100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2391 views       Decent

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Zard pat''to''n mein para hoon MAULA

Sabz shakho''n se jhada hoon MAULA

Un k sadqay hi Mujhey ataa kr izzat,

Jin ki UMMAT mein khada hoon MAULA
Every Fool Knows That He Cant Reach The Stars

But It Never Keeps A Wise Man From Trying
The essence of water


Water is the key to survive
The treasured sea of pure life.

When we are thirsty, we drink water
We bath and we use water
While we cook, we introduce and include water

When I am sad, I cry water
When it rains, it pours water
When I clean, I employ water
When I play, I apply water
When I am sick, I pee water
And I look at the sea and see water.
Man - God, Please Give Me Everything.

So That I Can Enjoy "Life".

God Smiled And Replied-

I Have Given U Life To Enjoy "Everything"
zindagi me 5 cheezen kabhi
bhi aa sakti hai-
neend
paisa
khushi
dukh

aur..au r..aur..

''meri yaad''

kyu.. aa gayi naa?
Khuda Ko Bhool Gaye Log Fikr-e-Rozi MeiN,

Talaash Rizq Ki Hai, Raaziq Ka Kuchh Khayaal NahiN
"Leave Something for Some1" "But Never Leave Some1 for Something" bcoz in life, Something wil Leave U but Someone wil always remain with u..,
Luvles lyf iz like a fruitles tree
But
frndles lyf iz like a rootles tree
Tree can live widout fruit but not widout roots
"Coins Always Make Sound"
But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent!
So When Your Value Increases
Keep Yourself Calm & Silent
Some promises r always unbroken
Some memories r always unwritten
Feel d magic of true relation
&
U''ll realize th8 true feelings r always Unspoken ... !
So simple it is to Live.

So simple it is to Love.

So simple it is to Smile.

So simple it is to win.

But it''s too difficult to be so simple.
We love ourself even after making so many mistakes...

Then how can we hate otherz for their small mistakes??


Strange but true!!!