100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2538 views       Decent

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1-Us Se Dosti Na Karo Jise Khud Per Ghroor Ho

2-Maa Bap Ko Bura Mat Jano Chahy Lakh Un Ka Kasoor Ho

3-Bure Raste Pe Mat Jao Chahy Kitni Bhi Manzil Door Ho

4-Rah Chalte Ko Dil Mat Do Chahy Lakh Mooh Per Noor Ho

5-Pyar Ki Baat Wahan Karo Jahan Pyar Nibhane Ka Dastoor Ho.
Namaz Ki Pabandi Kro.
Boy asked a girl:Why do you love Rose,which dies in a day ?
Why don't you love me,who dies for you everyday ?
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Girl replied:
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Oye Hoye...Angreziiii.....
Evn though, I clutch my blanket n growl
when de alarm rings.
Thank u, ALLAH,
that I can hear.
There r many,
who r deaf.

Evn though, I keep my eyes closed
against da morning lite as long as possible.
Thank u, ALLAH,
dat I can see.
Many r blind.

Evn though,
I huddle in my bed n put off rising.
Thank u ALLAH,
that I hav da strength to rise.
There r many,
who r bedridden.

Thanks a lot ALLAH for Ur uncountable blessings...\
Dont Spend Tym Just Working & Being Busy
U''ll Always Complain About Lack Of Tym
Instead Put A Little Bit Of Effort
Plan & Organize Ur Lyf
U''ll Realize That U Have
Tym 4 Every Thing.....
If your eyes are positive u would like all people in the world

But

If your tongue is positive all the people in the world will like u!
We love ourself even after making so many mistakes...

Then how can we hate otherz for their small mistakes??


Strange but true!!!
aik hathi nay chand chuntiyon ko chaltay chaltay kuchal k mar dya ghalti say.ab chyuntion n us hathi say badla lyne ka plan bnaya.plan.jab hathi ither say guzray ga to us ko tree k uper say jump laga k mar day gay."sab chyuntiyan tree p char hi rahi the k hathi uther say guzarnay laga.1 kamzor si chunti charhatay hue us p pehlay hi gir gaye.peechay say us ki sathi chuntion nay awaz lagaye."PHEY DAY SU PHAY DAY SU
Some 1 can give you crying & tears.

Many others can give u laughter & Smiles.

But only rare can give you

Laughing tears n crying smiles.
We Spend Our Days W8ng For The Ideal Path
To Appear In Front Of Us..
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But..
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We Forget That,
Paths Are Made By Walking..
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Not..
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By Waiting...! <-;
out kar phool main wapis nahi aati khushboo

'*
Apnay Ikhlaq-o-kirdaar ko mousam SAY bachaey rkhna


Dost......!!!!
Mry Mehbob To Mujhy "HATE" Na Kr,
Band Aas Ka "GATE" Na Kr,
Tera Mery Sath "CONECTION" Hai,
Tera Mera Wahid "SECTION"Hai,
To Raqeeb Ko Ab "NOMINATE" Na Kr,
Mry Mehboob To Mujh Sy "HATE" Na Kr,
Mri Kul-Kainat K "BEST" Sanam,
Mri Chahat Ko Mat Kr "TEST" Sanam,
Ab Jaldi Aa "LATE" Na Kr,
Mry Mehboob To Mujh Sy "HATE" Na Kr,
Mujhy Piyar Ka Koi "GIFT" Na Dy,
Didaar K Kbhi "SHIFT" Na Dy,
Hr Raqeeb Ko Hrgiz "LIFT" Na Dy,
Mry Piyaar Ka Sasta "RATE" Na Kr,
Mry Mehboob To Mujh Sy "HATE" Na Kr.
don't walk as if you rule the world.. walk as if you don't care who rules the world. And that's ATTITUDE! :)