'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy husb:ye kya hy? Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi. Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai? Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'
~Cute Relationship~ When Someone Gets Angry With You And Says... I Will Never Talk To You... :( And Later Comes Back To Inform You... "I AM STILL ANGRY"
2 Larkian Apas Me Lar Rahi Thi To Pas Me Se 1 Charsi Guzra 1st Girl: Ye Charsi Tumhara Bf 2nd: Tumhara BF 1st: Tumhara 2nd: Tumhara ... 1st: Tumhara 2nd: Tumhara 1st: Tumhara 2nd: Tumhara Charsi: Ye Batao Mei Rukon Ya Jaon... =P
I don''t flirt for fun , Its one of my duties
Tell me How can I resist such beauties
It is life with whom I like flirting with the most
I''m still not committed though Ive fallen for the trap almost
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