100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2322 views       Decent

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As yOu grOw Older, yOu will discOver
that yOu have twO hands,
One fOr helping yOurself,
the Other fOr helping Others.
A candle may melt
and its fire may die,
but the love you have given me
will always stay as a flame in my heart.
Ek Artist Se Dil K Darwazay Ki
Tasveer Bananay Ko Kaha Gaya
Uss Ne Bohat Haseen Ghar Banaya
Or Uss Mn Chota Sa Khubsura
Darwaza Lagaya lekin Uss Ka Handle nahi tha~

Kisi ne poocha handle keun nahi lagaya
to woh bola Dil ka darwaza
andar se khola jata hai bahir se nahi
Think It!
" A Relation Is "

When Sum1 Hurts U , U Don''t Hurt Back

When Sum1 Shouts At U , U Don''t Shout BAck

But

When Sum1 Needs U , U Always come Back

Life is like having a cup of coffee...


You sit by the window,
lift the cup,
take a careless sip,
and find no sugar..

Too lazy to go for the sugar, you somehow manage with that sugarless cup..

On finishing,
you discover undissolved sugar crystals settled at the bottom...!


Thats how life is..!


We do not make any effort to value n find what is around or within us.

So look around.
May be the sweetness you are looking for is closer than u think..!
6 Rules 4 Good Life

Dawat Den Eman Ki
Ibadt Kren Allah Ki
Khdmt Kren Walden Ki
Sorat Bnae Momin Ki
Tlavat Kren Quran Ki
Mkhalft Kren Shetan Ki
Missing someone gets easier everyday, coz even though it''s one day further from the last time u saw each other, it is one day closer to the next time u''ll.
"Help Those Who are In The Lower Half..

"Because May b In the Next Turn You Will Need Their Help..!!
Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I''ll always be thankful that once, along my life''s journey I had U in my heart...
NEVER SEARCH YOUR HAPPINESS

IN OTHERS

WHICH WILL MAKE YOU

FEEL ALONE,

RATHER SEARCH IT IN YOURSELF

YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY

EVEN IF YOU ARE LEFT ALONE...!
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."
Success is like a beautiful girl it will leave us at any time, but failure is like a mother it will teach us some important lessons of life.