If all the girls

If all the girls
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good
swimmer I would be?
  

Jun, 17 2010     86 chars (1 sms)     2995 views       Flirt

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Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai,
bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par,
din ya raat me,
le ke tera haath haath mein,
rahunga tere saath saath main.
Don"t send any messages,
I don"t want to see you,
hear your voice,
think of you,
coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets
Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry, flirting is still free
Can you see me? no?
Turn around, can you see me now? no?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
''love'' is a bird you hold tightly ,it dies......

if you hold lightly,it flies............

you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand......


uhhh........


soo..........


forgot love




and



better flirt.............
Life ka sucessful Moral:
"Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek ko kitne saal taq karte hai."

"Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?"
Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
K
Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
K
Pyar itna karo
K
Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye.........
Sirf ik bar kehdo,
sirf ik bar kehdo,
plz ik bar kehdo,
abh intazar nahin hota,
abh sabar nahin hota,
keun nahin khatee ho tum......
ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.
Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza
band kar leta hai
to yad rakho
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kundi d0no taraf se h0ti hai….
tum bhi bahar se laga kar bhag
jao...
hansi aati hai mujhe hazrat-e-insan per, kare khata khud la''anat bheje shetan per.
Be Careful!
aap ko kissi unknown number se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki
mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi.
please dekhay bina delete kar dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se
log deewanay ho chukay hain
I don''t flirt for fun , Its one of my duties
Tell me How can I resist such beauties
It is life with whom I like flirting with the most
I''m still not committed though Ive fallen for the trap almost