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Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi Hal batao.
Sadhu : Beta, hal hota to Main sadhu kyun banta?
urdu ki book Main likhaa hay





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yahaan thori urdu ki book Main likha hay
Mat perh...
mat perh...
chour day...
mat perh...aray janay day...
abay janay day....




chal merra kiya jata hai perhi ja...
Main nay kuon sa agay kuch likha hai
boy 2 pretty girl

boy: janeman meray dil Main a ja

girl: sandle utraoon kya ????????

boy: pagal masjid thordi ha asay hi aja
Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
Woh bhi kya din the jab log huMain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....

par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the .........
GIRL: If U will try 2 kiss me,Main shor macha dongi.
boy: lekin yahan tu dur tuk koi nahi ha
grl:i know but formatlity bhi tu pori karni ha
Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar Says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika hoon"
Reh Reh Kar Teri Yaad Aye to kia karu ?

Yaad Teri dilse na Jaye tu Kia Karu?

Socha tha Ho gi mulakatKhwaboun Main

Ager neeand hi Na Aye , tu kia karu ???
Ehsas apk Ki Dosti ka Jis pal Nahi Hota
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Ssanson ka silsala bhi Mukamil nahi hota
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Mera Inbox Mujhe Bekar lagta ha
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Ager Apka Sms Is Main nahi hota
Tujhe Lita K Loon

Ya Bitha K Loun

Karun andhera Ya Bulb Jala k Loun

ya Tujhe Karu Khara Phir Teri Jhuka k Loun

ab tu Hi bata k Main teri Phoro kaise loun ??
Pyaare Dost Film Main kam akru Gaye??

RLL sirf itna hai k 1 larki apko 1 ghar Main lay jai gi

or apko goli mar de gi.

Film ka nam hai " KuTAY KI MAUT "