100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2545 views       Decent

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A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
Its Just Meaningless In Expecting
Anyone To Be Of Your Kind,
Because
You Cannot Hold Their Right
Hand In Your Right Hand To Walk Together ... (=
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That''s relativity. --Albert Einstein
HeateD Go|d BeCoMes OrNamEnT

BeaTeD CoPpeR BeCoMeS WiRe

DeP|eTeD StOnE BeCoMeS StATuE

So

ThE MoRePaIn U GeT In LyF

MoRe Va|ueAb|e U BeCoMe....
If Time
doesn't Wait for You,


Don't Worry...




Just Remove
the Battery from
the Clock 'n' Enjoy Life

"wadey log"
"uchiyan sochan"
"ty puthay kam"...:-)
Aaj Jab Haath Uthana DUA k Liye

Tou Humei''n Mat Bhoolna KHUDA k Liye

Kya Pata Humarey Naseeb Ki Khushya''n

Muntazir Hon Aap Ki Ek DUA k Liye
Kamran Akmal's wife teaching her son ABCD:
A for Akmal,
B for Ball,
C for Catch,
D for Drop.
Books says “Read Me”,
Money says “Earn Me”
Time says “Plan Me”,
Flowers says “Love Me”,
My SMS says “Just Remember Me”
pati patni jab aapas me ruthte hai
to palang ke bich me bahut jagah
khali ho jati hai,
aur jab unke bich pyar hota hai to
palang ke kinare khali ho jate hai.
Before I got in touch with u,
I used to gaze at stars as they were only my friends.
But after I met u,I started believing
that stars do fall on Earth
The Fact ... !!!



The Public Have An
Insatiable Curiosity


To Know Everything


Expect


What Is Worth
Knowing ... ;->
1 aapki Hasi
+
1 aapki Dosti
+
1 aapka sath nibhane ka vaada
+
1 kabhi na khatam hone wala vishvas
&
The RESULT is:
OUR RELATIONSHIP
(1+1+1+1) = 4Ever