100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2925 views       Decent

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hold on before its too late,
dont fall until we leave trouble behind

be who u are, thats all u need in your life,

nothing seems real...until its lost
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
Some Ppl Seem To
Walk Through Lyf Wid
A Simple Word & A Gentle
Smile For Everyone
& Everywhere They Go,
They Always Leave Warmth & Love
U R One Of Those People ... :)
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry… Grudges, Sadness, Pain, Fear and Regrets. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.
Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.
A boy tried to lift a heavy stone but he couldn't move it,

His friend asked him:Are you sure you are using all your strength ?

Boy:Yes,i am.

Friend:No you are not because you haven't asked me to help you.
"I'm your Friend & I'm your Strength"
Zara bhi un k chehray say pata chalta nahi dil ka
Eibarat itni mushkil hai k hum tafseer parhtay hain
When we do a task, we''ve to cross 3 stages.

1.Insult,
2.Opposition,
3.Acceptance.

Fools stop at the 1st.
Losers stop at the 2nd.
Winners cross the 3rd.
The Most Difficult Lesson
To Larn In Life Is.....


Which Hand U Hold For
Ur Life Time.....

OR

Which One To Break Off....
Maalik Ne Har Insaan Ko Insaan Banaya

Ham Ne HINDU Ya MUSALMAN Banaya,

Kudarat Ne De Hame 1 Dharti,

Humne Kahi HINDUSTAN

Kahi PAKISTAN Banaya.
So simple it is to Live.

So simple it is to Love.

So simple it is to Smile.

So simple it is to win.

But it''s too difficult to be so simple.
Khuda Ko Bhool Gaye Log Fikr-e-Rozi MeiN,

Talaash Rizq Ki Hai, Raaziq Ka Kuchh Khayaal NahiN