100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2408 views       Decent

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You Need More Than A Thousand Good Things

'R E M E M B E R

Just One Bad Thing Can Make A Big Hole In Some Ones Heart,
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Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

It Adds Flavour To It

Keeps It From Being Too Dry

&

Makes It Easier To Swallow Life''s Sorrows.....
Books says “Read Me”,
Money says “Earn Me”
Time says “Plan Me”,
Flowers says “Love Me”,
My SMS says “Just Remember Me”
When we do a task, we''ve to cross 3 stages.

1.Insult,
2.Opposition,
3.Acceptance.

Fools stop at the 1st.
Losers stop at the 2nd.
Winners cross the 3rd.
You Never Get A Person OF Ur Type In This World. U Will Either Have To Adjust Or U Will Have To Compromise U Adjust When Someone Wants To Be With U……..? And U Compromise When U Want To Be With Someone..
Vision without action is a dream.
Action without vision is passing time.
Action with vision is making a positive difference.
One eye sees, the other feels.
Be
~A DIODE
To Remove Negative Thinking
~A TRANSISTOR
To Amplify The Character
~A RESISTOR
To Drop Bad Habits
~A CAPACITOR
To Store Good Thoughts:-)
Koi Dukh Na Ho

Koi Gham Na Ho

Koi Aankh Kabhi Purnam Na Ho

Koi Dil Kisi Ka Toray Na

Koi Saath Kisi Ka Choray Na

Bas Pyar Ki Nadiya Behti Ho

Kaash K Dunya Aisi Ho
Worry
Doesn''t Empty
Tomorrow''s Sorrow,
But
It Empties
Today''s Strength.
So Don''t Worry...
Stay Happy Always...
Keep Smiling. .
Suba ko baagh me shabnam parti hae faqat is liye...!!
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K ptta ptta kare zikar Khuda ka ba-wuzu ho kr...!!

(ALLAMA IQBAL)
Hey!

Sumthing Missing In U,

But Wat & Whr?Lets Search

In Ur Bag
NO
In Ur Pocket
NO
Oh GOD
I Got It
Its On Ur Face

UR SWEET SMILE!
Rich people travel in cars
poor people travel in carts
but people like u
always travel in hearts