whn u kiss a britis

whn u kiss a britis
whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly"
whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly" and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na"
  

Jun, 14 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2264 views       Kiss

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LOVE IS BLIND
BE VERY KIND
WHEN I KISS U
PLZ DONT MIND
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
U r sweeter than honey.
purer than milk.
softer than flower.
since i have u as my lover,
come to me near,
i"ll kiss ur lips without fear.
u"ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.
If luvin'' was aginst the law,
and kissin'' was a crime,
i would gladly spend my life with u,
in prison doin'' time.
loving you can only be compared to the sand of an ocean,
mising you with the warmth of your skin,
baby to me you mean the world,
ican"t stand without ur thing,
talk without ur lips!!!!So come and kiss me
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
One day a girl asked Molvi,"Can i Kiss a Boy"
Molvi Replay,"Naozbillah"
Girl,"Can i Kiss a Man"
Molve Replay,"Astagfirullah"
Girl,"Can i Kiss you"
Molvi,"Jee Bismillah"
If kisses were water, I will give u sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.
If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy,
If friendship is life I will give u mine.
Will you love me in December as you do in May,
Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?
When my hair has all turned gray,
Will you kiss me then and say,
That you love me in December as you do in May?"
kis kis ko kiss karoon
kis kis ko miss karoon
tum ko miss karoon to
kis kis ko kiss karoon
I"m a kisser,
i kiss people for money, but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!
"Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let"s kiss afresh, as when we first begun."