shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy

shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy
'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy
husb:ye kya hy?
Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.
Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?
Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'
  

May, 22 2012     451 chars (3 sms)     2803 views       Flirt

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I wish I was a teddy bear,
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so everytime you cuddled it,
you cuddled me instead.
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Even if I had 1 wish...
I wouldn"t wish for u to love me,
coz I don"t want your love to come from a wish...
but straight from your heart.
2days weather 4cast:
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rainy if u cry,
clear if ur happy,
sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
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Stupid It"s Lifeboy Soap!
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One Stone is Enough to break a Glass.....
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every day here you come walking i hold my tongue and dont do much talking you say you are happy and doing fine well so ahead baby i dont mind,because sad eyes never lies because sad eyes never lies.
I don''t flirt for fun , Its one of my duties
Tell me How can I resist such beauties
It is life with whom I like flirting with the most
I''m still not committed though Ive fallen for the trap almost
I used to think that dreams do not come true,
but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
Nahin woh shakhs muqadar main phir bhi us sy millty hain "faraz"

bara pur'lutf lagta hai muqadar ko saza daina.