100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2765 views       Decent

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Meri zindagi ka sahara nahi hai,

Is jahaan me koi hamara nahi hai,

Chua unka daaman to wo haskar bole,

Dost ye daaman tumhara nahi hai.
JO tum ko dukh de ussy chhorr do
'SHAIKH SADI
JO tum ko dukh de ussy chhorr do . magar jisey chor do usy dukh na do ...
din ki roshni main rizk talash karo ! raat ko ussy talash karo jo tumhain rizq deta hai.....'
Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
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Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai?
Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?
SHARERS...

"A successful relationship is not built on givers and takers only,

but on people who also become sharers".
I Laugh , I love , I Hope
I Try , I Hurt , I Need ,
I Fear , I Cry & I Know
You Do The Same Things Too
So
We Are Really Not That
Different

''''Me & You'''' (:
A beautiful girl can't give you a beautiful future
But
A beautiful future can give you many beautiful girls.
If You Can Kill

Your Desire On One

Particular Day,

Then Note It In Your

Diary! As You Have

Entered The

World Of

Greatness That Day!
I nEvEr.....

Need 2 SEe D

sUn AgaIn...

ThErE EnouGh

lItE In Ur EyEs

2 lItE uP AlL D

wOrLd.......
Koi Dukh Na Ho

Koi Gham Na Ho

Koi Aankh Kabhi Purnam Na Ho

Koi Dil Kisi Ka Toray Na

Koi Saath Kisi Ka Choray Na

Bas Pyar Ki Nadiya Behti Ho

Kaash K Dunya Aisi Ho
Once Upon A Time,
It Happened 2 Me
The Sweetest Thing
That Cud Evr B
It Was A Fantasy
A Dream Come True
It Was d Day
I Came To Know
Some1 Like "YOU" (:
No Shadow To Depress U . . . Only Joys To Surround U . . . Frnd To Love U & GOD Himself To Bless U. . . These R My Wishes For Today . . . Tommorow & EveryDay. . .
U may miss me,

You may ignore me,

U may even forget me.

But one day if you want to see me

Do not search,

just see your shadow.

I will be there.

Trust me!!!