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Raat ko Pocha Mujhse cHanD sitaron Ne,

Raat ko Pocha Mujhse cHanD sitaron Ne,

Tujhe BhuLa DiYa keYa Tere Jigri Yaron Ne,

Mene B Muskurate Howe Keh diYa,

Lage Honge Kamine BachiYan Phansane Main..

Filmstar Meera ne Geo

Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k
"Ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye"

Lahore Main us Din 26 Log Heart-Attack se Mar gye :-

High clas insult:

High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai

I am sorry yaar,

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak Maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

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Zaroori nahi k har SMS Main koi message ho,

BASS

AAP Ki yaad aayi, is liye Missed SMS kar diya

03343004071

03343004071

1 shaks ko ye NO khuwab me nazar aya usne 100 ka easy load karwa dia,1 ghantay me us k dil ki murad puri ho gai.
2sre ne isko jhot samjha 3 din uske pet me dard raha 3sre ne is number Main 10 rupe ka load bheja 2sre din usko 50 rupe zameen Se mle Mera farz tha apko btana aage ap ki marzi.

Mai Aur Tum Tum Aur Main

Mai Aur Tum

Tum Aur Main

Yani Hum Dono

Aaj Raat Ko

Aik Dosre Ko

1 baja K Baad

Akele Mein

Miss calls denge ok :-)

3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
Main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani Main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya Main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon

Aik din aik sardar k

Aik din aik sardar ki apne baap se larrai ho gae.
Osne baap ki photo qabrastan Main aik tree per laga di aur os k neeche likh dia

"coming soon"

Jageer Daar 1 Sardar

Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen B Nahi Dekh Sakta..
Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi.

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