100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2750 views       Decent

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Vision without action is a dream.
Action without vision is passing time.
Action with vision is making a positive difference.
One eye sees, the other feels.
Aap Agar
"CUTE"
Ho To Sms Parhte He Miss Call Dena.

"SWEET"
Ho To Sms Kerna.

"BEAUTIFUL"
Ho To Call Kerna.

Or
Agr
Sub Kuch Ho To
Sirf YAAD Kerlena. . . ("-")
You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough
Na khabo me dkha na nzaro me dkha,

1000 me 1 hmne tmhi ko dkha,

Gum dne wle to hr pl hain yha,

Hr pl khushi dne wlo me 1 tmhi ko dkha...
Meri zindagi ka sahara nahi hai,

Is jahaan me koi hamara nahi hai,

Chua unka daaman to wo haskar bole,

Dost ye daaman tumhara nahi hai.
Most irritating and ann0ying moment:


You're getting bored and no messages, not even a
single text. . . !



Suddenly your cell rings,
you rush t0wards it to watch who finally texted !


You pick your cell with excitement and see a text
from
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Service Cente
Aap mughay
Aik jaga

Se bohAt

pyarE


Lagte hain.?


maloom hai kahan sE?





DOOR SE.
THE ONLY WEALTH I HAVE
IS THE PEOPLE AROUND ME.
THAT I REALLY CALL "WELL WISHERS"
& YOU ARE ONE OF THEM. STAY WITH ME,
SO THAT PEOPLE CAN KNOW, HOW RICH I AM !!!!!!!!!!
Most lovable lines ever said:

"Heaven must be really small,

because i can see it in my Mom''s eyes."
U R My
" DAWLANCE "
{ Q k dawlance reliable hai }

My
" PEL "
{ Aj B Kal B }

M Ur
" SUFI "
{ Jo Naam Hai Eitmaad Ka }

Our Relationship Like
" KISAN "

{ Itnna Khalis jitna pyar }
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
Exelent Quote:

Wen U Luv Ur Parents Its Equal 2 God,

Wen U Luv Ur Frnds Its Equal 2 Trutfulnes

But Wen U Luv Urself Its Equal 2 Confidence..