100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2425 views       Decent

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I Pray For You

A Life That You
"Truly Deserve"

A Life As Good As Your
"Heart"

A Life As Bright As Your
"Smile"

&

A Life As Wonderful As Your
"Dream" ... (=
Allah did not promise

Days without pain,

Laughter without sorrow,

Sun without rain.

But

He did promise:

Strength for the day,

Comfort for the tears,

and Light for our ways
Feelings r many but words r few,
Clouds r dark but sky is blue,
Luv is a paper,
Life is glue,
Every thing is false,
Only my luv is true.
Fact of Life :
Impossible does not mean that it is not possible.It actually means that nobody has done it so far.We are born to break the limits.
A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
.
.
.
Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
.
.
Woman:
.
.
.
A Billionaire.
Exelent Quote:

Wen U Luv Ur Parents Its Equal 2 God,

Wen U Luv Ur Frnds Its Equal 2 Trutfulnes

But Wen U Luv Urself Its Equal 2 Confidence..
No Shadow To Depress U . . . Only Joys To Surround U . . . Frnd To Love U & GOD Himself To Bless U. . . These R My Wishes For Today . . . Tommorow & EveryDay. . .
There r 2 great days in a human''s lyf-


''''the day we r born

&

the day we prove y we born"
Remember

There Are Three "R''s"

Important In Life

1 . "R"espect For Self

2 . "R"espect For Others

And

3. "R"esponsibility For All Your Actions
Relationships Are Like Traffic Signs

1-Way

2-Way

Do Not Enter

No U Turn

No Left Turn

But

The Best So Far Is

Give Way & Keep Right ... (:->
Success is like a beautiful girl it will leave us at any time, but failure is like a mother it will teach us some important lessons of life.
PRESCRIPTION 4 U 4 LONG LIFE..

-2 tablets of luv

-2 tablets of care

-Syrup of Smile

Twice daily..

My fees:one sms wenevr u think about me!