100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2924 views       Decent

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Meaning of life...


Happiness is not something you find, It''s something you create.


Nothing in this world is IMPOSSIBLE as the word is "I M POSSIBLE".


LIFE IS NO WHERE - can be read as - LIFE IS NOW HERE.


This is the reality of life. It depends how you treat it. Be Positive. Keep smiling, it improves your face value.../
ek pyari si dua


*"""" tu jab bhi koe dua karay """* mera rab tujhay
wo ata karay teri jholi ho khusion se bhari bin mangay tujhay sab wo ata kare....
1 Day Ur Dreams Will Come True.
1 Day ur Presence Will b Precious.
1 Day U''ll b The Happiest Person
In Dis World & That Day May B
TodayNever Loose Hope.. :-]
Smiles Are Like
Birds
They Fly From
Face To Face
May Ur Lip Give Them
A Better Nest
So That They Can
Stay There Forever

Wish U Smile Forever ........ :->
U may miss me,

You may ignore me,

U may even forget me.

But one day if you want to see me

Do not search,

just see your shadow.

I will be there.

Trust me!!!
Corporate Lessons.....
"We Will Do It"
Means
"U Will Do It."
"U Have Done A Great Job"
Means
"More Work Will Be Given To U."
"We R A Team"
Means
"I Am Not The Only One To Be Blamed."
"That Is A Good Question"
Means
"I Do Not Know Anything About It."
"All The Best "
Means
"U R In Trouble." :)
The people whom we like very much

God always keep them away from us..

So that we miss them every moment

And think about them every second..
Awake Or Asleep
I Carry A Dream Of You
And
In Some Beautiful Way
It Takes Reminding Me
How Much Sweeter
My Life Is
Because
You Are Part Of It ... (=
Be "CLOSE" with SOME 1 who makes you happy....



But

Be "CLOSER" to that person who can''t be happy without you!
&

"Feel the difference"
Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
Life May Be Hard
Not Alwayz Fun
When Nite Brings Dark
Morning Brings Sun
When Life Seems
Tough
&
Nobody Seems To Care

Dil Se Yaar Krna

I''ll Be Alwayz There (:
Play The Game Of Life With The Attitude Of
"PLAYING TO WIN"
And
Not Wid The Attitude Of
"PLAYING NOT TO LOSE"
(Think About It, It Makes ALot Difference)