100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2347 views       Decent

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THINK ABOUT IT!

Why do Girls eat Chocolates after a break up?
The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.

Why do Guys drink after break up?
The bitterness of alcohal makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl..... =O

Is that so ... ;)
They Say
As Long As
At Least 1 Person
Cares For U,
Life Isn''t A Waste
So Whn Things Go
Terribly Wrong
U Feel Like Giving Up
Please Remember
U Still Got Me . . .(:
Look Around You

&

Appreciate Those

Who Care About You .....


Be thankful They Are
In Your Life ..... =)
Gardishen Lot Jati Hain Meri Balain Lekr

Ghr Se Jb Niklta Hon Ma"MAA"Ki Duain Lekr

Labon Pe Us K Kbhi Baddua Nai Hoti

Ek"MAA" He Hai Jo Mujse Khafa Nahi Hoti
Sab Kuch Bhoola Kar Tenha Reh Gaya,
Sab Kuch Loota Kar Tenha Reh Gaya Phir
Dukhnay Lagay Zakhm Judaai K In Ko Sooola Kar Tenha Reh Gaya.
Boy asked a girl:Why do you love Rose,which dies in a day ?
Why don't you love me,who dies for you everyday ?
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Girl replied:
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Oye Hoye...Angreziiii.....
Books Me Likha He Phool Todna Mana He
Bago Me Likha He Phool Todna Mana He
Par 1 Cheez....Koi Nahi Kehta




K Dil Todna Mana Hai...
Delete My Name
From Ur
Mobile

Delete My Msgs
From Ur Inbox

Only Keep Me
Inside

Ur Heart 4ever...
Invite Allah Into The Chemistry of Life.

He''ll Dilute your Sorrows,

Evaporate your Worries,

Filter your Mistakes

&

Leave you with Crystals of Happiness!

INSHAALLAH.
If u wait to b happy, you will wait forever, but if you start to b happy, you will be happy forever!
Aap Ka Muskurana
ROZ Ho

Kabhi Chehra KANWAL
Tou Kabhi ROSE Ho

100 Pal Khushi Tou
1000 Pal Mauj Ho

Bas Aisa Hi Aap Ka Din
Har ROZ Ho ... (:

Aamin
Look At Sun And C Time

Look in The HEart N C LOVE

Look In The Eyes And C Life

Look At ur Mobile N C WHo''s Remembering U ..!!!!