girl SMS Messages825 messages

boy to girl : koi esi baat kaho jis me khushi bhi ho or dukh bhi...

girl: I LOVE U bhaai :D
Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
girl- what kind of dream do you have
about your wedding..?
boy- in which i m your groom...

awww...? ?

'girl: Wat do u like in me?

Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it.

girl: Whatttt?

Boy:Yes i Like ur eyes.'
Dena
'girl: Aaj "Rose Day" Hai Na?
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Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose Dena

Jo Samjha Wo Forward Kary Or Baqi Bachy POGO Dekhain'

'BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga"'
Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?

girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena
A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same
girl.
Dr. Used to Give her a Rose
But
Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily. One day, Doctor Asks Why?? Engg: "An Apple A Day Keeps The
Doctor Away"..!! Doctor Shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!
When a girl Accepts Your Friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a girl sends you a Friend
Request it means She wants to be your Friend
not Your girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not
Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
2 Larkian Apas Me Lar Rahi Thi To Pas Me Se 1 Charsi Guzra
1st girl: Ye Charsi Tumhara Bf
2nd: Tumhara BF
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
... 1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
Charsi: Ye Batao Mei Rukon Ya Jaon... =P

WahahahhHaha:p
Ist Hour:Sorry
2nd Hour:Sorry Plz
3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear
4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan
…5th Hour:Plz Itna Naraz Maat Ho
6th Hour:Im Sorry I Will Die Agar Tumne Baat Nahi Ki.
7th Hour:Huh !!!! Dnt Talk To Me Again :@
girl:Sorry DEAR I Was Out Of Credit =P
Boy:Ooh..Its Ok LOVE U Jan =D''