100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2575 views       Decent

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U may miss me,

You may ignore me,

U may even forget me.

But one day if you want to see me

Do not search,

just see your shadow.

I will be there.

Trust me!!!
Some Joyz Are Better
Xpressed In Silence

As A Smile Holds More
Meaning Than Words

I Was Asked If I Enjoy
Having U In My Life

I Juz Smiled ...
If Sum1 really waits 4u,

It doesn''t mean he has nothing else 2do,

Its just mean dat nothing else is More
important Than u in dis world!
If life is a game.I pray u always win.

If life is a journey. I pray u always walk on roses.

If life is a joke. i wish u always smile.
Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice....
but for those who love....
TIME is ETERNITY
Girl to Boyfriend:Mein kal tumse nahi mil sakti.

Boy:Thek hai mein tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun....

Girl:Mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti,abhi kahan ho ?
Rudeness is a weak imitation of strength.
The squeaking wheel doesn''t always get the grease.
Sometimes it gets replaced.
A girl dresses up trying
to luk as pretty as possible...
Applies make-up & styles
her hair...
She wants to luk attractive...
...She goes out, comments 4rm
men flatters her...
They stare at her develop
dirty thoughts & Sum wud
want to act upon their
thoughts & some do ...
She didn''t want that Or
did she ? ?

THINK

Whn Islam advises women
to cover themselves & be
simple, Its not without a
reason ... Islam doesn''t
limit the freedom of women
but to make them more
Independent ...
A man is the head of the family and
the wife is the neck.

The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
The Best Thing To Give . . . ! ! !

To Ur Enemy Is Forgiveness

To An Opponent Tolaerance

To A Friend Ur Heart

To Ur Child A Good Example

To A Father Difference

To Ur Mother, Conduct That Will Maker Her Proud Of U

To UrSelf Respect

And To All Men Charity . . .
I always wanted to be punctual,

When i became punctual.
I realized that.....
"Punctuality is the art of waiting for the careless people"
In Life
V Don''t Need
More n More
RELATIONSHIPS
What V Need
Is
More n More Life
In Our
RELATIONSHIPS .. !

May Our Relationship
Always Be Full Of Life
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