100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2677 views       Decent

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Tasvir-e-Kainat Ka Aakash Hy ALLAH

Dil Ko Jaga De Wo Ehsas Hy ALLAH

Ae Banda-e-Momin Tera Dil Kyun Udas Hy

Dil Sy Zra Dekh Tere Paas Hy ALLAH... o_o
Family faces are
magic mirrors ...

Looking at the people
who belong to us,

We see
the past, the present
and the future ... (:
Teri Hansti Hui Zindagi Ki Raho''n Main

Hazaron Phool Lutati Hui Bahar Aaye

Chalo Tou Sitare Nisar on Tum Per

Hanso Tou Phoolo''n Ko Bhi Tum Pe Pyaar Aaye
If u wait to b happy, you will wait forever, but if you start to b happy, you will be happy forever!
Jivan main settle hone k liye 3 factories zaroor lagao 1.Brain main ice factory 2.Zuban main sugar factory 3.Heart main love factory Phir life hogi SATISFACTORY
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
Ek Artist Se Dil K Darwazay Ki
Tasveer Bananay Ko Kaha Gaya
Uss Ne Bohat Haseen Ghar Banaya
Or Uss Mn Chota Sa Khubsura
Darwaza Lagaya lekin Uss Ka Handle nahi tha~

Kisi ne poocha handle keun nahi lagaya
to woh bola Dil ka darwaza
andar se khola jata hai bahir se nahi
Think It!
Apologizing Doesn''t Mean That

You Are Wrong & Other One Is Right

It Also At Tyms Means That

You Value The Relationship Muc More

Than Your Ego . . . !
I Want Go Back To
That Time

When ''''Getting High''''
Meant On ''''Swing''''

When ''''Mom'''' Was
The Only ''''Hero''''

When ''''Dad''s Shoulders''''
Were The ''''Highest Place''''
On Earth

When ''''Worst Enemies''''
Were Ur ''''Siblings''''

When The Only Thing
That Could ''''Hurt'''' U
Were ''''Skinned Knees''''

When The Only Things
''''Broken'''' Were Ur ''''Toys''''

&

When ''''Good Byes'''' Only
Meant ''''Till Tomorrow''''
Life Is Like A Book
Turn Over The
Pages Day By Day....
You Can Find New
Experience Everyday.
So Enjoy Ur Life With New Experience.
Gud Afternun
Relationships Are Precious

Don''t Take Them For Granted

Its Sad But True
That The Worst Pain In Life Is When

Someone "U KNOW"
Turns Into Someone "U KNEW" ...
Most irritating and ann0ying moment:


You're getting bored and no messages, not even a
single text. . . !



Suddenly your cell rings,
you rush t0wards it to watch who finally texted !


You pick your cell with excitement and see a text
from
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