100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2537 views       Decent

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A beautiful girl can't give you a beautiful future
But
A beautiful future can give you many beautiful girls.
Impossible is just a big word thrown
around by small men who find it easier
to live in the world they''ve been given
than to expolre the power they have
to change it.Impossible is not a fact.
It''s an opinion.It''s a dare.Impossible is
potential.Impossible is temporary.
Impossible is nothing....
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
We Need At least 2 Things To Live In Life

" 1 Heart 2

Feel the Love

&

1 Brain 2

Understand It ...

Otherwise We''ll Have

Broken Hearts

&

Confused Minds " =)
Hum Tou Mit Jayen Gay Ae Arz-E-Watan Lekin.. !!


Tum Ko Zinda Rehna Hai Qayamat Ki Sehar Honay Tak...


~ 6th September 2009 ~
)( HAPPY DEFENCE DAY )(
Some promises r always unbroken
Some memories r always unwritten
Feel d magic of true relation
&
U''ll realize th8 true feelings r always Unspoken ... !
Develope An Attitude Of Gratitude
Give Thanks 4 EveryThing That Happens 2 U
Knowing That Every Step Frwrd Is A Step Towards Acheiving
SomeThing Bigger & Better Than Ur Current Situation....
The Most Wasted

Day In Life Is

The Day In

Which We Have

Not Laughed.

-Charlie Chaplin..
Think of life as a great road trip ... if you spend too much time looking back at where you've been, you'll miss what's ahead.....!!!!! d
Be
~A DIODE
To Remove Negative Thinking
~A TRANSISTOR
To Amplify The Character
~A RESISTOR
To Drop Bad Habits
~A CAPACITOR
To Store Good Thoughts:-)
Agar Tum Us Ko Na Pa Sako

Jis Ko Tum Chahte Ho

Tou

Usay Zaruur Apna Lena Jo Tumhain Chahta Hy

Kyun K

Chahne Se Chahey Jane Ka Ehsaas Zyada Khoobsurat Hy ...
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."