Do u know how to

Do u know how to
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
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Jun, 17 2010     98 chars (1 sms)     2325 views       Flirt

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Little keys can open big locks,
simple words can express great thoughts.
A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
Ajj Halki Halki Barish hai
Ajj Sard Hawa ka Raqs bhi hai..
Ajj Phol bhi Nikhry hain
Ajj un main tera Aks bhi hai
Ajj Badal Kally Gahry hain
Ajj chand pe lakhon pahry hain
Khush tukre tare yadoon k
Bari dair say dil main thary hain
Ajj Yadain uljhi uljhi hain
Ajj taar yeh dil k sulge hain
Ajj yaad bohat tum aye ho...

"AJJ YAAD BOHAT TUM AYE HO"
Arz kiya hai…
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Gaur farmaiye…
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se...
Kaash ke un ko Aaye khayaal Humari is bezaar Halat ka

'Faraz'

Woh log jo apna bana ke Bekhaber se Rehte hain...
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again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don"t u have any job?
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I"m still paying for it..."
The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I"ll have to take a bite of u.
Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha!
Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha!
Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.
Insani Jism Ki Ragein (Veins) 72,000 Kilo Meter Hain..

Dunya Ka Bare Se Bara Pump Bhi 7,000 ft Tak Pani De Sakta Hai..

Lekin..

ALLAH PAK Ne Chota Sa DIL Laga Diya Jo Poore Jism Ki 72,000 Ragon Ko Khoon Supply Kerta Hai..

Wo Bhi Non Stop..

SUBHAN''ALLAH

Plz Fwd This Precious Information..

JAZAK''ALLAH
Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!