100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2541 views       Decent

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Life is 3"EEE"

Yesterday is a Experiance,
Today is Experiment,
&
Tomorrow is Expectation.

So use your Experiance in your Experiments to achieve your Expactations.
Six Things Which Weaken The Relations:
1) Misbehaving
2) Ignoring
3) Lying
4) Breaking Promises
5) Avoiding Contact
6) Doubting

Six Things Which Strengthen The Relations:
1) Good Attitude
2) Helping
3) Trusting
4) Respecting
5) Entertaining
6) Forgiving Mistakes.
ITNA A JAYE TU PASAND KHUDA KO, K TERE QABOOLIYAT KI YE SOORAT HU,BIN MANGAY TUJHE MIL JYAE SUB KUCH, K DUA KO KHUD TERE HATH KI ZAROORAT HU
(AMEEN)
The Five Senses ..

''Touch'' Someone''s Heart Whenever U Can

''Taste'' Awl Dat Life Has Offer

''Smell'' Roses

''Hear'' The Nice things Dat Other Hve 2 Say

''See'' The Beauty Inside Everyone ... (:
Be
~A DIODE
To Remove Negative Thinking
~A TRANSISTOR
To Amplify The Character
~A RESISTOR
To Drop Bad Habits
~A CAPACITOR
To Store Good Thoughts:-)
Family faces are
magic mirrors ...

Looking at the people
who belong to us,

We see
the past, the present
and the future ... (:
The Most Painful

Moment Of Life Comes,

When The Care

Is Mistaken

As Disturbance!":-)
Hum Is Terha Un Ka Ehsaas Kerte Hyn

Hazarron Yaadon Ko Apne Aas Pass Rakhte Hyn


KHUDA Naseeb Kare Har Khushi Un Ko

Wo Log Jo Humain Din Me Hazaro''n Baar Yaad Krte Hyn
Coffee Never Knew . . .
How Good It Could Taste
Before It Met Sugar, Water
And Milk . . .
We Friends Are Just The
Same . . .
We r Good
But When
We Meet We Become
The Best . . .
Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice....
but for those who love....
TIME is ETERNITY
Beta ro raha tha Abu ne pucha ro rahe ho ?mujhe batao dost samajh kar.

Son:Kuch nahi yaar,sabzi k paiso se apni waali ko Load karwa diya to teri waali ne boht mara hai.
You can kiss Your "Family & Frnds" good-bye
And
Put miles b/w You,
But at the same time
You carry Them with You
in Your heart, mind & stomach,
Because
"You don''t just live in a world but a world lives in You" =)