100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2394 views       Decent

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I have no Yesterday..
Time took it away.


2moro Nobody Knows.
It may not b mine.


But I have today 2 Wish you the Sweetest day.

TC. Keep :)
In life, u''ll never know wt u''ve been missing until it arrives... & u''ll never know what u''ve got until its Missing...
Appreciate every little thing u have <-¡!
Koi Dukh Na Ho

Koi Gham Na Ho

Koi Aankh Kabhi Purnam Na Ho

Koi Dil Kisi Ka Toray Na

Koi Saath Kisi Ka Choray Na

Bas Pyar Ki Nadiya Behti Ho

Kaash K Dunya Aisi Ho
The Ways To Keep Happiness In Life . . .

Keep Ur Heart Free From Hate

Ur Mind From Worry

Live Simply

Expect Little

Give Much

Fill Ur Life With Love

Scatter Smile

Forget Self

Think Of Others. . . . :->
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
JO tum ko dukh de ussy chhorr do
'SHAIKH SADI
JO tum ko dukh de ussy chhorr do . magar jisey chor do usy dukh na do ...
din ki roshni main rizk talash karo ! raat ko ussy talash karo jo tumhain rizq deta hai.....'
Rishtay jo pyar ke thay sabhi choot-tay gaye...

Bandhan bhi saaray zabt ke phir toot-tay gaye...

Khawab-o-khayal ban gayen yaaron ki mehfilen...

Ek ek kar ke yaar sabhi rooth-tay gaye...

Sab dard dil main bhar liye sukh ki talash main...

Hamdard ban ke log hamain loot-tay gaye...

Milti rahin sazayen hamain pyar ke aiwaz...

Apni hi Khawahishon ka gala ghont-tay gaye...
BEST in the world:

Leader:
A L L A H

Guide:
Q U R A N

LifeStyle:
I S L A M

Person:
M O M I N

Personality:
M U H A M M A D

Routine:
S U N N A T

Law:
S H A R I A T

Lyrics:
A Z A A N

Loyalty:
E M A A N

Request:
D U A

Protection:
S A D Q A

Oath:
K A L M A

Exercise:
N A M A Z

Control:
R O Z A

Charity:
Z A K A T

Tour:
H A J J

Decision:
S A B A R

Work:
T A B L I G H

Action:
N E K I

Hobby:
D U R O O D

Hope:
We’ll try 2 be the best INSHAALLAH.
Dua Hy !
MUSHKIL KUSHA Se k
Aap Ki Sari Mushkilat
Duur Hon

Dua Hy !
Us GHAFOOR Se k Aap
Ko Baksh De

Dua Hy !
Us RAHEEM Se k Aap Pr
Reham Kare

Dua Hy !
Us RAB-UL-IZZAT Se
k Aap Ko Izzat De


Dua Hy !
Us GHANI Se k Aap Ko
Hadh-darja Nawaze

Dua Hy !
MALIK-E-KAINAT Se k
Aapko Hr Khushi Se
Humkinar Kare

AAMIN
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No Sound In This World Can B
More Louder Than Silence
And
If SomeOne Can’t Understand Ur Silence . . .
They Can Never Understand Ur Words . . .