100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2282 views       Decent

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24 Hours Services In Pakistan

1.Geo
2.Petrol Pumps
3.Internet
4.Railway
5.Telephones
6.Hospitals
7.Police Stations
8.ATM
9.Air Lines
&
10.My Sweet SMS for You!
You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough
Life Is Not A

Cassette Player,

We Cant Enjoy

Our Favourite Songs.

But Life Is

Like A Radio,

We Have To

Learn To Enjoy

Whatever Comes.
Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
Whenever you are criticized,

don''t get upset. Always remember this...

No stones are thrown on a fruitless tree.

Gud Day!
I learned dat even if u r right.....u can''t keep everybody happy....

and I learned dat it hurts when ur friends don''t trust u and accuse u of something which u never ever intended.....
Never break 3 things in ur life,

1.TRUST,
2.PROMISES,
3.RELATIONS
Because when they break,
they don''t make noise,
But they give pain a lot....
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
It Was An Ordinary Day
I Was Caught In My Routine When
Suddenly Something Made Me Think Of You.
I Paused For A Moment N Smiled.
It Was No Longer An Ordinary Day…
In complete darkness we are all the same & its only our knowledge & wisdom that seperates us.....

Don''t let your eyes deceive you.
Every Fool Knows That He Cant Reach The Stars

But It Never Keeps A Wise Man From Trying
Madad Kyun Maangte Ho Auron k Darbar Se,
Woh Konsa Kaam Hai Jo Hota Nahi Tere PARWARDIGAR Se.


Ek ALLAH MADAD''GAAR,
BAQI SB TALAB''GAAR.