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Teri sorat arz kya hay k

Teri sorat

arz kya hay k

teri sorat...

Teri sorat mere dil mai kuch is tra se bus gai

Jese chotay say drwazay Main moti anti phas gai..

Insan ki 4Maa h0ti hn:

Insan ki 4Maa h0ti hn:
1 jis ne paida kia
1 jis ne prhaya
1 sasu ma
1 w0 jis k bare Main ami kehti hain,
"A Rati 2 vajay kehri maa nal Gl''lan karda a.

Aik ganda msg sunaon?

Aik ganda msg sunaon?

aik larka hota hai,

wo gatar Main gir jata hai
Aye Haye :_
*Ganddaaaaaa*

Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,

Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,

ek dafa hath se chhoot jain to wapas nahi ate

Is lia Main sochta hon,

k

tumhari hawa nikal k apne pas he rakh lon!

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
to you

shocked ?

actully aaj ke Din

''James Hawk''

nay DHAKKAN banaya tha

tou Mainay socha her DHAKKAN ko wish kur doon;)

Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy

Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai .

School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.

School Main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.

Sir ne poocha: Chaakoo liye kyun ghoom rahe ho?

Bacha: GAREEB KA BACHA HUN SIR PISTOL kahan se laun !!!!!

1 ghar main twin

1 ghar Main twins peda huay to saas ne kaha:

"lo batao, humaray Pakistan k halat dekh kr ab bachay bhi akelay atay huay dartay hain...

Man 2 pathan:

Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal Mainy apko phone kia par aap ny uthaya nahi?

Pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 30 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo tera BAAP sunega.

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Pathan:

Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gay

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,

Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia

Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,

Pathan Ghussay se kal Main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.

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