100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2343 views       Decent

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I have no Yesterday..
Time took it away.


2moro Nobody Knows.
It may not b mine.


But I have today 2 Wish you the Sweetest day.

TC. Keep :)
U may miss me,

You may ignore me,

U may even forget me.

But one day if you want to see me

Do not search,

just see your shadow.

I will be there.

Trust me!!!
Best Words In This World

"BUT I LOVE YOU"


And

Most Hurtful Words r


"I LOVE U BUT "


Think About It . . . ! ! !
You r The Example Of
Red Rose
Its So Soft
And
Beautiful
&
Needs 100% Care
&
Attention
So Plz
Take Care Of Yourself (:
Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.
The Biggest Suspence Of Life is :
We Know 4 Whom We r Praying..
But ''''We Never Know The Person Who Is Praying 4 Us''''...
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

It Adds Flavour To It

Keeps It From Being Too Dry

&

Makes It Easier To Swallow Life's Sorrows.....
1 Ka 70
1 Ka 70
1 Ka 70
1 Ka 70
1 Ka 70

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1 Ka 70 Kia....????
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This Is Ramzan Offer "1 Ka 70 .... 1 Naiki Karo Auro 70 Naikion Ka Sawab Kamao"
Books Me Likha He Phool Todna Mana He
Bago Me Likha He Phool Todna Mana He
Par 1 Cheez....Koi Nahi Kehta




K Dil Todna Mana Hai...
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don''t matter, and those who matter don''t mind.
Gussa...

Gussa Karne Ka Matlub Hei K Hum!

Dusron Ki Galtion Ka Intaqam

Apne Aap Se Lete Hein!

(Elexender Pop)
''TIME'' Is A Rare Luxury Which Can Never Be Purchased At Any Cost......
So When Someone Spends It With You...
It Defines The Depth Of Care They Have For You...!