100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2676 views       Decent

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Cute Answer For A
Difficult Question

Name The Court Where
All Big Sins & Faults
r 4given In a Second ?

A Small Child Smile &
Answered:
Its My MOM''s Heart ... (:
Hassi ko inbox
Aansu ko outbox
Gussey ko hold
Muskan ko sent
Help ko ok
Dil ko karo vibrate
Phir dekho zindagi ki
Ringtone kitni pyari hai..
A girl dresses up trying
to luk as pretty as possible...
Applies make-up & styles
her hair...
She wants to luk attractive...
...She goes out, comments 4rm
men flatters her...
They stare at her develop
dirty thoughts & Sum wud
want to act upon their
thoughts & some do ...
She didn''t want that Or
did she ? ?

THINK

Whn Islam advises women
to cover themselves & be
simple, Its not without a
reason ... Islam doesn''t
limit the freedom of women
but to make them more
Independent ...
PRiNCIPLES of STUDENT LIFE:


-Luv ur bed,its ur temple,-Relax in the day,

so dat u can sleep at nite,-Books r holy,so dont touch dem,-
Dont do sumthing 2morow,dat u can do day after 2morrow,-
If u feel like studying,sit down
&
wait till dat feeling goes away,-
Dont 4get that studying is a healthy actvity,So leave it 4sick people.
Let All My Smile Be Yours
All Your Tears Be Mine,
Let All My Happiness Be Yours
All Your Sadness Be Mine,
Let The Whole World Be Yours,
Only YOU Be Mine…
Relation Are Like Leaves Of Tree
&
Ur Life Is Like A Tree On The Land
Life Has Its Own Seasons, One Time Of Autumn Will Come When U’ll Lose Ur Relation
But Don’t Worry & Give Sometime To Ur Life & Wait For The Spring When U’ll Gain Numbers Of Fresh Relations
In complete darkness we are all the same & its only our knowledge & wisdom that seperates us.....

Don''t let your eyes deceive you.
Arz Hai Aladin K Pas Tha 1 Jadui Jin..
Dil Nai Lagta Hamara App K Bin..
Stainless Steel Mei Hota Hai 0.2% Tin..
Khuda Kare Mast Jaye App K Ajj Ka
Din... ;-
Life is like a novel.

It is filled with suspense.

You hav no idea wat is going to happen

until u turn the page.

so enjoy each moment of life.
aik hathi nay chand chuntiyon ko chaltay chaltay kuchal k mar dya ghalti say.ab chyuntion n us hathi say badla lyne ka plan bnaya.plan.jab hathi ither say guzray ga to us ko tree k uper say jump laga k mar day gay."sab chyuntiyan tree p char hi rahi the k hathi uther say guzarnay laga.1 kamzor si chunti charhatay hue us p pehlay hi gir gaye.peechay say us ki sathi chuntion nay awaz lagaye."PHEY DAY SU PHAY DAY SU
Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I''ll always be thankful that once, along my life''s journey I had U in my heart...
Life is too short. So, follow some rules: Forgive quickly, believe slowly, love truly, laugh loudly & never avoid anything that makes U smile...