100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2879 views       Decent

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If I Hadn''t Met U

I Wouldn''t Like U

If I Didn''t Like U

I Wouldn''t Love U

If I Didn''t Love U

I Wouldn''t Miss U

But

I Did

I Do

&

I Will...
Worry
Doesn''t Empty
Tomorrow''s Sorrow,
But
It Empties
Today''s Strength.
So Don''t Worry...
Stay Happy Always...
Keep Smiling. .

Each of us has our own unique flaws.
We''re all cracked pots.
Its the cracks and flaws that make our lives interesting and rewarding.
You''ve to accept people as they are and then look for the good in them......
Remeber It ....
Coz
Nobody is perfect!
Relationship Is Not How Long U Have Been Together

Not How Much U Have Given Or Received

Not How Many Times U Have Helped Each Other

Its How U
''''VALUE''''
One Another
God Askd :

"Wot Did U Earn In Ur Lyf Til Today?"

I Jst Replyd

"I''ll Surely Earn A Few Tears

4m D Eyes Of A Person

Readng Dis Msg,

When I Die..!"
A Lot Of Ants Were Roaming Around My Phone.

I Was Wondering How Come.

Then i Suddenly Realised That My

Phone Contains Contact Of Very Sweet Person Like U..!
Accooding one survey some one says that our our 99%problem created by ourselves so dont blam other,learn from it and if u dont learnit,it will be blunder mistake for u MUKESH
"World Is Round"
"Round Is Zero"
"Zero Is Nothing"
"Nothing Is Life"

So Be Happy And Try To Make Others To Happy.
That Is Real Life..
Relations r Like a
''Rubber band''

F L E X I B L E

You Can Stretch It As
Much As You Want
But Don''t Leave It After
Stretching
Bcoz It Really

H U R T S ..
Daulat-Mandi Pardes Ko B Watan Jaisa Banah Daiti Hy

Aur Muflis Apnah He Watan Mai Par-Desi Hota Hy
Kisi se talkh hote waqt itni gunjaish
zaroor rakho k agar wapis aana parey
to rasta kathin na ho.

Jhuk jaana toot jane se behtar hai.
Quote.
Man cn Nvr Forget 2 Face in his whole Life....
-D 1 Who HOLDS his hand in Difficult Time.
-D other Who LEAVES Him Alone in Difficult Time