100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2171 views       Decent

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Boy asked a girl:Why do you love Rose,which dies in a day ?
Why don't you love me,who dies for you everyday ?
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Girl replied:
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Oye Hoye...Angreziiii.....
Ek Mahan Philosofer Ne Kya Khub Kaha Hai

Ke..

"Zindgi Tu Hi Bata
Kaise Tuje Pyar Karu??


Teri Har Ek 'Subah' Meri Umar Kam Kar Deti Hai.
Everything Is Incomplete Without ME

..mory

Co..dy

Ti..

Ga..

So..thing

..aning

Even This ..ssage!

So Dont Forget ME.
Sometimes you just have to let people go, because sometimes going on without them is easier than trying to pretend like things will ever be the way you want
The
Purpose
Of a
Relationship
Is
Not
To
Have
Someone
Who
Might
Complete
You,
But
To
Have
The One ...
With
Whom
You
Can
Share
Your
Completeness ...
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
Teri Zindagi Ka Har Ek Pal Nayab Ho Jaye

Tere Dil Ki Har Kali Khil Ker Gulaab Ho Jaye

Jin Par Barasti Hai Khuda Ki Khaas Rehmatai''n

Un Hastiyo''n Main Tera Intikhaab Ho Jaye . . . :)
!! ||Girls Psychology|| !!!
*** Fraud with Innocent Boys ***
*** Fun with Handsome Boys ***
*** Friendship with Charming Boys ***
*** Contact with Intelligent Boys ***
*** Flirt with Freaky Boys ***
*** Love with Faithful Boys ***
& in the end
*** Marriage with the Rich Boy ***
!!! Moral of the story !!!
Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai
MUSHKILE DILO KE IRADE AAZMAYEGI,
KHAWABO KE PARDE NIGAAHO SE HATAYEGI,
GIRKAR HOSLA MAT HARNA MERE DOST,
YE THOKRE HI TO AAP KO CHALNA SIKHAYEGI.
" A Relation Is "

When Sum1 Hurts U , U Don''t Hurt Back

When Sum1 Shouts At U , U Don''t Shout BAck

But

When Sum1 Needs U , U Always come Back
Dua Karte Hai Hum Sar Jhukaye, Aye Dost Aap Apni Manzil Ko Paye,
Ager Kabhi Teri Raho Main Andhera Aaye,
To Roshni Ke Lyie Khuda Humko Jalaye,,
Happey Friendship.!
I Asked :
My Heart Is So Small,
How Can YOU Such
Great Sorrows In It ... ??

GOD Replied:
Your Eyes Are Even
Smaller, Yet They
Behold The World .. :)