100 rupey chura liye thy

Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.

Mar, 14 2011 173 chars (2 sms) 2066 views Decent

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A Beautiful Future

A beautiful girl can't give you a beautiful future
But
A beautiful future can give you many beautiful girls.

Dil to chahta hai

Dil to chahta hai k aapse milen magar Faaslon ki majboori hai,

Hum to sada aapke sath hein sirf nazron ki doori hai.

Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

Keep Me As A FrieNd

.Keep
.Me
.As
.A FrieNd
.I Will
.Keep
.u
.iN
.My
.HearT
.LocK
.iT
.up
.&
.ThroW
.AwaY
.The
.Key
.So
.ThaT
.No
.oNe
.CaN
.TaKe
.u
.AwaY
.FroM
.mE :->

I am Thankful.

I am Thankful...
I can walk.
There are those who have never taken their first step.

I Am Thankful...
I can see the beauty all around me.
There are those whose world is always dark.

I Am Thankful ...
I can hear music playing.
There are those who entire life has been spent in silence.

I Am Thankful...
My heart can be broken.
There are those who are so hardened they cannot be touched.

An Honest Smile From

An Honest Smile From
A Smiling Heart
Crossing Many
Kilometers,
Has Just Reached Ur

Inbox ...

Wishing U A Life,
Full Of Smiles...

Keep :)ing

What Is The Largest

What Is The Largest Word In Eng Language?

"Smiles" (5 Miles)! And U Know,

Ur Smiles Can Touch People Beyond Miles...!

So Keep Up Ur Smiles.

Meaning of life

Meaning of life...

Happiness is not something you find, It''s something you create.

Nothing in this world is IMPOSSIBLE as the word is "I M POSSIBLE".

LIFE IS NO WHERE - can be read as - LIFE IS NOW HERE.

This is the reality of life. It depends how you treat it. Be Positive. Keep smiling, it improves your face value.../

I Wish God Made

I Wish God Made Me A Sms,

So That I Can Reach U In 5 Sec,

Cost U Nothing, U''ll Read Me

& I Cud C U Smiling

Which Is Worth A Million For Me.

HaRdEsT MoMeNt Is

HaRdEsT MoMeNt Is NoT ThAt
WhEn u |osE SutHiNg
&
TeArs CoMe OuT OuT Ov Ur EyEzZz....

BuT

It''S tHe OnE, WhEn U LoSe SuMtHiNg
&
StI|| MaNaGe To CrY.....

4 Cheezen

4 cheezon ko khoob Sanbhaal kar rakho:
1.Namaz mein Dil ko.
2.Tanhai mein soch ko.
3.Mehfil mein zuban ko.
4.Raasty mein nigaah ko...

Meri dua hai to naik

Meri dua hai to naik serat ho,

Tera dil teri tarha khobsurat ho,

Mill Jaye har cheez tujhe dua se pehle,

khud dua ko tere hathon ki zarorat ho.....

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