100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2534 views       Decent

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Aap mughay
Aik jaga

Se bohAt

pyarE


Lagte hain.?


maloom hai kahan sE?





DOOR SE.
U r The Best
Heart Surgeon In The World
B'cuz
U Made A Place In My
Heart
Widout Cutting
&
Spilling Blood.
I'm Lucky To Have U.....
A Hug Is A Great Gift

One Size Fits All

It Can Be Given For Any Ocassion

&

It’s Easy To Exchange . . . [-_-]
main raho ya na raho,ye dua rahe ge meri
tum khush raho sada mere sath b mere bad b
Today Is " MCPS DAY ! "











"MCPS" Bole Toh -






"Make Cute People Smile"...
I''ve Done My Part..!!
Know about a true lover :

a true lover is* 1 who tels dat u r cute , instd of sexy,*

1 who cals u bck whn u cut d cl in angr.*

1 who stay awake jst 2 wtch u slep*

1 who kises ur eys first then ur lips *

1 who want 2 show 2 d wrld wt u mean 2 him*

1 who holds ur hnd not ur waist, in frnt of his frnd
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
.
.
.
Wife:Because
.
.
.
.
.
i married the wrong man.
What Is The Largest Word In Eng Language?

"Smiles" (5 Miles)! And U Know,

Ur Smiles Can Touch People Beyond Miles...!

So Keep Up Ur Smiles.
Take My Eyes but let me c u. Take my mind but let me think about u.Take my hand but let me touch u. But if u want to take my heart, its already with U
Gurbat ki waja se
Kisi Ko faqeer mat
Samjo Q K Uska "RAB" B Wohi HE
Jo Aap Ka he
Wo "Ye" Sb Use Ata
kr sakta he
OR Aap Se "Le" B Sakta he
Never break 3 things in ur life,

1.TRUST,
2.PROMISES,
3.RELATIONS
Because when they break,
they don''t make noise,
But they give pain a lot....
We love ourself even after making so many mistakes...

Then how can we hate otherz for their small mistakes??


Strange but true!!!