100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2456 views       Decent

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A candle may melt
and its fire may die,
but the love you have given me
will always stay as a flame in my heart.
"I am not a palmist to tell U where UR paths will lead U..
I am not an astrologist to tell U if UR stars will be lucky enough for U..
I am not even gud enough to take UR burden 0ver my shoulders..
But..
I can make a Wish for U..
A simple Wish that..
May Allah lead U to the best path..
May He bless U with the luckiest stars..
May He guide U,
protect U n help U through everything.. *Ameen*
Plant the seed of desire in your mind
and
it forms
a nucleus with power to attract to itself......
everything needed for its full-fill-ment....
If A drOp FallS On lAkE,
It LosEs iTs iDentItY.

If iT fAllS oN a rOsE,
It ShinEs.

If iT fAllS On A shEll,
It bEcomEs A pEarL.

ThE drOp iS samE..
But ThE CompAnY mAttErs !!
Aaj Jab Haath Uthana DUA k Liye

Tou Humei''n Mat Bhoolna KHUDA k Liye

Kya Pata Humarey Naseeb Ki Khushya''n

Muntazir Hon Aap Ki Ek DUA k Liye
wat is the secret of my energy?
.
.
.
Boost?
No
.
.
Horlicks?
No
.
.
Money?
No
.
.
then wat?
.
.
.
a small sweet msg from ''U'' everyday
Worry
Doesn''t Empty
Tomorrow''s Sorrow,
But
It Empties
Today''s Strength.
So Don''t Worry...
Stay Happy Always...
Keep Smiling. .
You can kiss Your "Family & Frnds" good-bye
And
Put miles b/w You,
But at the same time
You carry Them with You
in Your heart, mind & stomach,
Because
"You don''t just live in a world but a world lives in You" =)
Just go to hell
.
yes you
.
u only !
.
because only you can change
.
hell into heaven by your sweetness.!
I Feel That Tears R The Best.
They Come To Accompany U When U R Really Happy&
They R There When U R Really Sad&
U Have No One Wid U
But They R Alwayz Wid Us
Diamond cannot be polished without friction ,
Gold cannot be purified without fire,
Good people go through trials but
That experience make their life Better not Bitter"
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

It Adds Flavour To It

Keeps It From Being Too Dry

&

Makes It Easier To Swallow Life's Sorrows.....