100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2432 views       Decent

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I Wish Ur Life

Soft As Silk

White As Milk

Sweet As Honey

Full Of Money

May All Ur Dreamz Come True

This Wish Is Only 4 U
Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay,

mar gye to tera nam lejayengay,

rishwat de k tujhe b uper bulayengay,

tm uper ao gay to 7 beth k kurkure khayen gay;-)
Enjoy ur life,
no matter how hard it may seem!
When life gives u a thousand reasons to cry,
show the world that u have a Million reasons to Smile.

Life is like having a cup of coffee...


You sit by the window,
lift the cup,
take a careless sip,
and find no sugar..

Too lazy to go for the sugar, you somehow manage with that sugarless cup..

On finishing,
you discover undissolved sugar crystals settled at the bottom...!


Thats how life is..!


We do not make any effort to value n find what is around or within us.

So look around.
May be the sweetness you are looking for is closer than u think..!
Remember

There Are Three "R''s"

Important In Life

1 . "R"espect For Self

2 . "R"espect For Others

And

3. "R"esponsibility For All Your Actions
Aren''t U Glad That
GOD''s Hotline Doen''t Have A Recording
Tht Says
"The Number U Dialed Is Temporarily Unavailable
Plz Try Ur Call Letter"
U Can Call On Him Anytime . . .
U r The Best
Heart Surgeon In The World
B''cuz
U Made A Place In My
Heart
Widout Cutting
&
Spilling Blood.
I''m Lucky To Have U.....
Gem Notes For Women

1.If A Man Wants U,Nothing Can keep him away . If He Does''nt want You, Nothing Can Make Him Stay

2.Never Let a MAn Know Everything He Will Use it Against You Some Day.

3.Have Your owen Set of Friends Seprate From His ..Get ur Time With ur Friends To relax & Unwind.
| LiFe FuNdA |

Love...... what you''ve got,
Remember....... what you had,
Learn from..... your mistakes,
But
Never regret,
People change,
Things go wrong,
But
Remember Life Goes On.....
You Can Hide Alot ...

Behind A SMILE

A
B r o k e n
H e a r t

S h a t t e r e d
D r e a m s

L o n g i n g
D e s i r e s ...
School ki friendship 10th class tak,

Collage ki friendship final year tak,

Love ki friendship shaadi tak,
But
Humari friendship 30th February tak
Qk na 30th Feb aayegi aur na hi humari dosti tootegi.
NiKal KeR Dil Se Tere Waste Sada Aai

Uthay Haath Tou Yaad Ek Dua Aai

K Teri Umar Ko Dunya Ki Umar Lag Jaye

Waqt Saal Giany Aur Gin Gin K Thak Jaye