whn u kiss a britis

whn u kiss a britis
whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly"
whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly" and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na"
  

Jun, 14 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2784 views       Kiss

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Whats live ? Live is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"I said.
Benefits of Kissing;
Changes taste;
Burns Calories;
Lips never go dry;
Relieves Stress;
Makes face muscles strong;
So KEEP KISSING:
kiss is the key of love,love is the lock of marriage, marriage is the box of children, children is the problem of pakistan, so plz stop kissing and save pakistan.
LOVE IS BLIND
BE VERY KIND
WHEN I KISS U
PLZ DONT MIND
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
(Answer is "KISS").
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass but
you my friend may kiss my lips!!
I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you two kisses to dream.
I give you an endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up in the morning, think of me. ;->
Kiss is a bootcamp,
of doing something sweet and tasted,
that at the end it can drive you to the next step
that can build a generation to generation untill generation.
Life is nothing without LOVE,
LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don"t get emotional yar just b practical
so STOP luving and START Kissing.
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
love is heat
which is very sweet
love is incomplete
till 2 lips meet