Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy husb:ye kya hy? Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi. Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai? Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'
If u see some one without a smile, give him one of ur, coz u r
among a few good people who can shine others lives by just
walking with him a few miles.
~Cute Relationship~ When Someone Gets Angry With You And Says... I Will Never Talk To You... :( And Later Comes Back To Inform You... "I AM STILL ANGRY"
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,,main dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao
main ne phir dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,,
main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d
Ist Hour:Sorry 2nd Hour:Sorry Plz 3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear 4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan …5th Hour:Plz Itna Naraz Maat Ho 6th Hour:Im Sorry I Will Die Agar Tumne Baat Nahi Ki. 7th Hour:Huh !!!! Dnt Talk To Me Again :@ Girl:Sorry DEAR I Was Out Of Credit =P Boy:Ooh..Its Ok LOVE U Jan =D''
every day here you come walking i hold my tongue and dont do much talking you say you are happy and doing fine well so ahead baby i dont mind,because sad eyes never lies because sad eyes never lies.
