100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2194 views       Decent

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If U Find The Whole World Behind U & U Are Alone On One Side Than What Will U Do ?



Very Simle . . . .



Just Turn Back & U''ll Become The Leader Of Whole World . . .
Think Positive . . .
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don''t matter, and those who matter don''t mind.
I Pray For You

A Life That You
"Truly Deserve"

A Life As Good As Your
"Heart"

A Life As Bright As Your
"Smile"

&

A Life As Wonderful As Your
"Dream" ... (=
If A drOp FallS On lAkE,
It LosEs iTs iDentItY.

If iT fAllS oN a rOsE,
It ShinEs.

If iT fAllS On A shEll,
It bEcomEs A pEarL.

ThE drOp iS samE..
But ThE CompAnY mAttErs !!
I Feel That Tears R The Best.
They Come To Accompany U When U R Really Happy&
They R There When U R Really Sad&
U Have No One Wid U
But They R Alwayz Wid Us
Which Is The Biggest Thing In The World?

SEA?
No.

MOUNTAIN?
No.

SKY?
No.

Dont Know?
My Big Heart Which Sends U This SMS!
Pakistan's next match is on 14th march against Zimbabwe.

Player Profile: ELTON CHIGUMBURA
BORN 14 MARCH 1986
PLAYING ROLE: ALLROUNDER...
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Lo bhai....ye match bhi gaya Qk usko bhi to Birthday Gift dena hai na?
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when someone Hurts U
Smile because SOMEONE
still Loves to see u Smiling
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
The Ways To Keep Happiness In Life . . .

Keep Ur Heart Free From Hate

Ur Mind From Worry

Live Simply

Expect Little

Give Much

Fill Ur Life With Love

Scatter Smile

Forget Self

Think Of Others. . . . :->
i kept all my feelings for u in a glass n put it in a locker.....
but today when i was filling it up with more ur phone rang...and the glass broke......
In Life
V Don''t Need
More n More
RELATIONSHIPS
What V Need
Is
More n More Life
In Our
RELATIONSHIPS .. !

May Our Relationship
Always Be Full Of Life
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