100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2898 views       Decent

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"I am not a palmist to tell U where UR paths will lead U..
I am not an astrologist to tell U if UR stars will be lucky enough for U..
I am not even gud enough to take UR burden 0ver my shoulders..
But..
I can make a Wish for U..
A simple Wish that..
May Allah lead U to the best path..
May He bless U with the luckiest stars..
May He guide U,
protect U n help U through everything.. *Ameen*
A girl dresses up trying
to luk as pretty as possible...
Applies make-up & styles
her hair...
She wants to luk attractive...
...She goes out, comments 4rm
men flatters her...
They stare at her develop
dirty thoughts & Sum wud
want to act upon their
thoughts & some do ...
She didn''t want that Or
did she ? ?

THINK

Whn Islam advises women
to cover themselves & be
simple, Its not without a
reason ... Islam doesn''t
limit the freedom of women
but to make them more
Independent ...
Kissing is the best practice for lips,it keeps the lips
wet
soft
flexible
&
pink
so always
kiss
to
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sweet Children
Whtz Gr8er Thn
Mother''z Love ?

Whch Pillow Is Betta Thn
Luvd One''s Lap ?

Whtz Warmer Thn
Father''z Hug ?

Whtz Sweeter Thn
A Baby''z Kiss ?

Whoze Company Is Betta Thn
A Frnd''z Company ?

Whtz Tastier Thn
Our Mother''z Coooking ?


There r Sumthings In Lyf
Which Have No Substitude ... (=
Just go to hell
.
yes you
.
u only !
.
because only you can change
.
hell into heaven by your sweetness.!
Meri dua hai to naik serat ho,


Tera dil teri tarha khobsurat ho,


Mill Jaye har cheez tujhe dua se pehle,


khud dua ko tere hathon ki zarorat ho.....
Fact of Life :
Impossible does not mean that it is not possible.It actually means that nobody has done it so far.We are born to break the limits.
The aim of life is to live,
and to live means to be aware,
joyously, serenely, divinely aware.
I pray for you...
A life that you truly deserve, A life as good as your heart, A life as bright as your smile, A life as wonderful as you.
Have a Wonderful Day!!
Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
.
.
Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai?
Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?
One fine day,all of us wil get busy with our lives,long working hours,friends and sms,won''t have time for ourselves,at such a day you''ll look outside your
window and see the good old memories flash you by and you''ll get a smile with a tear in your eyes and you''ll turn back to your work thinkin i wish i could go
back.. thank u for being a part of such memories
It Was An Ordinary Day
I Was Caught In My Routine When
Suddenly Something Made Me Think Of You.
I Paused For A Moment N Smiled.
It Was No Longer An Ordinary Day…