100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2565 views       Decent

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DIET PLAN FOR LIFE;
1)Eat Ur Words
2)Swallow Urpride
3)Digetst The Teaching Of God
4)Elimintae The Ego
5)For Desserts; Indulge In Prayer & Meditation
''TIME'' Is A Rare Luxury Which Can Never Be Purchased At Any Cost......
So When Someone Spends It With You...
It Defines The Depth Of Care They Have For You...!
Aap mughay
Aik jaga

Se bohAt

pyarE


Lagte hain.?


maloom hai kahan sE?





DOOR SE.
I Laugh , I love , I Hope
I Try , I Hurt , I Need ,
I Fear , I Cry & I Know
You Do The Same Things Too
So
We Are Really Not That
Different

''''Me & You'''' (:
The essence of water


Water is the key to survive
The treasured sea of pure life.

When we are thirsty, we drink water
We bath and we use water
While we cook, we introduce and include water

When I am sad, I cry water
When it rains, it pours water
When I clean, I employ water
When I play, I apply water
When I am sick, I pee water
And I look at the sea and see water.
How Can You"SMI-LE" Without"I"..?
.
How Can You be "F-NE" without "I"..?
.
How can you "W-SH" without "I"..?
.
How can you be "FR-END" without "I"..?
.
"I" am very important..!
.
But "I" can never achieve S-CCESS without "U"..
.
and that makes "U" more important than "I"...
Its Not About Control Its About Love
When A Woman Sees A Man Hurting, Struggling Or Overwhelmed

Her Goal Is To Help
Not Control
Let Her Give You A Helping Hand
There Was An Headcount
Of Angels In Heaven
Pandemonium Strucked
Discovering That
An Angel Is Missing
Plz Call Heaven
&
Tell ''Em You''re Safe With Me... :)
Dont Search Any Gud Or Particular Msg 2 Send Me

I''ll Be Satisfied Wid An Empty Msg

Coz I''ll Just Be Happy By Knowing

Dat My Frnds Still Remembr Me !!!
Aap Ka Muskurana
ROZ Ho

Kabhi Chehra KANWAL
Tou Kabhi ROSE Ho

100 Pal Khushi Tou
1000 Pal Mauj Ho

Bas Aisa Hi Aap Ka Din
Har ROZ Ho ... (:

Aamin
Remmember u r born 2 live........

don''t live bcoz u r born........



don''t go the way life takes u.......

take life the way u go........




the most difficult phase of life is not when no 1 understands u.........


it is when u don''t understand ur self.........
There Is An Important Difference Between "LOVE & FRIENSHIP". . .

While The Former Delights In Extreme & Opposites , The Latter Demands Equality .