100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2435 views       Decent

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Whenever you are criticized,

don''t get upset. Always remember this...

No stones are thrown on a fruitless tree.

Gud Day!
Dil Or Ankh:

Dil Ne Ankh Se Kaha Dekha Karoo Kaam..
Dekhtey Hoo Tum Taraptey Hain Hum!
Ankh Ne Kaha Dil Se...
Socha Karoo Kam Sochtey Hoo Tum Barasatey Hain Hum…..
Ab ke bichhade to shayad,
khyalo me mile,
jaise sukhe hue phool,
kitabo me mile.
In millions of books there is only one word.
If your vision is clear just
"Bismillah" is enough for you.

Shah Abdul Latif Bhittai.
Teri Zindagi Ka Har Ek Pal Nayab Ho Jaye

Tere Dil Ki Har Kali Khil Ker Gulaab Ho Jaye

Jin Par Barasti Hai Khuda Ki Khaas Rehmatai''n

Un Hastiyo''n Main Tera Intikhaab Ho Jaye . . .
People Are Not Beautiful

As They Look
As They Walk
&
As They Talk

People Are Beautiful

As They Sincere
As They Care
&
As They Remember ... (:
"One Can Cross An Ocean Widout Wetting His Legs
But
Cannot Cross His Lyf Widout Wetting his Eyez"
Yet We Smile . . .
That''s Life . . .
Can U Tell Me Your Ingredients
B''coz I''ve Mixed 10000 Kg Of Sugar ,
10000 Kg Of Choclate & 10000 Kg
Of Honey But Still Cud''nt Make Person As Sweet As "U"
aik hathi nay chand chuntiyon ko chaltay chaltay kuchal k mar dya ghalti say.ab chyuntion n us hathi say badla lyne ka plan bnaya.plan.jab hathi ither say guzray ga to us ko tree k uper say jump laga k mar day gay."sab chyuntiyan tree p char hi rahi the k hathi uther say guzarnay laga.1 kamzor si chunti charhatay hue us p pehlay hi gir gaye.peechay say us ki sathi chuntion nay awaz lagaye."PHEY DAY SU PHAY DAY SU
We act as though comfort & luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about.
The real art of conversation is not only to
say the right thing at the right time,
but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing
at the tempting moment....
Life And Love

Are Like

Hide And Seek.

People Spend

Their Whole Lives

Looking 4 Love,

But When They Finally

Forget To Look 4 It,

They Find It