie Her Son's
Shoe-Laces .."

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Cutest Proposal –

Cutest Proposal –
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A girls Home & Asks ,“Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come Back Again..”

Sad And inspirational!!!

A boy & girl was on a bike at 80
km/hr speed.
girl said plzz slow down
boy-DO U LOVE ME.
she said I LOUVE YOU.NOW SLOW DOWN.
he said hug me .girl huged
him & said now slow down
he said take off my
helmet & wear it on ur head.
she did so .
next day the boy died n the girl got minor damage
the boy knew that his bike brake failed so he wanted to save the girl
n wanted her to give him the last hug of his life. :(

Bijli ki yad main

Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi

Bhabi

girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->

Funny

girl: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
SARDAR: Haan.
girl: Par Tumhe to Meri Parvah Hi Nahi?
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SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte..!!

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