Mei Rukon Ya Jaon...

Mei Rukon Ya Jaon...
2 Larkian Apas Me Lar Rahi Thi To Pas Me Se 1 Charsi Guzra
1st Girl: Ye Charsi Tumhara Bf
2nd: Tumhara BF
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
... 1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
Charsi: Ye Batao Mei Rukon Ya Jaon... =P

WahahahhHaha:p
  

Jun, 07 2012     244 chars (2 sms)     2400 views       Flirt

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Dil kar raha hai keh....
aaj tumhein akeiley mein...
le ja kar...
apney hontoon se eik...
kis...
kis...
kis..
kiss...
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..........
Kya faaida hua hai ab intezaar karke
Gardish mein aagaye hai..Hum tumse pyar karke
Iss daur mein Wafa ka..Hum karobaar karke
Sunnat nibha rahe hai..Dushman se pyar karke
I wish I was a teddy bear,
that lay upon your bed,
so everytime you cuddled it,
you cuddled me instead.
I know you think I"m cute,
I know you think I"m fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!
Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don"t u have any job?
It takes two to tango,
two to kiss,
two to talk & reminisce.
So many good things come in pair & one of those things is
ME n YOU!
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!
This is ur friend "PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I"m still paying for it..."
Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!
Nahin woh shakhs muqadar main phir bhi us sy millty hain "faraz"

bara pur'lutf lagta hai muqadar ko saza daina.
U luk sweet when u read my message.
U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.
Gals r generally naughty.
Naughty ppl r punished n r not given things coz they have been naughty.
Boys r good.
So they have all the fun.

Moral of the story:- Bcoz of naughty gals,

Guys have all d fun. ;)