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Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free Main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

Ur 5 qualities:

Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

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4———

5———

Agar zindagi Main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

Girl’s father: “main nahin

Girl’s father: “Main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”

Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye Main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”

KBC main shahrukh ne

KBC Main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
Main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

"SHAETAN"ne pocha

"SHAETAN"ne pocha kisi NAIK insan ka number do apun us ko tung krega! Maine AAP ka number diya to"SHETAN"bola,abay marwaye ga kia,yeh to BOSS ka number hay.

Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai

Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai

THE END.

kesa tha?

Kya nzar nhi aya?
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ye sirf naik logo ko nazar ata hai.

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->

Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon? I Miss u..?

Ap k khayal ma Main apko sms kyun karta hon?

I Miss u..?

I Like u..?

OR

I Need u..?
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Chal bay

Sms package khatam karna Hota hai...is liye:-

College ki galyon

College ki galyon Main ajeeb khel hota hay... Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...

Kar diya izhare-ishq

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye Main ho gayee (wah wah)

Kehte hain ki ISHQ

Kehte hain ki ISHQ Main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

Insan k ander

Insan k ander message parhnay ka itna shoq hota hai k chahay us Pagal Fool Bewaqoof Naliq ko kitni bhi gaali par rahi ho nichay tak parhta zaroor hai ab tum soch rahay ho k kab yeh bakwaas message khatam ho ore Main bhi kisi ko yahi message forward kar k parayshaan karoon tu kar lo ab tumhari bari hai.

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