100 rupey chura liye thy

Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.

Mar, 14 2011 173 chars (2 sms) 2282 views Decent

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24 Hours Services In

24 Hours Services In Pakistan

1.Geo
2.Petrol Pumps
3.Internet
4.Railway
5.Telephones
6.Hospitals
7.Police Stations
8.ATM
9.Air Lines
&
10.My Sweet SMS for You!

You can fool all

You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough

Life Is Not A

Life Is Not A

Cassette Player,

We Cant Enjoy

Our Favourite Songs.

But Life Is

Like A Radio,

We Have To

Learn To Enjoy

Whatever Comes.

Extreme of fashion

Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip

Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card

Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.

Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.

Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.

Whenever you ared

Whenever you are criticized,

don''t get upset. Always remember this...

No stones are thrown on a fruitless tree.

Gud Day!

I learned dat even

I learned dat even if u r right.....u can''t keep everybody happy....

and I learned dat it hurts when ur friends don''t trust u and accuse u of something which u never ever intended.....

Never break 3 things

Never break 3 things in ur life,

1.TRUST,
2.PROMISES,
3.RELATIONS
Because when they break,
they don''t make noise,
But they give pain a lot....

Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

It Was An Ordinary Day

It Was An Ordinary Day
I Was Caught In My Routine When
Suddenly Something Made Me Think Of You.
I Paused For A Moment N Smiled.
It Was No Longer An Ordinary Day…

In complete darkness

In complete darkness we are all the same & its only our knowledge & wisdom that seperates us.....

Don''t let your eyes deceive you.

Every Fool Knows

Every Fool Knows That He Cant Reach The Stars

But It Never Keeps A Wise Man From Trying

Madad Kyun Maangte

Madad Kyun Maangte Ho Auron k Darbar Se,
Woh Konsa Kaam Hai Jo Hota Nahi Tere PARWARDIGAR Se.

Ek ALLAH MADAD''GAAR,
BAQI SB TALAB''GAAR.

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100 rupey chura liye thy

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