100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2481 views       Decent

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Relationships Are Like Traffic Signs

1-Way

2-Way

Do Not Enter

No U Turn

No Left Turn

But

The Best So Far Is

Give Way & Keep Right ... (:->
the world dosn;t need more mountains to climb, more seas to cross or more stars to shine. wht it needs is only more of u n ur smile!
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
some people don't understand the way i am, some are hurt by the way i talk, but what i can do if that's the real me, i am not perfect, but definitely not fake!
God plz grant me the calmness

to accept the thngs I cant change,

the courage to change thngs I can

and wisdom to knw the difrnce b/w these two.
Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai..
There Is A Place In The HEART
Where THOUGHTS Becomes DREAMS...
&
DREAMS Can B Accomplished While U
Have BELEIVE In Urself........
When Will People Understand

That

Words Can Cut As Sharply As Any Blade

&

That

Those Cuts Leave Scars Upon Our Souls . . .
The purpose ov relationship iz nt to hav sm1 who might complete u,Bt to hav sm1 wid whom u might share ur incompleteness!
HaRdEsT MoMeNt Is NoT ThAt
WhEn u |osE SutHiNg
&
TeArs CoMe OuT OuT Ov Ur EyEzZz....

BuT

It''S tHe OnE, WhEn U LoSe SuMtHiNg
&
StI|| MaNaGe To CrY.....
Teri Hansti Hui Zindagi Ki Raho''n Main

Hazaron Phool Lutati Hui Bahar Aaye

Chalo Tou Sitare Nisar on Tum Per

Hanso Tou Phoolo''n Ko Bhi Tum Pe Pyaar Aaye
There wil cme a day in ur life,
dat u wil think u r alone,
u wil b hurt by ur admires,


u wil cry 4 me,


i shall nt hear u,
i shall b beyound the galaxies, out of ur reach,

i pray to GOD that such a day,should never cme in ur life,but im worried about my prayers,

bcoz most of my prayarsr un answerd