whn u kiss a britis

whn u kiss a britis
whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly"
whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly" and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na"
  

Jun, 14 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2461 views       Kiss

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LOVE IS BLIND
BE VERY KIND
WHEN I KISS U
PLZ DONT MIND
U r sweeter than honey.
purer than milk.
softer than flower.
since i have u as my lover,
come to me near,
i"ll kiss ur lips without fear.
u"ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.
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(''v'') <'' )
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"1 kaAm karun?"


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"h0nt paR"


"I kiSs You"
if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day
i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love.
thanks god an angel came into my life!
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
NOrth to north,
south to south
my best direction is mouth to mouth..
One day a girl asked Molvi,"Can i Kiss a Boy"
Molvi Replay,"Naozbillah"
Girl,"Can i Kiss a Man"
Molve Replay,"Astagfirullah"
Girl,"Can i Kiss you"
Molvi,"Jee Bismillah"
a sweet &loving person like u
needs no message....
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JUST A
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KISS!
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_>_.<_
Muahh!
i want to KISS u.

plz KISS me.

jald koi B nahi hay foran karo.

jaldi karo na....

K
I
S
S

KISS
Means
k.koi
I.intersting
S.sms
S.send karo.

so.KISS Me plz.
Law of Kissing: Any kiss that has been kissed can be rekissed if the kisser n the kissee agree that d kiss which was kissed was a dam Gud kiss.
A Kiss is alovely trick designed by nature,
to stop speech whaen words become superfluous.
Benefits of Kissing;
Changes taste;
Burns Calories;
Lips never go dry;
Relieves Stress;
Makes face muscles strong;
So KEEP KISSING: