100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2427 views       Decent

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Chala Jaa Msg. to Ban k Gulab.
Agar Hogi Dil lagi To Ayega Jawab.
Agar Na aye Jawab to Mat Hona Udas.
Samaj Lina Hamare liye Waqat Nahi Un k Pass
Superb Lines
From A Person

Who Is Lonely.

"I M Not Alone

BCoz

Lonelyness Is Always There With Me
If I Could Reach Up And Hold A Star For EveryTime You Made Me Smile. . .
I Would Have The Whole Night Sky In The Palm Of My Hand. . .
Ek Mahan Philosofer Ne Kya Khub Kaha Hai

Ke..

"Zindgi Tu Hi Bata
Kaise Tuje Pyar Karu??


Teri Har Ek 'Subah' Meri Umar Kam Kar Deti Hai.
I'm far from perfect. But I will be perfect for that imperfect someone who is perfect for me.
I Laugh , I love , I Hope
I Try , I Hurt , I Need ,
I Fear , I Cry & I Know
You Do The Same Things Too
So
We Are Really Not That
Different

''''Me & You'''' (:
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
Meri zindagi ka sahara nahi hai,

Is jahaan me koi hamara nahi hai,

Chua unka daaman to wo haskar bole,

Dost ye daaman tumhara nahi hai.
Aik "Bazurg" Se kisi ne sawaal kiya k
"Agar hmaare naseeb mein pehle se hi
sab kuch likh diya gaya hai to phir DUA kyun kren?


"Bazurg" ne Farmaya:
"Ho sakta hai Tumhare Parwardigaar ne yehi Tumhaare naseeb mein likh dia ho k Maango gay to milay ga warna nahi".

SUBHANALLAH.
SPREAD IT.
Life is a collection of changes. So don''t avoid changes. Take every changes as a challenge. Some give success and some act as the stepping stone to success.
A Good Way To Differentiate Love And Friendship:


"Without U I Can''t Live"- Is Love.


"U Must Live, I M With U" -This Is Frndship
''ABSENT''
Is
The Best
''PRESENCE''

Bcoz

Id ''SOMEBODY''
Is
ABSENT

Then U
Miss HIM/HER
&
If U
Miss HIM/HER

Then
Dat Means

HE/SHE Is
In
Ur ''HEART'' ... (: