100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2515 views       Decent

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Where

S U C C E S S

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W O R K S

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" Health Tips "

1. Answer The Phone By Lert Ear.

2. Do Not Drink Tea 3 Times In Day.

3. Do Not Take Pills With Cool Water.

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Disaapointment are like road hump,
they slow you down a bit but you enjoy....
the smooth road afterwards.....
Dont stay on the humps too long. MOVE ON
If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don''t accept, because you will lose one friend; on the other hand, if two strangers come with the same request, accept because you will gain one friend......
Invite Allah Into The Chemistry of Life.

He''ll Dilute your Sorrows,

Evaporate your Worries,

Filter your Mistakes

&

Leave you with Crystals of Happiness!

INSHAALLAH.
A race horse that consistantly runs just 1 second faster than others is worth millions of dollers more. Don''t compromise on 2nd position in life..
The difference between God and Man being is...

God Gives and Forgives. Man Gets and Forgets!
Good Relationship r
Like Trees
They Demand
Attention & Care
In The Beginning
But
Once They Blossom
They Provide You
Shade In All Situations
Of Life ...
Its good to value the things money can buy,but its good,too,to check once in a while and make sure that you havent lost the precious things in life that money cant buy
"DIN"
Ki
ROshni
Main

"..RIZQ.."

Talash Karo..


Aur


"RAAT"
Ki
Taariki
Mein


"USAY"

Talash Karo Jo Tumhe

"RIZQ"

Deta
Hai
Treasure Every Moment That You Have. . .

Yesterday Is A History. . .

Tomorrow Is A Mystery. . .

Today Is A Gift. . .

That''s Why It''s
Called The Present. . .
Dont educate your children to be rich.educate them to be happy.so when they grow up, they will know the value of ,things,not the price.