whn u kiss a britis

whn u kiss a britis
whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly"
whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly" and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na"
  

Jun, 14 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2243 views       Kiss

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NOrth to north,
south to south
my best direction is mouth to mouth..
"Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let"s kiss afresh, as when we first begun."
A Kiss is alovely trick designed by nature,
to stop speech whaen words become superfluous.
if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day
i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love.
thanks god an angel came into my life!
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
tuje chumne ka maza hi aur ha

tuje me chuma tere in kubsurat gulabi honton pe

tuje chumo me tera hasen mehktwe jism ko

bus tume hi chum ta jao mera is tarah mere jawani ki saal beet jaye
kis kis ko kiss karoon
kis kis ko miss karoon
tum ko miss karoon to
kis kis ko kiss karoon
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
come on my love and make me feel your self
just come on babe u have burnt a flame of love
in my heart i am still burning in that,
if some one can quench my thrust in the desert of sorrows
it''s only you whenever i feel about you there comes tears
in my eyes and heart sighs u wouldn''t live without me,
come on my love ,just come on in my life for once..
"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"I said.
I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you two kisses to dream.
I give you an endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up in the morning, think of me.
whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly"
whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly" and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na"