100 rupey chura liye thy

Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.

Mar, 14 2011 173 chars (2 sms) 2371 views Decent

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Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

'''' Bhool ''''

'''' Bhool ''''

Allah Tallah Insan Ko Maaf Kr Deta Ha
Insan Insan Ko Maaf Kr Deita Ha
Magar
Insan Ki Bhol Insan Ko Kabhi Bi Maaf Nahe Karti...''''

When you are alone

When you are alone
Don''t think of those
Who are not with you
But think of those
Who always wants to be with you-:)

" Health Tips "

" Health Tips "

1. Answer The Phone By Lert Ear.

2. Do Not Drink Tea 3 Times In Day.

3. Do Not Take Pills With Cool Water.

( New Chain Of Health Messages )

Gardishen Lot Jati Hai

Gardishen Lot Jati Hain Meri Balain Lekr

Ghr Se Jb Niklta Hon Ma"MAA"Ki Duain Lekr

Labon Pe Us K Kbhi Baddua Nai Hoti

Ek"MAA" He Hai Jo Mujse Khafa Nahi Hoti

Waldai''n ki Faryaad

Waldai''n ki Faryaad Aulaad k Naam

Jis Din Tum Humei''n Boorha Dekho

Sabr Krna
Aur
Humei''n Samajhney ki Koshish Krna

Jab Hum Khaatey Huey Gandagi Kare''n
Aur
Apne Gandey Kapre Badal Na Sake''n Tou
Wo Waqt Yaad Krna
Jab Hum Tumhary Gandey Kaprey Badalty Thay.

Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhuul Jaye''n Tou Hum Pr Tanz Na Krna Aur
Apna Bachpan Yaad Krna.

Jab Hum Boorhey Ho kr Chal Na Paye''n Tou Humara Sahara Ban''na
Aur
Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Krna.... !!

the way you want

Sometimes you just have to let people go, because sometimes going on without them is easier than trying to pretend like things will ever be the way you want

Waqt 1 Yaad Sy

Waqt
1 Yaad Sy Wabasta Hy

Yaad
1 Khwab Sy Wabasta Hy

Khwab
1 Naam Sy Wabasta Hy

Naam
1 Jaan Sy Wabasta Hy

Jaan
1 Yaar Sy Wabasta Hy

Mera Waqt
Meri Yaad
Mer Khwab
Mera Naam
Meri Jaan

Sab Us Ek Insaan Se
Wabasta Hyn

Aur Wo Ho

"S-i-r-f
T-u-m"

U R My " DAWLANCE "

U R My
" DAWLANCE "
{ Q k dawlance reliable hai }

My
" PEL "
{ Aj B Kal B }

M Ur
" SUFI "
{ Jo Naam Hai Eitmaad Ka }

Our Relationship Like
" KISAN "

{ Itnna Khalis jitna pyar }

Superb Lines From

Superb Lines
From A Person

Who Is Lonely.

"I M Not Alone

BCoz

Lonelyness Is Always There With Me

THE ONLY WEALTH I

THE ONLY WEALTH I HAVE
IS THE PEOPLE AROUND ME.
THAT I REALLY CALL "WELL WISHERS"
& YOU ARE ONE OF THEM. STAY WITH ME,
SO THAT PEOPLE CAN KNOW, HOW RICH I AM !!!!!!!!!!

3 Things In Life

3 Things In Life
Never Come Back ..
Words
Opportunity
Time

3 Things In Life
Are Never Sure
Dreams
Success
Fortune

3 Things In Life
That Make U A
Great Person
Hard work
Sincerity
Patience

3 Things In Life
Are Most Valuable
Love
Self Respect
Friends ... !!!

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