100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2444 views       Decent

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The happiest of people don''t necessarily have the
best of everything; they just make the most of
everything that comes along their way.
Don''t hold anybody by his shirt or arm to be heard, if he doesn''t wants to listen to you better hold your tounge
M o t h e r L o v e

I s T h e F u e L

T h a t E n a b l e s

A N o r m a l

H u m a n B e i n g

T o D o T h e

I m p o s s i b l e ;->
Never seem more learned than the people u are with. Wear ur learning like a pocket watch and keep it hidden. Don''t pull it out to count the hours, but give the time when u are asked
Did Any1 Ever Tell
U Just How Special
U r !

The Light Th8 U Emit
Mi8e Even A Light
Star !

Did Any1 Ever Tell
U How Important U
Make Others Feel !

Somebody Out Here Is
:)ing Because Of
Something U Said Or
Did !

Did Any1 Ever Tell
U Just How Much
They Like U !!

Life ... Surely Is
Joyful With
FRIENDS .. :)
To realize the value of 1 week,
ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of 1 hour,
ask the lovers who''re waiting to meet.

To realize the value of 1 min,
ask a person who missed the train.

To realize the value of 1 sec,
ask a person who just avoided an accident.

Treasure every moment that you have!

Yestrday is history,
Tomorw is mystry,
Today is gift, that''s why it''s called Present..


Have a nice day today & always..
THINK ABOUT IT!

Why do Girls eat Chocolates after a break up?
The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.

Why do Guys drink after break up?
The bitterness of alcohal makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl..... =O

Is that so ... ;)
There Was An Headcount
Of Angels In Heaven
Pandemonium Strucked
Discovering That
An Angel Is Missing
Plz Call Heaven
&
Tell ''Em You''re Safe With Me... :)
Kaash aisa ho k ab k bewafai mein karo
Tu phiray qarya ba qarya koo ba koo meray liye
Mein tu la-mehdood ho jao samandur ki tarah
Tu phiray darya ba darya jo ba jo merya liye
Hello buddy what''s up do u
know how''s the mussam

...?

..?

Simple yar.!

Mussam is aussam...!

Got iT..

Have a great day..!.. ;->
pati patni jab aapas me ruthte hai
to palang ke bich me bahut jagah
khali ho jati hai,
aur jab unke bich pyar hota hai to
palang ke kinare khali ho jate hai.
Love,
Like, a storm raging in all frenzy,
Furiously beating the waves.
Or, turbulence beneath tranquil sea,
Mysteriously it behaves.