I"m a kisse

I"m a kisse
I"m a kisser,
i kiss people for money, but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!
  

Jun, 14 2010     89 chars (1 sms)     2800 views       Kiss

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Love is blind
Be very kind
When I kiss you
Please don’t mind
A Kiss is a :

Noun:It is common & proper.

Pronoun:"She" stands for it.

Verb:It is active & passive:

Adverb:Makes an explanation.

Conjunction:It brings together & connects.

Intergetion:It shows a sudden strong feeling.

Proposition:It has an object.
If luvin'' was aginst the law,
and kissin'' was a crime,
i would gladly spend my life with u,
in prison doin'' time.
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
(Answer is "KISS").
NOrth to north,
south to south
my best direction is mouth to mouth..
If kisses were water, I will give u sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.
If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy,
If friendship is life I will give u mine.
Law of Kissing: Any kiss that has been kissed can be rekissed if the kisser n the kissee agree that d kiss which was kissed was a dam Gud kiss.
kiss is the key of love,love is the lock of marriage, marriage is the box of children, children is the problem of pakistan, so plz stop kissing and save pakistan.
Benefits of Kissing;
Changes taste;
Burns Calories;
Lips never go dry;
Relieves Stress;
Makes face muscles strong;
So KEEP KISSING:
whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly"
whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly" and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na"
Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
One day a girl asked Molvi,"Can i Kiss a Boy"
Molvi Replay,"Naozbillah"
Girl,"Can i Kiss a Man"
Molve Replay,"Astagfirullah"
Girl,"Can i Kiss you"
Molvi,"Jee Bismillah"