100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2695 views       Decent

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Being Successful Doesn''t Make You Manage Your Time Well,


Managing Your Time Well Makes You Successful.
Gods blessings comes

as a surprise

& how much we receive

depends on how

much we believe
You Can

Have Money

Pilled To

The Ceiling

But The

Size Of

Your

Funeral Is

Still Going

To Depand

On The

W e a t h e r . . . ;->
''Cutest Story Ever''

Kid- Mom I love u more thn u love me

Mom: how can u prove dix my son?

Kid: Coz u''ve 2 sons n i''ve only one mother =]

SHHO CHWEEET :]
Valuing
Someone

Isn''t
Merely

By Seeing
Each Other
Everyday

What
Count Is

That
Somehow
In Our Busy Life


We
Remember To Say

Take Care
You r Precious ... :)
God has 4 gifts for U: A key for every problem, a light for every shadow, a plan for every tomorrow & a joy for every sorrow. Enjoy God''s Gift forever.
In Life

Future Is A Question Paper,

Past Is a News Paper

&

Present Is An Answer Paper !!!

So

Read , Learn & Write Carefully.
@ who r u ...?why do u
keep messaging me...?
who gv u my no........?
plz never message me again..?
.
.
.
me na kabhi aisa kaha ..?
nahin na
to messages kar na ...?
Most irritating and ann0ying moment:


You're getting bored and no messages, not even a
single text. . . !



Suddenly your cell rings,
you rush t0wards it to watch who finally texted !


You pick your cell with excitement and see a text
from
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Service Cente
Rishtay jo pyar ke thay sabhi choot-tay gaye...

Bandhan bhi saaray zabt ke phir toot-tay gaye...

Khawab-o-khayal ban gayen yaaron ki mehfilen...

Ek ek kar ke yaar sabhi rooth-tay gaye...

Sab dard dil main bhar liye sukh ki talash main...

Hamdard ban ke log hamain loot-tay gaye...

Milti rahin sazayen hamain pyar ke aiwaz...

Apni hi Khawahishon ka gala ghont-tay gaye...
AgAr hUm 1 AnsOo hOt3y..!

To Ap Ki AnkhOn sE hO kAR

Apke hOnton PeR mRnA pAsAnd Krty

Or AgAr Ap Meri AnkhO k AnSoO hOty

ToU vAda hAi dOsT hUm Kabhi nA rOt3y
Success is like a beautiful girl it will leave us at any time, but failure is like a mother it will teach us some important lessons of life.