100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2764 views       Decent

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Waqt
1 Yaad Sy Wabasta Hy

Yaad
1 Khwab Sy Wabasta Hy

Khwab
1 Naam Sy Wabasta Hy

Naam
1 Jaan Sy Wabasta Hy

Jaan
1 Yaar Sy Wabasta Hy

Mera Waqt
Meri Yaad
Mer Khwab
Mera Naam
Meri Jaan

Sab Us Ek Insaan Se
Wabasta Hyn

Aur Wo Ho

"S-i-r-f
T-u-m"
I Want Go Back To
That Time

When ''''Getting High''''
Meant On ''''Swing''''

When ''''Mom'''' Was
The Only ''''Hero''''

When ''''Dad''s Shoulders''''
Were The ''''Highest Place''''
On Earth

When ''''Worst Enemies''''
Were Ur ''''Siblings''''

When The Only Thing
That Could ''''Hurt'''' U
Were ''''Skinned Knees''''

When The Only Things
''''Broken'''' Were Ur ''''Toys''''

&

When ''''Good Byes'''' Only
Meant ''''Till Tomorrow''''
PRiNCIPLES of STUDENT LIFE:


-Luv ur bed,its ur temple,-Relax in the day,

so dat u can sleep at nite,-Books r holy,so dont touch dem,-
Dont do sumthing 2morow,dat u can do day after 2morrow,-
If u feel like studying,sit down
&
wait till dat feeling goes away,-
Dont 4get that studying is a healthy actvity,So leave it 4sick people.
Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
.
.
Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai?
Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?
All persons have several weaknesses, but each will have one particular strength, that''ll overwrite all weakneses. Concentrate on it to succeed.
Happiness is like a Radio station
It wil b Broadcasting all time
U just hav 2 learn how 2 tune in and recieve it properly. . . . .!
Its Just Meaningless In Expecting
Anyone To Be Of Your Kind,
Because
You Cannot Hold Their Right
Hand In Your Right Hand To Walk Together ... (=
Try Understndin Diz Msg,
Dn U Cn Reach Any Height In Ua Lyf

"An Inch Of Time Is An Inch Of Gold,

Bt U Cnt Buy Dt Inch Of

Time Wd Any Inch Of Gold..
Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.
people always throw stones in your path

it depend upon u
what do u make from it
a"wall of difficulties"
OR
a"bridge over difficulties"
Not all angels have wings, some have cell phones too. That''s why your angel is texting you right now, saying HELLO and wishing you to be safe all the time.
pal pal sa banta hai "EHSAH",
Shsas sa banta hai "VISHVAS",
Vishvas sa banta hai "RISHTA".
Ristoon sa banta hai koi "KHAS",
Jaisa
"AAP"