100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2692 views       Decent

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Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

It Adds Flavour To It

Keeps It From Being Too Dry

&

Makes It Easier To Swallow Life''s Sorrows.....
Talk Happiness
Talk Faith
Talk Health
Say You Are Well
And All Is well With You
And GOD Shall Hear Your Words
And Make Them True
u seem to be much careless nowdays...
alwayz leaving your things here and
there,
c what hav u done now u just came in
my mind and left a smile on my face.
Why worry?

Why feel down?

You do not need to, What will happen will happen, so smile and don''t be down because it won''t change anything but make you sad.
The Ways To Keep Happiness In Life . . .

Keep Ur Heart Free From Hate

Ur Mind From Worry

Live Simply

Expect Little

Give Much

Fill Ur Life With Love

Scatter Smile

Forget Self

Think Of Others. . . . :->
There r 2 great days in a human''s lyf-


''''the day we r born

&

the day we prove y we born"
" A Relation Is "

When Sum1 Hurts U , U Don''t Hurt Back

When Sum1 Shouts At U , U Don''t Shout BAck

But

When Sum1 Needs U , U Always come Back
Mana k
"PYAAR" ka
pehla lafz "P"
adhora hai

lekin

agar "P" ko nikal do

to

"YAAR" reh jata hai

Or

Aap jese "YAAR" ho

to

Zindagi se b
"PYAAR" ho jata hai.
There are 3 different forms of
"GOOD"

1. Looking Good


2. Feeling Good


3. Being Good


If U Aim The Third One, Than First Two Will Be Automatically Granted
Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
.
.
Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai?
Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?
Life Is Like A Flute

It May Have Several Holes And Emptiness

But

If We Work On It

The Same Flute Produces Magical Melodies. . . =)
Everything Is Pre-written & nothing can be re-written. So, live the best and leave the rest to God. Gud Day!