100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2602 views       Decent

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Third person never creates any Mis-understanding
between two peoples.......

But....

Mis-understanding Between two people creates space for third person....
Acheivements Of Pakistani Forces In 1965:

They Stopped 500 Indian Tanks With Only 45 Tanks.

And In The Next Session Pak Force Stopped 600 Indian Tanks.

Pakistani Airforce Destroyed 104 Fighter Jets With Only 19 Fighter Jets.

This Visualizes The Boldness Of Our Forces.

>> HAPPY DEFENCE DAY <<

P A K I S T A N Z I N D A B A D

Sumtymz We Think Of
Why Frendz Keep
4wrding Msgs To Us
Widout Speaking Words ?
The Reason Is Dat,
Daily They Have
Nothing To Say
But
Still Want To
Keep In Touch ... (:
Success is like a beautiful girl it will leave us at any time, but failure is like a mother it will teach us some important lessons of life.
~GoLDeN WoRdS~

~ AgR ZinDgE BaChaNe ke QeMat PuRi ZinDgE B MaNgi Jay To inKar Mat KrnA ~

~ GhaFiL ki AnkH Us WaqT KhuLti Ha Jb BanD HonY Ko HoTi Ha ~

~ KuCh Log ZinDgi Me B MuRdA Hoty Ha Or KucH MarNy K Bad B ZinDa

AsmaN Pr NigAh ZaRor RaKho LykiN!
Ye MaT BhoLo K PaoN ZamEn Pr Hi RkhY JatY Hn!
There r Only 2 Persons
Who Can Tell You The Truth About You ...


A Friend Who has Lost His Temper ...

&

A Enemy Who Starts Loving You ...
Aaj key baad koi baat na honey dein gey hum.teri ankhon main barsat na honey dein gey hum.Aaj key baad din hi tera mukader hoga.teri khushion ki kabhi raat na honey dein gey.
Can U Tell Me Your Ingredients
B''coz I''ve Mixed 10000 Kg Of Sugar ,
10000 Kg Of Choclate & 10000 Kg
Of Honey But Still Cud''nt Make Person As Sweet As "U"
DIET PLAN FOR LIFE;
1)Eat Ur Words
2)Swallow Urpride
3)Digetst The Teaching Of God
4)Elimintae The Ego
5)For Desserts; Indulge In Prayer & Meditation
Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
us ny mughy prinda samjh kR is shaM k Andheron main Uraa diya.... ..

muGhaL...............

usay ye nhe pta k sham ko urny waly parinday kabhi loata nhe krty.
SHARERS...

"A successful relationship is not built on givers and takers only,

but on people who also become sharers".