100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2422 views       Decent

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Relation Are Like Leaves Of Tree
&
Ur Life Is Like A Tree On The Land
Life Has Its Own Seasons, One Time Of Autumn Will Come When U’ll Lose Ur Relation
But Don’t Worry & Give Sometime To Ur Life & Wait For The Spring When U’ll Gain Numbers Of Fresh Relations
A man is the head of the family and
the wife is the neck.

The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
Hey!

Sumthing Missing In U,

But Wat & Whr?Lets Search

In Ur Bag
NO
In Ur Pocket
NO
Oh GOD
I Got It
Its On Ur Face

UR SWEET SMILE!
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."
Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don’t hesitate.
BCoz……



Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai,


Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai..
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
.
.
.
Wife:Because
.
.
.
.
.
i married the wrong man.
Wat Is The Secret Of My Energy?
.
.

Boost?
No
.
.
Horlicks?
No
.
.
Money?
No
.
.
Then Wat?
.
.
A Small Sweet Msg From ‘U’ Everyday
Every Fool Knows That He Cant Reach The Stars

But It Never Keeps A Wise Man From Trying
Life has its Ups and downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both Sun n Rain to make RAINBOW.
Koi Dukh Na Ho

Koi Gham Na Ho

Koi Aankh Kabhi Purnam Na Ho

Koi Dil Kisi Ka Toray Na

Koi Saath Kisi Ka Choray Na

Bas Pyar Ki Nadiya Behti Ho

Kaash K Dunya Aisi Ho
"Aansu" Us "Waqt"
Muqaddas Hotey
Hain ...

Jab Wo Kisi Aur k
Dukh Aur Takleef Ko
Mehsoos Kr K
Niklai''n ...
A Relationship
Should Have
The Determination
And
Purification
Like A Mirror
Which Never Loses
Its Ability To Reflect
Even
If It Is Broken In To
Thousand Pieces