The length & breadth

The length & breadth
The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I"ll have to take a bite of u.
  

Jun, 17 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     2665 views       Flirt

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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass
Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi

Ye keh kar woh humari puri 7UP pi gaya Faraz...


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Tu meri aadhuri piyas piyas
Tu a gai mann ko raas raas...
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good
swimmer I would be?
Gals r generally naughty.
Naughty ppl r punished n r not given things coz they have been naughty.
Boys r good.
So they have all the fun.

Moral of the story:- Bcoz of naughty gals,

Guys have all d fun. ;)
Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free
I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep.
I’ll give u two kisses to dream.
I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to,
when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
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* PRESS UP *
Rule of BOYS
“PHulo ki mAhak ko ChurayA nahi jata,

suraj ki kirNo ko chupaya nahi jata,


kitni Bhi soHni Ho Girlfrnd Apni,


Dusro ki Girlfrnd ko Bhulaya Nahi jata..
badalate waqat kaa ik silsilaa sa lagata ha
ke jab bhii dekho use duusaraa-saa lagata hai
tumhaaraa husn kisii aadamii kaa husn nahin
kisii buzurg kii sachchii duaa saa lagataa hai
terii nigaah ko tamiiz rang-o-nuur kahaiN
mujhe to Khoun bhii rang-e-hinaa saa lagataa hai
damaaG-o-dil ho.na agar mutmaiin to chhaaon hai ya dhoup
thapdi luu bhii Thandii hawa si lagati hai
My dear friend,
.
I locked you in my heart
And dropped the key into Ocean
So that you can live in my heart always
And never come out

With Best Wishes.