100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2369 views       Decent

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If u wait to b happy, you will wait forever, but if you start to b happy, you will be happy forever!
NeEdInG sOmEoNe Is
LiKe NeEdInG a
PaRaChUtE ...
If He IsN''t ThErE tHe
FiRsT tImE yOu NeEd
HiM, ChaNcEs ArE yOu
WoN''t Be NeEdInG hIm
AgAiN ... (= ;->
(My Case)

Symptoms :
"Feeling Lonely,
Miserable & Sad"

Pulse:
"170/Min"

BP:
"80/40"

X-ray:
"Broken Heart"

Diagnosis:
"Missed U"

Treatment:
"Keep In Touch" ... (=
People Need To Be.....

- Drunk To Talk;
- Forgetful To Forgive;
- Psychotic To Be Passionate;
- Hurt To Be Honest;
- Confused To Think;
- Crazy To Love.





Strange Indeed.
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
We Spend Our Days W8ng For The Ideal Path
To Appear In Front Of Us..
.
But..
.
We Forget That,
Paths Are Made By Walking..
.
Not..
.
By Waiting...! <-;
Every Fool Knows That He Cant Reach The Stars

But It Never Keeps A Wise Man From Trying
Life doesn''t provide Warranties & Guarantees... it only provides possibilities & opportunities for those who dare to make best use of it! Gud Day!
My Message To The World. . .


If U Like Me...


Raise Your Hands. . .


If Not,


Raise Your Standards . . . |''!''|
Wat Is The Secret Of My Energy?
.
.

Boost?
No
.
.
Horlicks?
No
.
.
Money?
No
.
.
Then Wat?
.
.
A Small Sweet Msg From ‘U’ Everyday
A Fone Is A Form Of Communication

A Kiss Is A Form Of Affection

A Picture Is A Form Of Remembrance

Choosing ME As Ur FREND Is A Form Of













Ahem Ahem

GOOD TASTE . . . =)
Never Explain Yourself To Any One. Because The Person Who Likes You Doesn''t Need It, and The Person Who Dislikes You Won''t Believe It....