Government imposing

Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free

Jun, 17 2010 130 chars (1 sms) 2869 views Flirt

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What"s wrong with

Hello!! What"s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

Kaash chahnay walay hamesha

Kaash chahnay walay hamesha chahnay walay hi rehtay Fraaz....
Par log aksar badal jatay hain Mohabat ho janay k baad...

bill dadi dain gi

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi

jiski ek smile par

jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida
jisse dil na hona chaiye juda
jiska style hai lajawaab
unhi ka sms padh rahe hai aap janaab

In a bath room

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It"s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

Sharp is ur memory

Sharp is ur memory,
sweet is ur name,
deep in my heart u"ll always remain.
Earth wants water,
flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a smile from u

If all the girls

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good
swimmer I would be?

Don"t send any

Don"t send any messages,
I don"t want to see you,
hear your voice,
think of you,
coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets

Andaz-e-pyar Aap

Andaz-e-pyar Aap ki ek ada hai dur ho humse aap ki khata hai dil me basi hai ek pyari si tasvir apki jis neechy

"I MISS U"
LIKHA HAI..

Di I have permission

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Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom
tonight!

Be Careful

Be Careful!
aap ko kissi unknown number se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki
mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi.
please dekhay bina delete kar dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se
log deewanay ho chukay hain

I’ll give u one kiss

I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep.
I’ll give u two kisses to dream.
I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to,
when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

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