100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2367 views       Decent

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Those we Love,
Never go away,
They walk besides us everyday Unseen, Unhead,
Still Near,
Still Luved,
Still Mised,
&
Still Very Dear
Just lyk u..
(My Case)

Symptoms :
"Feeling Lonely,
Miserable & Sad"

Pulse:
"170/Min"

BP:
"80/40"

X-ray:
"Broken Heart"

Diagnosis:
"Missed U"

Treatment:
"Keep In Touch" ... (=
V Often Fail 2 Undrstand

D Feelngs Of D 1 Who Is Vry Close

2 Our Heart,

Coz D Book Wen Held Vry Close

2 Our Eyes Is Very Difficult 2 Read
Be
~A DIODE
To Remove Negative Thinking
~A TRANSISTOR
To Amplify The Character
~A RESISTOR
To Drop Bad Habits
~A CAPACITOR
To Store Good Thoughts:-)
NeEdInG sOmEoNe Is
LiKe NeEdInG a
PaRaChUtE ...
If He IsN''t ThErE tHe
FiRsT tImE yOu NeEd
HiM, ChaNcEs ArE yOu
WoN''t Be NeEdInG hIm
AgAiN ... (= ;->
Ek Mahan Philosofer Ne Kya Khub Kaha Hai

Ke..

"Zindgi Tu Hi Bata
Kaise Tuje Pyar Karu??


Teri Har Ek 'Subah' Meri Umar Kam Kar Deti Hai.
Heart Is Not A Dust Bin

To Dump All Worries,

Sadness..

It Is The Place For Keeping

Happiest Moments..

Let Ur Heart Be Happy Always.
This Message Has
No Fat
No Cholesterol
And
No Additive.
This Is All Natural Except
With A Lot Of Sugar
But
It Can Never Be As Sweet As The One Reading It. =)
Life Is Short

Forgive Quickly,
Believe Slowly,
Love Truly,
Laugh Uncontrollably,

And

Never Regret Anything


That Made You Smile .
East or West Fahim is the best.
East or West Fahim is the best.
Is MSG ko 50 logon ko send karo.
Inshallah Tomorrow will be Monday. Jite Raho. aur Jine Do.
Exelent Quote:

Wen U Luv Ur Parents Its Equal 2 God,

Wen U Luv Ur Frnds Its Equal 2 Trutfulnes

But Wen U Luv Urself Its Equal 2 Confidence..
d eye does not see what d brain does not know
so open ur brain before opening ur eyes.......