100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2737 views       Decent

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Mohabat Mohabat ki tarha kar k to dekho,

Chahat Chahat ki tarha kar k to dekho,

KHUDA bhi mil jayega tumko ek din,

Ibadat Ibadat ki tarha kar k to dekho.
Watch Out!
Defend Yourself !

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TOO LATE



I Warned You !
You''ve Just Been
Strongly Attacked By





Thousands Of Tightest
Hugs ... (:
(My Case)

Symptoms :
"Feeling Lonely,
Miserable & Sad"

Pulse:
"170/Min"

BP:
"80/40"

X-ray:
"Broken Heart"

Diagnosis:
"Missed U"

Treatment:
"Keep In Touch" ... (=
Rich people
travel in
cars,

Poor people
travel in
Bus,

But sweet
people
Travel in Hearts !!

Please
continue ur journey in my heart.
Boy asked a girl:Why do you love Rose,which dies in a day ?
Why don't you love me,who dies for you everyday ?
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Girl replied:
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Oye Hoye...Angreziiii.....
Challenges are like trees seen through a running train. As U approach them they grow bigger, once U pass them they become smaller! So never be afraid of them.
Koi Dukh Na Ho

Koi Gham Na Ho

Koi Aankh Kabhi Purnam Na Ho

Koi Dil Kisi Ka Toray Na

Koi Saath Kisi Ka Choray Na

Bas Pyar Ki Nadiya Behti Ho

Kaash K Dunya Aisi Ho
Kisi ko Uski " ZAAT "
Aur Puranay Libas ki wajeh se

" Haqeer " mt Samjhna,

" Q K "

" Tjhay Denay Wala " Aur " Ussay Denay Wala"

" Aik he ha " .
Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay,

mar gye to tera nam lejayengay,

rishwat de k tujhe b uper bulayengay,

tm uper ao gay to 7 beth k kurkure khayen gay;-)
Communication does not always travel
on the wheels of the written
or the spoken word,

Silence too speaks
and often more
loudly and clearly than words.
people always throw stones in your path

it depend upon u
what do u make from it
a"wall of difficulties"
OR
a"bridge over difficulties"
Kill The Stress Before It Klls U


Reach The Goal Before It Kicks U


Love EveryOne Before SomeOne Loves U


Live The Life Before Life Leaves U . . . .