100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2517 views       Decent

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Dil Ko Aram Milta Hai Tujhay Pane Se,
Meri Sans Main Sans Hai Bas Tere Hi Aane Se,
Kaise Tuh Chor Jati Hai Mujhay Bhari Mehfil Main Tanha,
Kya Dar Lagta Hai Tujhe Mere Karib Aane Say...
Never Blame a Day in Your Life

Good days give Happiness

Bad days give Experience

Worst days give Lesson

AND

Best days give Memeories...
Speak less to people whom u love most…..Because if they cant understand ur silence….. They can never understand your words…...
There r Only 2 Persons
Who Can Tell You The Truth About You ...


A Friend Who has Lost His Temper ...

&

A Enemy Who Starts Loving You ...
Celebration MEANZ
Four Frndz
ßahar ßarsat
4 Glases Of Pepsi


Çelebration Meanz
100 Bucks Of Petrol
A Rusty Old Bike N Open Road



Celebrtn Means
Maggi N0dles
A Hostel R0om
4:25 A.M


Celebrtn Meanz
3 Old Frnds
3 Separate Cities
3 Coffee Mugs
1 Internet Messenger


Celebratn Meanz
Rain On A Hot Tin Ro0f
Pakoras Deep Frying
Neighbourz Droping In A Party

Celebrtn Meanz
U N M0m
A Summer Nite
A Bottle Of Coconut Oil N A Head Massage


U Can Spend 100s On Brithdays
1000 On Festivals
Lacs On Weddings
But To Celebrte All U Hv 2 Do Iz Spend Ur Time Wd Ur Loved Ones

Keep In T0uch Wd Those Who Care 4 Y0u
Enjoy ur life,
no matter how hard it may seem!
When life gives u a thousand reasons to cry,
show the world that u have a Million reasons to Smile.
Plant the seed of desire in your mind
and
it forms
a nucleus with power to attract to itself......
everything needed for its full-fill-ment....
@ who r u ...?why do u
keep messaging me...?
who gv u my no........?
plz never message me again..?
.
.
.
me na kabhi aisa kaha ..?
nahin na
to messages kar na ...?
Dont Spend Tym Just Working & Being Busy
U''ll Always Complain About Lack Of Tym
Instead Put A Little Bit Of Effort
Plan & Organize Ur Lyf
U''ll Realize That U Have
Tym 4 Every Thing.....
When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life''s First day. When you want to achieve something in life, think today as your life''s Last day.
You Never Get A Person OF Ur Type In This World. U Will Either Have To Adjust Or U Will Have To Compromise U Adjust When Someone Wants To Be With U……..? And U Compromise When U Want To Be With Someone..
Frequency of my msgs may b less.

but the time i remember U is more.

Thats Y science says tht

frequency is inversely proportional to time.