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Agar Aapko Rozay Mian Bhook lagti hai To Sehri Main Sirf:

Agar Aapko Rozay Mian Bhook lagti hai To Sehri Main Sirf:

1 Pao Dahi
1 Glass Milk
3 to 4 Parathy
2 Glass Lassi
2 Zinger Burger
4 Kabab
4 Eggs Fry
6 Eggs Boil
4 to 6 Glass Water
2 to 3 Pieces Chicken
4 Packages Maggie,
Aur
6 Banas Khaen.

Insha Allah Bhook Nahi Lagegi. :-)

Hon Aap pe Ramzan

Hon Aap pe Ramzan ki Lakhon Barkatain NAZIL.

Na Rahy Dil 1 Pal Bhi Ibadat se GHAFIL

Aapki Har Dua ho Qabool KAAMIL.

Aur Un Duaon Main Hum bhi Hon SHAMIL.

Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,

Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,

Agar Rozay Main Aapko Shadeed Pyaas Mehsoos Honay Lagay.

To Aisa Karen.

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Maghrib ki Azaan Ka Intazaar Karen.

Ziyada Dramay Bazi Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai.

10 Days Remaining ... !!

10 Days ReMaining ... !!

Aap Zara Soche''n k Us k Baad Kia Hoga?

Masajid Ho Jaye''n Gi Veeran

Almaario''n Mein Band Ho Jaye''n Ge Qura''an

Azaad Ho Jaye Ga Shaitan

Phir Gunaho''n Mein Doob Jaye Ga Har Insaan

Dilo''n k Zang Duur Kr De YA REHMAN

Hum Reh Gaye Hyn Sirf RAMAZAN k MUSALMAN....!!!

How woman calls

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k Main aaon?

Hoslay saray azma baithay,

Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat Main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, Main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

Train main 1 macha

Train Main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil Main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election Main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil Main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism Main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne Main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

Tring Tring Tring.

Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, Main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi Main hi bol raha hon.

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