Main SMS Messages3698 messages

''aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , Main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay..
''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….
Wo Bachiyan Phasana….
Wo Hasna Hasana….
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….
Teachrz Ki Hatana…
Wo Punishment Milna…..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….
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Yadain Hi Yadain.
''Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english Main kya kahenge?
pathan: jo marzi keh do g .

us ko konsa kuch sunai de ga;-)''
''KaSH Hum Aap ka MobiLe Number Hote

Har Waqt Aap ko Yaad To Hote

Shayad Kabhi Aap HuMain BadaL Detay

Magar

Humse Bicharnay Ki Khabar To Sab ko Detay''
''Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....
Uske Daton Ka color kya hoga?
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Socho
Socho
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Are itna bhi kya sochna

Kya kissi nayi paida hui ladki dant bhi hotain hain?''
''Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop Main Maine Paya...

Jo mere dil Main aisa samaya...
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Jaise porani haveli Main bhoot ka saya....''
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.

Aur

Us Main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.

B.V: Ye kya?

Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''
''1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty Main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel Main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:
mery sms gandy nahi hoty.
''Shohr apni biwi se,"Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfain jaan-e-tamana KHUDA QASAM Agli bar "Khaane" Main baal aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga.....''
''1 mandir tha jis Main buri niyat waalay log ghaeb ho jaatay thay.....Imran Hashmi gya,,,,,, ***Imran*** gaeb. Salman Khan gya,,,,,, ***Salman*** gaeb.
Nargis gae,,,,,,,,,,, ***Bhagwaan***gaeb.........''
Main TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,


Ye w0hi hAi Jo kAr gAyA PAkiStAni TeAM k0 KhAsSi.. ;->
Height of Adab
Main sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ata hun
k kahin teacher ye na kahen
k agay sa jawab data hai . . . .:D