100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2374 views       Decent

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There are 3 different forms of
"GOOD"

1. Looking Good


2. Feeling Good


3. Being Good


If U Aim The Third One, Than First Two Will Be Automatically Granted
I askd A Wise Man
How Do I Get Best Out Of Life ?

He Answered
''''Face Ur Past Widout Regret
Handle Ur Present Wid Confidence
Prepare For The Fture''''
Than He Added
''''Keep Faith & Drop The Fear
Don''t Beleive Ur Doubts
&
Never Doubt Ur Beleifs
Life Is Wonderfull
If U Know How To Live''''
In Life,
Don’t Settle For Someone
Who Can Buy A Coffee For You ,

Go For Someone
Who Can Actually Make It For You !

Sometimes Little Efforts Make
A Big Difference :-)
Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum
haseenon ke galey mila karte the,

Ye un dinon ki baat hai
jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the
The Best Thing To Give . . . ! ! !

To Ur Enemy Is Forgiveness

To An Opponent Tolaerance

To A Friend Ur Heart

To Ur Child A Good Example

To A Father Difference

To Ur Mother, Conduct That Will Maker Her Proud Of U

To UrSelf Respect

And To All Men Charity . . .
1 Ka 70
1 Ka 70
1 Ka 70
1 Ka 70
1 Ka 70

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1 Ka 70 Kia....????
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This Is Ramzan Offer "1 Ka 70 .... 1 Naiki Karo Auro 70 Naikion Ka Sawab Kamao"
Wudn''T It B N!xE....


If WhEnEvEr We


MeSsEd Up OuR


L!fE....


We CuD S!mP|y


PrEsS


"CTRL + ALT + DELETE"

&


StArT A|| OvEr..... :-|
Tragedy of life:

Just about the time

when our income gets us

to a point where

food prices dont

matter anymore,

Calories start to

matter! ;-)
Kuch Rishte Upar Wala Banata Hai

Kuch Rishte Log Banatae Hain ..

Par Kuch Log .. Bina Kisi Rishte K Hi Rishte Nibhate Hain

Shayed Wohi Rishte Kehkatay Hain !!!
Life is so short so follow some rules.
4give quickly,
Believe slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh loudly & nvr avoid anythng that Brings smile on ur face
We live in r Dreams
but
Dreams May Die.
Don''t get shattered & never cry.
The world is big n has lots to give.
Pick a new Dream
&
Start Again.
Gud Day.. . . . .
You Can

Have Money

Pilled To

The Ceiling

But The

Size Of

Your

Funeral Is

Still Going

To Depand

On The

W e a t h e r . . . ;->