Excuse me

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid?
I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

Jun, 17 2010 73 chars (1 sms) 3174 views Flirt

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Don"t send any messages,
I don"t want to see you,
hear your voice,
think of you,
coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets

I just got your

Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.
No Wonder!

Hi Good Morning

Hi Good Morning! Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai

Mei Rukon Ya Jaon...

2 Larkian Apas Me Lar Rahi Thi To Pas Me Se 1 Charsi Guzra
1st Girl: Ye Charsi Tumhara Bf
2nd: Tumhara BF
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
... 1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
Charsi: Ye Batao Mei Rukon Ya Jaon... =P

WahahahhHaha:p

I think you are

I think you are very careless!
U come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

Even if I had 1 wish

Even if I had 1 wish...
I wouldn"t wish for u to love me,
coz I don"t want your love to come from a wish...
but straight from your heart.

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Without ur SMS

Without ur SMS days are like:
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Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shattereday
& Sadday.
So send me SMS everyday.

Little keys can

Little keys can open big locks,
simple words can express great thoughts.
A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

Baton baton main

Baton baton main bicharney ka ishara ker k.Khud bhi roya wo bohat,hum say kinara kar key.

FlirtIng Is The

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shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy

'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy
husb:ye kya hy?
Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.
Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?
Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'

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