100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2523 views       Decent

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Words Are The Most Powerfull Thing In The Universe . . .
They Are The Containers Which Contain
Faith Or Fear
& They Produced It After Their Kinf . . .
So Think Before U Leap
Khuda kry k tumko JUDAI na mile
kisi k dard me TANHAI na mile
ager muje sms na kro to kuch aisa ho
k mosam ho sardi ka or
tumhen RAZAI na mile
Don''t be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can
meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes,
is certain for those who are FRIENDS
Relations r Like a
''Rubber band''

F L E X I B L E

You Can Stretch It As
Much As You Want
But Don''t Leave It After
Stretching
Bcoz It Really

H U R T S ..
Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
Whatever your cross, whatever your pain,
there will always be sunshine after the rain.
If we both exchange a rupee, we both have 1 rupee each, but if we exchange one good thought, we both hav two good thoughts.

Have a nice day!
Man - God, Please Give Me Everything.

So That I Can Enjoy "Life".

God Smiled And Replied-

I Have Given U Life To Enjoy "Everything"
Bills Travel Through

The Mail At Twice

The Speed Of Checks

Be Careful Of

Your Thoughts,

They May Become

Words At Any Moment
Umar K Samandar Me

Roshni Ki Khwaish Me

Waqt k Sitare Hyn

Jis Khuda Ne Ye Dhart

Ye Falak Sanware Hyn

Us Se Iltija Hy Ye

Aur Meri Dua Hy Ye

Wo Aap Ki Qismat Me

ILM Ki Rida Likh De

WAQT Ki Ada Likh De

PYAR Be-panah Likh De

MAA Ki Dua Likh De

Aur Apni RAZA Likh De

~ Aameen~
The smallest gestures
that go right to the
Heart ...

A Smile from a
stranger when U r
lost in crowd

An old friend calling
from distant land
just 2 say ''I Miss U''

The touch of mother''s
hand on Ur forehead
when U r unable 2
sleep

Friend asking U Wh8z
wrong U thought
no one noticed

A hand on Ur shoulder
when it feels like the
world is against U

An unexpected, but
badly needed Hug from
the 1 U love the most

I Pray
U Get All These
When U Need ... (:
There Is An Important Difference Between "LOVE & FRIENSHIP". . .

While The Former Delights In Extreme & Opposites , The Latter Demands Equality .