100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2387 views       Decent

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This Is Ramzan Offer "1 Ka 70 .... 1 Naiki Karo Auro 70 Naikion Ka Sawab Kamao"
Boy asked a girl:Why do you love Rose,which dies in a day ?
Why don't you love me,who dies for you everyday ?
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Girl replied:
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Oye Hoye...Angreziiii.....
If I could die early i would ask God if i could be your "Guardian Angel"
So
I could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...
"One Can Cross An Ocean Widout Wetting His Legs
But
Cannot Cross His Lyf Widout Wetting his Eyez"
Yet We Smile . . .
That''s Life . . .
What is DUA ?
"D"
Dil se Nikli Hui Awaz jo Ap Ko Din Bhar Sachi Khushi De.

"U"
Udasi Ap K Qareeb Se Bhe Na Guzre.

"A"
Allah Ap Ko Hamesha Khush Rakhe.
One of the best messages
i''ve ever received.


Life is beautiful*...
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*Conditions apply.
Excluding all taxes :)
U r Receiving This Msg 4m SMILE''S & CO.
We Are Just Checking If
All Cutie Pies On Earth Are Happy & Smiling.
Hey Thats Such A Cute Smile :-)
ScHoOL buNkErs
bAcK beNchERs
Car RAceRS
sTudY HaTErS
cLasS DhoOmER
strEAt tAKerS
pArtY mAkerS
fiGHTErs
cHeaTErS
EaV tEaSeRs
PEOPLE CALL US

NATIONAL R0CKERZ....
If u wait to b happy, you will wait forever, but if you start to b happy, you will be happy forever!
Life is Library.
Love. is Temporary.
God is Great.
Life. is sweet.
Yestrday is Waste.
Today is Best..
Tomorow is Taste.
So Enjoy evryday..
Waldai''n ki Faryaad Aulaad k Naam

Jis Din Tum Humei''n Boorha Dekho

Sabr Krna
Aur
Humei''n Samajhney ki Koshish Krna

Jab Hum Khaatey Huey Gandagi Kare''n
Aur
Apne Gandey Kapre Badal Na Sake''n Tou
Wo Waqt Yaad Krna
Jab Hum Tumhary Gandey Kaprey Badalty Thay.

Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhuul Jaye''n Tou Hum Pr Tanz Na Krna Aur
Apna Bachpan Yaad Krna.

Jab Hum Boorhey Ho kr Chal Na Paye''n Tou Humara Sahara Ban''na
Aur
Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Krna.... !!
Life doesn''t provide Warranties & Guarantees... it only provides possibilities & opportunities for those who dare to make best use of it! Gud Day!