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''Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.

Wah...

Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.

Par kabhi socha na tha k SURPRISE Main apna Husband saath layegi.@''
''Hotay hain Dunya Main aisay bhi haadsay...

Wah Wah...


Hotay hain Dunya Main aisay bhi haadsay...

Thanday Meethy Faalsay,

Kalay Kalay Faalsay.''
''Kya bataen tujhe mere dost ab k saal,
Ja rahy thy yaadon ko dil Main liye sambhaal,
1 Ajnabi ne achanak jo rok kar kahaa.
Chal oye!!! Mobile nikaal...''
''akhoon akhoon !!!!


aRz kiya he !!!!!






A@p hAm@re dIL Main BAse hO!!!!





W@H W@H W@H W@H W@H !




A@p hAm@re dIL Main BAse hO!!!!








zARa SiDe PE HO jAo saans lene vali nali Main phanse ho''
''Aankhon Main nami thi aur vitamin ki kammi thi,

Jiss se sari raat baat ki, woh meri mehbuba ki ammi thi;-)''
''Pagal Haathi ne chuonti ko tang kiya to chuonti seedhi Hathni ke pass gaee aur kaha Dekho behen apne shoher ko samjha lo warna MARD hamaray ghar Main b hain...@''
''Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jag gai,

wah wah

Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gai,

Maine itne love letter post kiye k wo
"POSTMAN k sath hi bhag gai.:-D''
''Sharab bani to maykhany bany


Husan bana to diwany bany


Koi to baat hai aap Main


Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.''
''Is dil ko yeh gawara nani hota

Inbox Main koi sms tumara nahi hota

bhool kar hi koi sms kar dia karo

Miscall par apna guzara nahi hota.''
''Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe

Phir ankh pe
Phir gal pe

Aur phir nak pe


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KISSSSS





Qadar MAKHIYAN Tang Karti Hain GARMI Main.. Safiullah''
''1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA.
USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO.



BOY;RHNY DAIN Main BAHIR SOFY
PR HI SO JATA HON.



NEXT MORNING AK KHUBSORST GIRL
CHAYE LAI,
BOY; TM KON HO,
GIRL;Main GUDDO
AP KON?
BOY;Main ULLU DA PTHA.
HA.......''
''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq Main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''