100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2529 views       Decent

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"World Is Round"
"Round Is Zero"
"Zero Is Nothing"
"Nothing Is Life"

So Be Happy And Try To Make Others To Happy.
That Is Real Life..
Decisions are the hardest move to make. Especially when its a choice between where you should be and where you want to be. :)
There Is A Light
That Shines
Beyond All Things
On Earth,
Beyond The Highest,
The Very Highest Heavens.
This Is The Light
That Shines
In Your "HEART"
Ae Dost Humari Wafae''n Tumhare Liye Hyn

Mehakti Fiza''en Tumhare Liye Hyn

Jahan Bhi Raho Tum Khush Raho

Labbo''n Pe Dua''en Tumhare Liye Hyn
U may miss me,

You may ignore me,

U may even forget me.

But one day if you want to see me

Do not search,

just see your shadow.

I will be there.

Trust me!!!
Staying far never breaks relation,

staying near never builds relation.

Its a link between hearts,

which never allows us to Forget each other!!
Never expect anything in return from any1

But the truth is

when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them
Suba ko baagh me shabnam parti hae faqat is liye...!!
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K ptta ptta kare zikar Khuda ka ba-wuzu ho kr...!!

(ALLAMA IQBAL)
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
the world dosn;t need more mountains to climb, more seas to cross or more stars to shine. wht it needs is only more of u n ur smile!
Line maarne k boht saare tareekey hein jin meinse 3 mandarja zail hain.
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1)Pen se,
2)Pencil se,
3)Marker se.

Think Positive Yaar
You Can Be :
A Doctor And Save Lives,
A Lawyer And Defend Lives,
A Soldier And Protect Lives,
Or Simply Be YOURSELF,
A SWEETHEART Who Touches Life…