100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2700 views       Decent

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A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
out kar phool main wapis nahi aati khushboo

'*
Apnay Ikhlaq-o-kirdaar ko mousam SAY bachaey rkhna


Dost......!!!!
Aam ki khushbu,
Barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka Mosam aaney ko tayar,
Thori si masti,
Thora sa pyar,
Load Sheding k liye raho tayar,
"HAPPY SUMMER SEASON mere YAR ;->
Life is Library.
Love. is Temporary.
God is Great.
Life. is sweet.
Yestrday is Waste.
Today is Best..
Tomorow is Taste.
So Enjoy evryday..
Hanstey Raho
Khil-Khilate Raho

Har Pal Yunhi Khushiyaan
Tum Manate Raho

Yaad Aaye Na Koi
Gham Zindagi Ka

Itnii Khushiya''n
Manate Raho
Just go to hell
.
yes you
.
u only !
.
because only you can change
.
hell into heaven by your sweetness.!
In Life

Future Is A Question Paper,

Past Is a News Paper

&

Present Is An Answer Paper !!!

So

Read , Learn & Write Carefully.
hold on before its too late,
dont fall until we leave trouble behind

be who u are, thats all u need in your life,

nothing seems real...until its lost
Heart Is Not A Dust Bin

To Dump All Worries,

Sadness..

It Is The Place For Keeping

Happiest Moments..

Let Ur Heart Be Happy Always.
I May Not Be Your PEPSI
Choice Of The New Generation

I May Not Be Your COKE
Only The Real Thing

Or

Your NIDO,
World''s No. 1

But

I Can Be Your REXONA I Won''t Let You Down ... :)
When a love comes to an end, weak cry, efficient ones instantly find another love, and the wise already have one in reserve...
So b wise always ;-
Relationship is like a
Garden

It''s beautiful when
watered with

Love,
Hugs,
Tears
&
Cheers

But

It dries up if left
untouched

Stay in touch wid ur
love onez