If all the girls

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good
swimmer I would be?

Jun, 17 2010 86 chars (1 sms) 2714 views Flirt

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FlirtIng Is The OnlY Job In The World ThAt We CannoT IncluDe In OuR CV...

DespiTe Of hAving YeaRs Of ExpEriEncE anD numbEr Of ReffErenCes.. ;)

Kash Tum BAKRI

Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti,

May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur

Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh

Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?

Tum Ya May ?

Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,

Main Main..

Baari barsi khatan

Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot

Stake a number and wait in line

I know you think I am cute

I know you think I am fine

But like the other guy

Stake a number and wait in line

I know you think

I know you think I"m cute,
I know you think I"m fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!

Gals r generally

Gals r generally naughty.
Naughty ppl r punished n r not given things coz they have been naughty.
Boys r good.
So they have all the fun.

Moral of the story:- Bcoz of naughty gals,

Guys have all d fun. ;)

Baton baton main

Baton baton main bicharney ka ishara ker k.Khud bhi roya wo bohat,hum say kinara kar key.

Oey kuti ke bachey

Oey kuti ke bachey
?

kitne pyarey hotey hain.... hain na?

Open with Love

Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...

I just got your

Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.
No Wonder!

Sharp is ur memory

Sharp is ur memory,
sweet is ur name,
deep in my heart u"ll always remain.
Earth wants water,
flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a smile from u

2days weather

2days weather 4cast:
it wud b cloudy if u frown,
rainy if u cry,
clear if ur happy,
sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

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If all the girls

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