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1 hai Billu 1

1 hai Billu 1 hai Gullu 1 hai Ullu Billu six class Main parh raha hai, Gullu seven class Main parh raha hai, ore ore Ullu sms parh raha hai hehehehe......

Rangeen Ho Tum

Rangeen Ho Tum Rango Say Bhi Zaida Smart Ho Tum Sab Dosto Main Zaida Zaheen Ho Tum Muje Say Bhi Zaida Agar Aasa Tum Sochte Ho Tu Bewaqoof Ho Tum Had Say Bhi Zayda..!!

Quaid foot ho gaye

Quaid foot ho gaye, Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye, Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya Main nahi rahay, meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha, soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga

main bewakoof main

Main bewakoof Main bewakoof Main bewakoof Main bewakoof Main bewakoof Main bewakoof Main bewakoof ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe hai hahahehehe

Main 1 sms hoon

Main 1 sms hoon. Jise stupid log parte hain. Nalayak log doosron ko forward karte hain. Gadhe delete karte hain aur Pagal store karte hain. TUM kya karne vale ho?????

Bazu main dam rakhta hun

Bazu Main dam rakhta hun, Dil Main gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!

Kash kabhie app

Kash kabhie app hamari gali Main ayen,thora sharmaen,thora itraen, thora muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur phir zor se chilaen"TEEN DABAY WALAY"

Dost ne Dil ka haal

Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya Hum ne bhi gehraee Main jana chour diya aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerana chour diya

Ek hindu fauji ne

Ek hindu fauji ne jahaz se chalang lagaty huye kaha "JAI KALI MATA KI".

Kali Mata ne kaha: "CHAL TERI MAA KI" Ab to Main bhi Fair & Lovely lagati hon.

Kid: Ammi aaj abbu

Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus Main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad Main betha tha.

Biwi(Ghusse Main):

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??

Aankhon main SHARAFAT,

Aankhon Main SHARAFAT,
Chal Main NAZAKAT,
Dil Main SACHAI,
Phir kyon na boley her LARKI aapko BHAI.

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