100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2412 views       Decent

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Arz Hai Aladin K Pas Tha 1 Jadui Jin..
Dil Nai Lagta Hamara App K Bin..
Stainless Steel Mei Hota Hai 0.2% Tin..
Khuda Kare Mast Jaye App K Ajj Ka
Din... ;-
Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai..
"At My Will, Mountains Will Crumble,
I''ll Drink The Ocean,
Says the Preserving Soul.
Have That Sort Of Energy,Work Hard,
& u''ll Reach The Goal."
"Help Those Who are In The Lower Half..

"Because May b In the Next Turn You Will Need Their Help..!!
Never expect anything in return from any1

But the truth is

when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them
One of the best messages
i''ve ever received.


Life is beautiful*...
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*Conditions apply.
Excluding all taxes :)
Relationships Are Precious

Don''t Take Them For Granted

Its Sad But True
That The Worst Pain In Life Is When

Someone "U KNOW"
Turns Into Someone "U KNEW" ...
Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who luvs u..
Never say thanx who really needs u..
Never blame a person who really trusts u..
Never 4get a person who think u as LIFE
PRiNCIPLES of STUDENT LIFE:


-Luv ur bed,its ur temple,-Relax in the day,

so dat u can sleep at nite,-Books r holy,so dont touch dem,-
Dont do sumthing 2morow,dat u can do day after 2morrow,-
If u feel like studying,sit down
&
wait till dat feeling goes away,-
Dont 4get that studying is a healthy actvity,So leave it 4sick people.
Don''t Run Away From Yoour Fears . . .

Run Towardz Your Fears . . .

Hug Your Monsters . . .

An Extraordinary Life Will Follow . . . =)
Rudeness is a weak imitation of strength.
The squeaking wheel doesn''t always get the grease.
Sometimes it gets replaced.
Jab Tak Chiragh Na Jaley Shaheedon Ke Laho Se..


Kehte Hain Ke Jannat Main Chiraghan Nahi Hota.. !!


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