100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2440 views       Decent

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wat is the secret of my energy?
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Boost?
No
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Horlicks?
No
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Money?
No
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then wat?
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a small sweet msg from ''U'' everyday
While I can run, I''ll run....
while I can walk, I''ll walk......
when I can only crawl, I''ll crawl.....
But by the grace of ALLAH, I''ll always be moving forward......
Maalik Ne Har Insaan Ko Insaan Banaya

Ham Ne HINDU Ya MUSALMAN Banaya,

Kudarat Ne De Hame 1 Dharti,

Humne Kahi HINDUSTAN

Kahi PAKISTAN Banaya.
MISSED CALL Means -

"M"Ost
"I"Nnovative
"S"Tylish
"S"Till
"E"Ffecti Ve
"D"Evice

"C"Onveying
"A"Pnapan
"L"Ove &
"L"Oneliness
Past is Xperience !

Present is Xperiment !

Future is Xpectation !

Use ur Xperience In Ur Xperiment To Achive ur Xpectations In All
Matters. . .
Kisi se talkh hote waqt itni gunjaish
zaroor rakho k agar wapis aana parey
to rasta kathin na ho.

Jhuk jaana toot jane se behtar hai.
Quote.
Ae Dost Humari Wafae''n Tumhare Liye Hyn

Mehakti Fiza''en Tumhare Liye Hyn

Jahan Bhi Raho Tum Khush Raho

Labbo''n Pe Dua''en Tumhare Liye Hyn
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
Kamran Akmal's wife teaching her son ABCD:
A for Akmal,
B for Ball,
C for Catch,
D for Drop.
Caring for someone is easy but making someone care for you is hard. Now I keep wondering how did you make it so easy for me to care for you.
Millions Of Greetings!

Thousands Of Colors!

Hundred Of Wishes!

Kg''s Of Sweets!

Lots Of Smiles!

Thats''s Wat I Ask God

2 Giv U Throuout This Day.
SMS doesn''t only mean

''S''hort
''M''essaging
''S''ervice

but it also means...

''S''pecial
''M''oments
''S''haring

with...

''S''omeone
''M''ost
''S''pecial ;->