100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2653 views       Decent

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Butterflies Don’t Know The Colour Of Their Wings


But Our Eyes Know Ho Nice They Are

Like This U Don’t Know
How Good U Are


But I Know

U Are Special ?
Everything Is Pre-written & nothing can be re-written. So, live the best and leave the rest to God. Gud Day!
Play The Game Of Life With The Attitude Of
"PLAYING TO WIN"
And
Not Wid The Attitude Of
"PLAYING NOT TO LOSE"
(Think About It, It Makes ALot Difference)
Our Khaki TIGER''s Hunt At Front Of Enemy..
.
White LEOPARD Are In Blood Frezing Mountains..
.
Our EAGLES Measurs The Hight Of Skys..
&
Our SALER''s Know Where Is Depth Of Black Sea..
.
Time Lead Us,
&
Our Mothers Praying Us..
&
Proud That We Are The SON''s Of Mother Land..
.
.
Peopel Called It DEFENCE,
&
We Call It LIFE.. !!

~ HAPPY DEFENCE DAY ~
God has 4 gifts for U: A key for every problem, a light for every shadow, a plan for every tomorrow & a joy for every sorrow. Enjoy God''s Gift forever.
Mezbaan: Lassi aap peety nahi,

Chai hum pilaty nahi,

Roti ka time nahi,

Botal ka mosam nahi,

Ab batain apki kya khidmat karein ?
.
.
.
Mehmaan: To phir bas Easyload hi karwa dein.
I luk upon lyf as a
book & d ppl I luv r lyk
Rosepetals kept b/w d
pages
Ech tym I turn a pg of
my lyf
I find a Rosepetal
reminding me of my
beutiful memoriz (:
There r 2 great days in a human''s lyf-


''''the day we r born

&

the day we prove y we born"
Tragedy of life:

Just about the time

when our income gets us

to a point where

food prices dont

matter anymore,

Calories start to

matter! ;-)
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ''Where have I gone wrong?'' Then a voice says to me, ''This is going to take more than one night''.
Evn though, I clutch my blanket n growl
when de alarm rings.
Thank u, ALLAH,
that I can hear.
There r many,
who r deaf.

Evn though, I keep my eyes closed
against da morning lite as long as possible.
Thank u, ALLAH,
dat I can see.
Many r blind.

Evn though,
I huddle in my bed n put off rising.
Thank u ALLAH,
that I hav da strength to rise.
There r many,
who r bedridden.

Thanks a lot ALLAH for Ur uncountable blessings...\
Everything Is Pre-written & nothing can be re-written. So, live the best and leave the rest to God.