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Amazing

Shadi Se Pehle"

Boy:Kash Wo Din Jald Aye.
girl:Tm Muje Chor Nhi DoGe?
Boy:Nhi Esa Sochna B MaT.
.........girl:Will U Miss Me?
Boy:Yes.
girl:TumHari ZindaGi Mei Koi Aur To Nhi?
Boy:No Not aT All.
girl:Do U Love Me?
Boy:Yes Dear.
girl:Oh Dear.

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"Shadi K Baad"

Ab Ye StaTus Nechey Se Uper ParHen.

Funny

girl:Ye pyar kya hota hy?

TEACHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
girl:Achi na bani to?
TEACHR:To bht sarey milenge

Sexy sms

Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.

1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.

Ye 2 Ghanta Ki

Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.

Enlgish

All the girlz who diet for a 0 figure......
Remember!
Real Men go for Curves,,,,,
only Dogs go for Bones....

Funny

A Sweet Story
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said
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Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha
Already physics main supply hai

physics and friendship

A Sweet Story.
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why?
Boy thought for a while,took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
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Dekh janu dimag mat kha!
Already physics mein supply hy....

teacher

Teacher: Urdu mein translate karo,
"Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful"

Student:

"jani !!! Bacchi to dekh ...
Tabahi hy tabahi....

Love never dies

2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
girl closed her eyes
& return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute
saying love never dies.

ha ha ustad se ustaadi

dual heart attack message

Dual heart attack message

girl sends message to her boyfriend: lets break up it is all over now

girl sends a message again: sorry it was not for you

middle class boy asks his high class girlfriend

~*~ Beauty Of L()\/E ~*~

A Middle Class Boy Asks
His High Class girlfriend. . .
"If I Go Very Poor, Will You
...Expect Me...???"

girl Hugs Him N Says:
I M Always With You...

Boy: If A Very Rich Boy Proposes
You ? ?

girl Kissed The Boy
N Says:
"I M Sure That Would B You..." ? ?

girlfrnd

Boy Apni girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

She is my Cousin

A boy was going with his girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.

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