100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2590 views       Decent

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God has 4 gifts for U: A key for every problem, a light for every shadow, a plan for every tomorrow & a joy for every sorrow. Enjoy God''s Gift forever.
Realize things before it''s too late. Accept things rather than deny them. Luv people before u lose them. U have just one life, luv it while u live it.
Always Draw A Circle Around The Ones You Love . . . Never Draw A Heart
Because
Hearts Can Be Broken. . .
But
Circles Are Never Ending. . . .
Success Formula-



Sleep 8 hours....



Work 8 hours....


&



make sure they are not the same hours.. :)
Gem Notes For Women

1.If A Man Wants U,Nothing Can keep him away . If He Does''nt want You, Nothing Can Make Him Stay

2.Never Let a MAn Know Everything He Will Use it Against You Some Day.

3.Have Your owen Set of Friends Seprate From His ..Get ur Time With ur Friends To relax & Unwind.
Hi,
Do U Want To See The Gift That God Gave Me?












Where Are You Searching....






Just Look At The Mirror,Its U My Dear Friend...!
Whtz Gr8er Thn
Mother''z Love ?

Whch Pillow Is Betta Thn
Luvd One''s Lap ?

Whtz Warmer Thn
Father''z Hug ?

Whtz Sweeter Thn
A Baby''z Kiss ?

Whoze Company Is Betta Thn
A Frnd''z Company ?

Whtz Tastier Thn
Our Mother''z Coooking ?


There r Sumthings In Lyf
Which Have No Substitude ... (=
It’s not your mistake if you can''t read
the eyes which cheats u but it''s really
your mistake if you can''t read the
eyes which cares you.
Whats Sweeter:
Sms Or Miss Call.

Ans: Miss Call,
Becoz It Shows Someone Is Terribly
Missing U That He Or She Is Wordless
To Say Or Write.
< Health Tips >

1. Do Not Use Headphones/Earphone For Long Period Of Time.

2. Best Sleeping Time Is From 10pm at Night To 6am In The Morning.

3. Use Salads.
Itna Aaa jaoe passand tum KHUDA ko..!!
K tumhari Qabooliyat ki ye sorat ho...!
Bin Mangay tum ko mil jaye sub kuch..!!
K DUA ko Khud tumhare Hath ki Zaroorat ho..!!
V Bridge Distance
Wid Text Msgs Still
V Know
It Fails 2 Fill
d Space
But
I Hope
Ours Isn''t Jst An
Exchange Of Text Msg
Its Keeping Our
Relationship Alive (=