Government imposing

Government imposing
Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free
  

Jun, 17 2010     130 chars (1 sms)     2765 views       Flirt

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Hello!! What"s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
Insani Jism Ki Ragein (Veins) 72,000 Kilo Meter Hain..

Dunya Ka Bare Se Bara Pump Bhi 7,000 ft Tak Pani De Sakta Hai..

Lekin..

ALLAH PAK Ne Chota Sa DIL Laga Diya Jo Poore Jism Ki 72,000 Ragon Ko Khoon Supply Kerta Hai..

Wo Bhi Non Stop..

SUBHAN''ALLAH

Plz Fwd This Precious Information..

JAZAK''ALLAH
Don"t send any messages,
I don"t want to see you,
hear your voice,
think of you,
coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets
Nahin woh shakhs muqadar main phir bhi us sy millty hain "faraz"

bara pur'lutf lagta hai muqadar ko saza daina.
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho,
to samjh lena ke app

common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan
The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I"ll have to take a bite of u.
Us ki judai mein itna kamzor ho gaya hoon
Faraz


K ab to chilli milli bhi khaon to pait bhar jata hai :-(
Be Careful!
aap ko kissi unknown number se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki
mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi.
please dekhay bina delete kar dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se
log deewanay ho chukay hain
Rule of BOYS
“PHulo ki mAhak ko ChurayA nahi jata,

suraj ki kirNo ko chupaya nahi jata,


kitni Bhi soHni Ho Girlfrnd Apni,


Dusro ki Girlfrnd ko Bhulaya Nahi jata..
Faith makes all things possible
love makes all things easy,
hopes makes all things work,
but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith,
luv & hope in me!
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...