100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2417 views       Decent

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suno logon
meri aankhain kharido gey??
mujhey ek khuwab ka tawaan bharna hai
ek esa khuwab tha jo jaagti aankhon ne dekha tha
magar dekhey huwey us khuwab ki tabeer ulti thi
nahi shikwa kisi se,apni he taqdeer ulti hai
jo ab tak ho chuka hai mujhko wo nuqsan bharna hai
ab aankhain bech ker he,
khuwab ka tawaan bharna hai
SUNO LOGON
meri aankhain kharido gey??
If I could die early i would ask God if i could be your "Guardian Angel"
So
I could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...
No & Yes are the words which need a long thought.

Most of the troubles in life are the result of saying Yes too soon or No too late.
Aap Mere Liye 1 Phool Ki Tarha Hain ..

Jisay Hum Chor Bhi Nahi Sakte

Or Tor Bhi Nahi Saktay

tor Liya Tou Murjha Jao Gaye

Chor Diya To Koi or Lay Jaye Ga.!!!
Aap Agar
"CUTE"
Ho To Sms Parhte He Miss Call Dena.

"SWEET"
Ho To Sms Kerna.

"BEAUTIFUL"
Ho To Call Kerna.

Or
Agr
Sub Kuch Ho To
Sirf YAAD Kerlena. . . ("-")
dukh dard k maron say mera zikr mat karna
ghar jao tu yaro se mera zikar mat karna
wo zabt na kar payengay ankhon k samndur
tum rah guzaron say mera zikar mat karna
pholon k nasheman mein raha hun sada say
dekho kabhi khazaroon say mera zikar mat karna
shayed yeh andheray he mujhay rah dikhein
ab chand sitaron say mera zikar mat karna
wo meri kahani ko ghalat rang na dey dein
afsana nigaron say mera zikar mat karna
shaid wo meray haal pey besakhta rodein
is bar baharon say mera zikar mat karna
lay jayngay gehrai mein tum ko baha kar
darya k kinaron say mera zikar mat karna
who shaks milay tu ussay har bat bata dena
tum sirf esharon say mera zikar mat karna
The essence of water


Water is the key to survive
The treasured sea of pure life.

When we are thirsty, we drink water
We bath and we use water
While we cook, we introduce and include water

When I am sad, I cry water
When it rains, it pours water
When I clean, I employ water
When I play, I apply water
When I am sick, I pee water
And I look at the sea and see water.
Wat Is The Secret Of My Energy?
.
.

Boost?
No
.
.
Horlicks?
No
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Money?
No
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.
Then Wat?
.
.
A Small Sweet Msg From ‘U’ Everyday
Can U Tell Me Your Ingredients
B''coz I''ve Mixed 10000 Kg Of Sugar ,
10000 Kg Of Choclate & 10000 Kg
Of Honey But Still Cud''nt Make Person As Sweet As "U"
Nice Saying
1-Us Se Dosti Na Karo Jise Khud Per Ghroor Ho

2-Maa Bap Ko Bura Mat Jano Chahy Lakh Un Ka Kasoor Ho

3-Bure Raste Pe Mat Jao Chahy Kitni Bhi Manzil Door Ho

4-Rah Chalte Ko Dil Mat Do Chahy Lakh Mooh Per Noor Ho

5-Pyar Ki Baat Wahan Karo Jahan Pyar Nibhane Ka Dastoor Ho.
Namaz Ki Pabandi Kro.
Some Ppl Seem To
Walk Through Lyf Wid
A Simple Word & A Gentle
Smile For Everyone
& Everywhere They Go,
They Always Leave Warmth & Love
U R One Of Those People ... :)
y do we close our eyes wen we dream ?
dts bcoz d most butiful things n lyf r un seen..
so ask me ..
y cnt i see u ryt nw ? ? ...