100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2162 views       Decent

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Beautiful thought- "We always feel bad,that good things happen only to ''others'', But we always forget that we are ''others'' for someone else....
Life,
A sacred wonder
Divine in its depth.
Or, an act, kosher
Sinful till its end!
Hujoom Itna Ho
Tumhari Zindagi Main
Khushiyo''n Ka Mere
DOST !!!

Gham Guzarna Bhi
Chahey Tou Usey
Raastaa Na Miley ... !!
life has no rewinds, and no forwards, it unfolds at its own pace
so neva miss a chance to LIVE today,
and make a BEAUTIFUL story for tomorrow
,*, Kuch Anmol Batain Meri Diary Se ,*,
1. Aalim Se Ek Ghantay Ki Guftgoo 10 Baras K Mutalla Se Behtar Hai
2. Tehreer Ek Khamosh Zuban Hai Aur Qalam Haath Ki Zuban
3. Jhoot Bol K Jeetnay Se Behtar Hai Such Bol K Haar Jao
4. Waqt Se Pehle Kabhi Iraday Ka Izhaar Na Karo
5. Shikayat Na Karna Bhi Sabr Me Shamil Hai,
6. Khamoshi Be-Faida Guftgoo Se Behtar Hai
7. Dunia Me Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Apni Islaah Hai Aur Sab Se Sehl Dusron Par Nukta Cheni Karna
8. Umda Cheez Ko Hasil Karna Koi Khoobi Nahi Balkay Usay Umda Tareeqay Se Istimal Karna Khoobi Hai
9. Khud Pasandi Sab Se Bari Tanhai Hai
10. Khamoshi Barh Jaye To Haibat Ban Jati Hai
PRiNCIPLES of STUDENT LIFE:


-Luv ur bed,its ur temple,-Relax in the day,

so dat u can sleep at nite,-Books r holy,so dont touch dem,-
Dont do sumthing 2morow,dat u can do day after 2morrow,-
If u feel like studying,sit down
&
wait till dat feeling goes away,-
Dont 4get that studying is a healthy actvity,So leave it 4sick people.
Luvles lyf iz like a fruitles tree
But
frndles lyf iz like a rootles tree
Tree can live widout fruit but not widout roots
"Time is lyk a river! U cann''t touch the same water twice bcoz the flow that hz passed vil nevr pass again. "njoy evry *Moment of life cuz it wil never cum back..,
If A drOp FallS On lAkE,
It LosEs iTs iDentItY.

If iT fAllS oN a rOsE,
It ShinEs.

If iT fAllS On A shEll,
It bEcomEs A pEarL.

ThE drOp iS samE..
But ThE CompAnY mAttErs !!
My relationshp wid u is like
sugercane
Break it
Crush it
Squeez it
and evn
Beat n grind it

u wl alwayz
get swetness
A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle.
You are one shining candle...... ..
May you never get tired of sharing your light!!
4 Steps To Attain Success!

1st T H I N K.

2nd B E L I E V E.

3rd D R E A M .

4th D A R E.

Good L U C K.