100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2725 views       Decent

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Nature has given u a face,
but u have to provide the xpression.
Be Careful When u express,
coz ur every Expression Will Leave An Impression
0300
(Mein Tmhain Bachpan Se Chahta Hun)

0301
(Tum Se Shaadi Krna Meri Majboori Thi):-(

0333
(Tum Mere Ghar Walo Ki Pasand Ho)
Ooops
0334
(I Promis U Mai Tmhari Ankhon Mein Kbi Aanso Ane Nahi Dunga)

0345
(I Realy Love U)

0346
(You R My 2nd Wife)

0322
(Tum Dunia Kee Sb Se Khubsurat Larki Ho)

0321
(I Dont Love U)

0314
(Tum Mere Khuwabo Ki Tabeer Ho)

0313
(Pata Nhi Meri Maa Ko Tum Ma Kya Nazar Aaya)
Ab ke bichhade to shayad,
khyalo me mile,
jaise sukhe hue phool,
kitabo me mile.
3 Magical Words
Of Life:
1.Please
2.Thank U
3.Sorry


But
Don''t Use
Dis Words To 3 Persons:
1.Friends
2.Lover
3.Mother
Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who luvs u..
Never say thanx who really needs u..
Never blame a person who really trusts u..
Never 4get a person who think u as LIFE
PRiNCIPLES of STUDENT LIFE:


-Luv ur bed,its ur temple,-Relax in the day,

so dat u can sleep at nite,-Books r holy,so dont touch dem,-
Dont do sumthing 2morow,dat u can do day after 2morrow,-
If u feel like studying,sit down
&
wait till dat feeling goes away,-
Dont 4get that studying is a healthy actvity,So leave it 4sick people.
A boy tried to lift a heavy stone but he couldn't move it,

His friend asked him:Are you sure you are using all your strength ?

Boy:Yes,i am.

Friend:No you are not because you haven't asked me to help you.
"I'm your Friend & I'm your Strength"
A Carin Fren Doesn''t Call & Speak;

He Makes It Wit A $Imple Sms!

Bcz Sms Is Not Wat The Mouth Speaks;

Its Wat D Heart Really Feels.! ('';'')
God has 4 gifts for U: A key for every problem, a light for every shadow, a plan for every tomorrow & a joy for every sorrow. Enjoy God''s Gift forever.
Kitna Bad-naseeb
he wo Insan Jo
Apne Waleden ki
Khidmat kr k Dua
nai leta

Or

Logo se Kehta
Rehta he k
Mere Ley Duaa
Krna.....!
"Aansu" Us "Waqt"
Muqaddas Hotey
Hain ...

Jab Wo Kisi Aur k
Dukh Aur Takleef Ko
Mehsoos Kr K
Niklai''n ...
Play The Game Of Life With The Attitude Of
"PLAYING TO WIN"
And
Not Wid The Attitude Of
"PLAYING NOT TO LOSE"
(Think About It, It Makes ALot Difference)