100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2532 views       Decent

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A Very Passionate Line Written,

On The Shirt Back Of Pak Army Soldiers..

"Don''t Love Us Because We Die Young."

DEDICATED TO PAK ARMY..

!_! HAPPY DEFENCE DAY !_!

~ SALUTE PAKISTAN ~
Mry Mehbob To Mujhy "HATE" Na Kr,
Band Aas Ka "GATE" Na Kr,
Tera Mery Sath "CONECTION" Hai,
Tera Mera Wahid "SECTION"Hai,
To Raqeeb Ko Ab "NOMINATE" Na Kr,
Mry Mehboob To Mujh Sy "HATE" Na Kr,
Mri Kul-Kainat K "BEST" Sanam,
Mri Chahat Ko Mat Kr "TEST" Sanam,
Ab Jaldi Aa "LATE" Na Kr,
Mry Mehboob To Mujh Sy "HATE" Na Kr,
Mujhy Piyar Ka Koi "GIFT" Na Dy,
Didaar K Kbhi "SHIFT" Na Dy,
Hr Raqeeb Ko Hrgiz "LIFT" Na Dy,
Mry Piyaar Ka Sasta "RATE" Na Kr,
Mry Mehboob To Mujh Sy "HATE" Na Kr.
If 1=6
2=26
3=326
4=4326
5=54326
then,,,
6=???
It's harvard University IQ test question.what ur answer is MR....!
Allah did not promise

Days without pain,

Laughter without sorrow,

Sun without rain.

But

He did promise:

Strength for the day,

Comfort for the tears,

and Light for our ways
Rose is famous 4 Grace...

Advocate is famous 4 his Case..

Horses are famous 4 Race...

But U r famous 4 Smile on your Face
Dil Ko Aram Milta Hai Tujhay Pane Se,
Meri Sans Main Sans Hai Bas Tere Hi Aane Se,
Kaise Tuh Chor Jati Hai Mujhay Bhari Mehfil Main Tanha,
Kya Dar Lagta Hai Tujhe Mere Karib Aane Say...
I learned dat even if u r right.....u can''t keep everybody happy....

and I learned dat it hurts when ur friends don''t trust u and accuse u of something which u never ever intended.....
Sometimes you just have to let people go, because sometimes going on without them is easier than trying to pretend like things will ever be the way you want
''Cutest Story Ever''

Kid- Mom I love u more thn u love me

Mom: how can u prove dix my son?

Kid: Coz u''ve 2 sons n i''ve only one mother =]

SHHO CHWEEET :]
Missing someone gets easier everyday, coz even though it''s one day further from the last time u saw each other, it is one day closer to the next time u''ll.
Millions Of Greetings!

Thousands Of Colors!

Hundred Of Wishes!

Kg''s Of Sweets!

Lots Of Smiles!

Thats''s Wat I Ask God

2 Giv U Throuout This Day.
~*~ Sometimes

When You Are

Really Lonely,

You Really Feel Alive

And

You Feel Like You Know

"Who You Are..." ~*~