100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2516 views       Decent

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Life is cricket
Dont lose ur wicket
Try 2 get century
Never 4get ur boundry
Even if u r run out
Never become mood out
BeCoz GoD Is 3Rd umpire..... :->
We Spend Our Days W8ng For The Ideal Path
To Appear In Front Of Us..
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But..
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We Forget That,
Paths Are Made By Walking..
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Not..
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By Waiting...! <-;
Never Explain Urself To AnyOne
B''coz The Person Who Likes U
Doesn''t Need It
&
The Person Who Dislikes U
Won''t Beleive It .....

When days and years will glide by. .

And u''ll cart an eye.

U''ll remember there was someone sincere. . .

Who left a kind rememberance here. . !!
Life is Library.
Love. is Temporary.
God is Great.
Life. is sweet.
Yestrday is Waste.
Today is Best..
Tomorow is Taste.
So Enjoy evryday..
Mry Mehbob To Mujhy "HATE" Na Kr,
Band Aas Ka "GATE" Na Kr,
Tera Mery Sath "CONECTION" Hai,
Tera Mera Wahid "SECTION"Hai,
To Raqeeb Ko Ab "NOMINATE" Na Kr,
Mry Mehboob To Mujh Sy "HATE" Na Kr,
Mri Kul-Kainat K "BEST" Sanam,
Mri Chahat Ko Mat Kr "TEST" Sanam,
Ab Jaldi Aa "LATE" Na Kr,
Mry Mehboob To Mujh Sy "HATE" Na Kr,
Mujhy Piyar Ka Koi "GIFT" Na Dy,
Didaar K Kbhi "SHIFT" Na Dy,
Hr Raqeeb Ko Hrgiz "LIFT" Na Dy,
Mry Piyaar Ka Sasta "RATE" Na Kr,
Mry Mehboob To Mujh Sy "HATE" Na Kr.
" A Relation Is "

When Sum1 Hurts U , U Don''t Hurt Back

When Sum1 Shouts At U , U Don''t Shout BAck

But

When Sum1 Needs U , U Always come Back
"Time is lyk a river! U cann''t touch the same water twice bcoz the flow that hz passed vil nevr pass again. "njoy evry *Moment of life cuz it wil never cum back..,
Line maarne k boht saare tareekey hein jin meinse 3 mandarja zail hain.
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1)Pen se,
2)Pencil se,
3)Marker se.

Think Positive Yaar
Don''t Run Away From Yoour Fears . . .

Run Towardz Your Fears . . .

Hug Your Monsters . . .

An Extraordinary Life Will Follow . . . =)
Mana k
"PYAAR" ka
pehla lafz "P"
adhora hai

lekin

agar "P" ko nikal do

to

"YAAR" reh jata hai

Or

Aap jese "YAAR" ho

to

Zindagi se b
"PYAAR" ho jata hai.
You r The Example Of
Red Rose
Its So Soft
And
Beautiful
&
Needs 100% Care
&
Attention
So Plz
Take Care Of Yourself (: