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Arz, kiya hai ......!
Zara dekh kar kholiye ga daraaz,

Zara dekh kar kholiye ga daraaz,

kaheen us Main say bhi na nikal aye"FARAZ"
Arz kia ha..

Karachi Main agar agaye talibaan..

Wah wah..

Kia arz krdia ha mene

karachi Main agar agaye talibaan,,

to kesi lage gi burqay Main shiri rehman.
Ek larki thi dewani C

Mobile lekr chlati thi

Nazren jhuka k

Sharma k

Mbl mein jany kya dekha krti thi

Kuch krna tha shayad usko

Pr jane kis se drti thi

Jb b mlti thi muj se

Yehi pucha krti thi

Ye ON kese hota hai
Ye ON kese hota hai

Aur Main sirf yahi kehta tha
Ye mob nhi


T.V ka remote hai.
Dil Chahta Hy K Is Dunya Main Jo Sab Se Khubsurat Hai Usay Jaan Se Maar Doon

Par

Kya

Karun

Khud Kushi Karna B To Haraam Hai.
Maalik:abay nokar kuttay abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray meray kano mien gunguna rahay hain

Nokar:sahab Mainay machar maar diay hain yeh to un ki bivia hain jo vidva ho ker ro rahi hai
Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay
GHALIB...!!!

Najane tuMain ''PPP'' Ko Vote Daine Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya.......????
Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.

Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain.

Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.

Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.
BeNaZeeR
Aakhir M.B.B.S
ban hi gai...

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kaise?
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nahi pata?

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Main batao?
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M= Muhtarma
B= BeNaziR
B=Bhutto
S=Shaheed..
New Funny GAME.
Sath sath Add karty jayain.

Sab se pehly 1 se 9 tak koi number apney Zahn Main rak lain. Phir us Main 5 ADD kar phir 2 se MULTIPLY karai phir us ko 10 divid kar dein jo ans aye us ko

Ek khali PAGE
pe lekh dain.
Phir us PAGE ka Jahaz bana k orayain. Aur Enjoy kerein :P
Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai

Shehad (Honey) Me!

Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko

Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.
Main kitna tum py marta hun,
Aur kitni Mohabat krta hon.

Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,
Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.

Tum chupky sy ajati ho,
Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.

Na jany kiya smjhati ho,
Aur apny pass bulati ho.

Yeh soch zra,
Ae mairi jaan!

Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,
Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.

Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,
Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.

Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,


Ae NEEND..!
Mujhy kuch krny Dy.
TEACHER:
Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
Usey KHUDKUSHI karni pari.
Dono Main fark batao.

STUDENT:
Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,

Dosra SHADI-SHUDA tha....